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直升机叶片呼啸 [Helicopter Blades Whirring]
又到了战争的年代 [Man] The time has come to go to war again.
不是跟伊拉克国际恐怖分子，也不是跟前南斯拉夫…… Not with Iraq, international terrorists, or what was once Yugoslavia...
而是跟地中海果蝇…… but with the medfly...
一种很有破坏性的地中海果蝇…… a potentially devastating insect...
它选择加利福尼亚作为它的新家 that has chosen to make California its new home.
尽管喷雾对公众的健康不会产生很大的害处…… Despite assurances that spraying poses no significant health risks to the public...
公众还是不太相信 the public is not convinced.
人们觉得自己都被蒙在鼓里 People sense they're being kept in the dark purposely.
而且还没有关于…… Furthermore, there is no consensus...
这个目标甚至是否存在的共识 as to whether the objectives are even realistic.
我们能打赢这场仗吗？ [Commentator Continues] Is this a war that can be won?
有人说不能 Some say no.
我们真的肯定人们能掩护他们自己吗？ Are we just going through the motions so certain people can cover themselves?
- 亲爱的，开始了！ - 有人说能 - [Man] Honey, it's on! - [Commentator] Some say yes.
- 好，我来了 - 这场仗打得怎么样？ - Okay, I'm coming. - How is this war fought?
就像钓鱼一样要用鱼饵 It's like fishing. We use bait.
在晚上，实际上诱饵在整个城市里到处可见 Actually, the bait is spread over our city at night, like a glaze.
这是很不同的诱饵…… This is very discriminate bait...
- 你上电视时一定要戴眼镜吗？ - 就像炸弹一样 - Do you have to wear your glasses on TV? - Like smart bombs...
- 嘘 - 只是毁掉了该炸毁的东西 - Shh. - That destroy one thing, but nothing else.
诱饵吸引了饥饿的、新孵化的果蝇…… The bait attracts the hungry, newly hatched medflies...
并只毒杀它们 and poisons only them.
战争的目的很明确…… [Commentator Continues] The war's objective is clear...
就是在地中海果蝇有机会毁灭人类之前毁掉它 destroy the medfly before it has a chance to destroy us.
评论员继续，淡出 [Commentator Continues, Fades]
古典：大提琴，弦乐 ♫ [Classical: Cello, Strings]
好的 All right.
看那 - [Whispering] Look over there. - ♫ [Continues]
玛丽安，什么那么有意思？ [Whispering] Marian, what's so interesting?
那不是艾历克斯·崔贝克吗？ Isn't that Alex Trebek?
- 艾历克斯·崔贝克？哪里？ - 在那里，在那个白发女人旁边 - Alex Trebek? Where? - Over there, next to the woman with the white hair.
那是艾历克斯·崔贝克？ [Woman Gasps] Is that Alex Trebek?
肯定是的 [Marian] Yes, I'm sure it is.
谁是艾历克斯·崔贝克？ Who's Alex Trebek?
玛丽安 Marian.
拜托 Please.
直升机叶片呼啸 [Helicopter Blades Whirring]
直升机的桨叶继续呼啸 [Helicopter Blades Continue Whirring]
……他们用了时间接受与地中海果蝇共存的政策…… [Commentator]... taken their time adopting a policy of coexistence with the medfly...
因为那对于我们来说是唯一现实可行的方法 'cause that's the only realistic course open to us.
安迪，你在很远的地方啊 [Woman] Oh, Andy, you're a long ways away.
我在洛杉矶，你能听见直升机的声音吗？ I'm in L.A. Can you hear the helicopters?
电视：评论员继续 [TV: Commentator Continues]
你穿着什么？ What are you wearing? [Chuckles]
已经脱了？真是快 Already? That was fast.
钢琴、爵士乐队 ♫ [Piano, Jazz Band]
女声：如果你在寻找彩虹 [Woman] ♪ If you're looking for a rainbow ♪
你知道会下雨的 ♪ You know there's gonna be some rain ♪
一分钟你就充满了幸福 ♪ One minute you're filled with happiness ♪
下一分钟除了疼痛什么都没有 ♪ Next minute there's nothing but pain ♪
当你是囚犯的时候 ♪ When you're a prisoner ♪
我是个囚犯 ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪
我是生命的囚徒 ♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪
有一天你来了 ♪ One day your man is here ♪
第二天他就走了 ♪ The next day he's walked out and gone ♪
但不管发生什么 ♪ But no matter what happens ♪
你只是想继续下去 ♪ You simply somehow gotta carry on ♪
当你是囚犯的时候 ♪ When you're a prisoner ♪
我是个囚犯 ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪
我是生命的囚徒 ♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪
继续 ♫ [Continues]
- 你在这里干什么？ - 给我来杯咖啡好吗，宝贝？ - What are you doing here? - Just give me some coffee, will you, babe?
- 你在工作吗？厄尔？ - 嗯 - Are you working, Earl? - Yeah.
- 你车里有人？ - 是 - You got somebody in the car? - Yeah.
- 你怎么带他们来这里？ - 他们死了 - How come you got 'em here? - They're passed out.
这是其中一个出车任务 It's one of those drive-arounds.
你没有喝醉酒吧？ You're not drinkin', are ya?
给我来杯咖啡，宝贝 Just give me some coffee, baby.
我跑这么远来看你，我以为你看见我会很高兴 I come all the way down here to see you. I'd think you'd be happy to see me.
♪ Life's good ♪
♪ It's bad ♪
♪ It's somewhere in between ♪
♪ But it's the unexpected and the uncertainty ♪
♪ That keeps us goin' ♪
♪ You know what I mean ♪
♪ Yesterday you owned the world ♪
♪ The next day the world owns you ♪
♪ One day everything's a lie ♪
♪ The next day you swear it's all true ♪
♪ That's what happens when you're a prisoner ♪
♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪
♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪
口哨声，一点点掌声 [Whistling, Smattering Of Applause]
你没事吧？ You okay?
我不是告诉你已经取消了《时代》吗？关掉邮件吧 I told you I canceled the Times, right? Stopped the mail.
你只要进来检查一下，并把鱼喂饱就行了 All you have to do is come in and check up on everything and feed the fish.
我已经都写下来了。我不是把它放到冰箱上了吗？ I'll write - I got it all written down. Didn't I put it on the, um, fridge?
- 是的，我看见她写下来了 - 我写了下来…… - Yeah, she wrote it down. I watched her. - I got it written...
- 明天早上回来吧 - 好 - Just come back tomorrow morning. - Okay.
- 你要…… - 我……你的宠物会没事的 - You are gonna... - I... Your fish are gonna be fine.
那些狮子鱼呢？喂狮子鱼吗？ What about the lionfish? Feeding the lionfish?
- 那是个玩笑，宝贝！ - 不，不，不，不。不，不 - That was just a joke, honey! - No, no, no, no. No, no.
- 狮子鱼就像金鱼一样 - 那是你写的 - Lionfish like goldfish. - That's what you wrote down.
- 是的，你像喂金鱼一样喂它们 - 我以为你开玩笑 - Yes. You feed them live goldfish. - I thought you were joking.
- 不！ - 是你干的 - No! - You do that.
地震、旱灾…… [TV: Commentator] Earthquakes, water shortages...
火灾、泥石流…… fires, mud slides...
罪案、黑帮战争、拥挤 - [Woman, Children Talking, Indistinct] - Crime, gang warfare, massive overcrowding.
“他的妈妈叫斯贝克德·亨，她看起来……” "His mother's name was Speckled Hen. She looked..."
如果我们不得不同地中海果蝇共处，我们的生活将会怎样？ What will our lives be like if we have to share space with the medfly?
- [Helicopter Blades Whirring] - [Barking]
吉恩！吉恩，直升机在这儿！关窗！ Gene! Gene, the helicopters are here! Shut the windows!
看着你的弟弟，好吗？看着你的弟弟 Watch your brother. Okay? Watch your brother.
苏西！过来，我的小乖乖。对了！ Suzy! Come here, my good little boy. Yes!
桑迪，帮我关窗，拜托 Sandy, shut the windows for me, please.
你在干什么？ - [TV: Commentator Continues] - What are you doing?
狗不准进来，我说过一百次了！ The dog stays outside. I've told you a hundred times!
别把苏西放在外面，那喷雾会让他得癌症的！ Don't put Suzy outside. The spraying - It's gonna give him cancer!
喷雾不会让他得癌症的！不要跟我讲环境论吗，谢莉 It's not gonna give it cancer! Don't you get environmental on me, Sherri.
你听了最近的新闻吗？那是很危险的！ Have you listened to the news lately? It's dangerous!
如果喷雾危险的话，他们就不会那样做了！ They wouldn't be doing it if it was dangerous!
来吧，孩子！没事的！出来吧！ [Gene] Come on, kids! It's all right! Come on outside!
没事的！它很安全！来吧！ It's all right! It's safe! Come on!
哦！哦，对！对，来吧！得癌症吧！ Oh! Oh, yeah! Yeah, go on! Get cancer!
[Suzy Continues Barking]
- 吉恩！ - 把狗带出去！ - Gene! - Get the dog out!
- 别管那狗！ - 愚蠢…… - Leave the dog alone! - Stupid...
狗呆在外面。那狗都弄得我快疯了 The dog stays out. The dog drives me out of my mind.
- 你去哪里，吉恩？ - 出去 - Where you going, Gene? - Out of here.
这是这周的第三个晚上了，吉恩！ This is the third night this week, Gene!
你为什么不重新开始抽烟？ Why don't you start smoking again?
周五怎么样？ [Marian Whispering] How about Friday?
你这周末有空吗？ Are you free this weekend?
周六前我回不来，如果安排在周日就好了，我会带新鲜的鳟鱼 I don't get back till Saturday, but if you make it Sunday, I'll bring fresh trout.
[Scoffs]
玛丽安，你为什么那么做？ [Whispering] Marian, why did you do that?
- 什么？ - 请他们来我们家吃晚饭？ - What? - Invite them to our house for supper?
我没有，是你请的 I didn't. You did.
- 我没有 - 你说“我们搞一次约会”吧 - No, I didn't. - You said, "Let's set a date. "
不，我是不得不说“我们搞一次约会”，因为你已经邀请了他们来我们家 No. I had to say " Let's set a date" because you invited 'em to our house.
那只是一个评论，拉尔夫 That was just a comment, Ralph.
你再说一遍他叫什么名字？ What's his name again?
他是个医生，可能是牙医 He's some kind of a doctor. I think he's a dentist.
她叫玛丽安 Her name is Marian.
- 玛丽安，我们甚至不认识他们 - 别紧张 - Marian, we don't even know them. - Just relax.
好吗？别紧张 Okay? Just... relax.
那些地中海果蝇今天打搅你了吗？ Any of those medflies get on you today?
噢！我逮住一只 Ow! I got one.
你希望我描绘一下自己吗？ Do you want me to describe myself for you?
我是金发 - I'm a blonde. - [Baby Whines]
三围36-24-34 36-24-34.
你别那样 [Boy] You don't do that.
- 你做什么？ - 什么？ - What do you do? - [Woman] Oh, yeah?
这些国家运他们的食物…… [TV: Commentator Continues] These countries ship their food...
是吗？但我还不打算吸它 Oh, yeah? But I'm not gonna suck it yet.
我们去你的房间里玩吧 [Man] Let's go play in your room.
走吧 Let's go.
如果所有这些向我们预示…… [Commentator] What if all this is telling us...
每一位专家……在每一位专家面前…… that every expert... before every expert...
你能大点声说吗，宝贝？我听不见 [Woman] Can you speak up, honey? I can barely hear you.
是的，宝贝，哦 - Yeah, baby. Ooh. - [Baby Whines]
我的裤子有点湿了 My panties are getting a little wet.
我在床上，我正趴跪着…… Well, I'm on my bed, and I'm on my hands and knees...
我的嘴跟你的蛋蛋贴得很近 and my mouth is so close to your balls.
你能听见吗？ [Sighs] Can you hear that?
你能感觉到吗？ Can you feel it?
你要我先舔舔你的蛋蛋吗？ Don't you want me to lick your balls first?
呣，呣，你的味道真不错 Mmm. Mmm. You taste so good.
你的鸡巴在我的嘴里变得这么大 Ooh, your cock is getting so big in my mouth.
好大 So big.
哦，是的， 宝贝，我要舔它了 Oh, yeah, baby, I'm just gonna lick it...
♪ Life's good, life's bad ♪
- 你们不喜欢这音乐吗？你们要走了？ - 我们要赶早班机 - You don't like the music? You wanna go? - We've got an early flight to catch.
哦，那我们走。走吧 - Oh, then let's go. Come on. - ♪ And the uncertainty that keeps us goin' ♪
♪ You know what I mean ♪
♪ Yesterday you owned the world ♪
♪ And the next day the world owns you ♪
- 一切都是一个谎言 - 你要开车吗？ - ♪ One day everything's a lie ♪ - You wanna drive?
♪ And the next day you'd swear it's all true ♪
♪ When you're a prisoner ♪
- ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ - [Applause, Whistling]
♪ Yeah, I'm a prisoner of life ♪♪
- 地中海果蝇已经在洛杉矶安家了 - 妈妈？ - [TV: Commentator] The medfly is already established in Los Angeles. - Mom?
- 宝贝？ - 妈妈？ - Baby? - Mom?
该死 Shit.
宝贝，怎么了？你做噩梦了吗？ Honey, what's the matter? Did you have a bad dream?
来吧，孩子，看爸爸上电视 Come on, sweetie. Let's watch Daddy on TV.
[Grunts]
- 我们依偎在一起 - 怎么了？ - We'll all snuggle. - What happened?
- 直升机吓着你了？ - 我还以为是地震呢 - The helicopters scare you? - I thought it was an earthquake.
- 我是霍华德·菲尼根…… - 他被吓着了 - This is Howard Finnigan... - [Woman] He was just frightened.
带来让你思考的想法 With thoughts to make you think.
继续关掉。我要打个电话 Go ahead, shut it down. I gotta go make a phone call.
这是我妻子的生日 It's my wife's birthday.
伙计们，来吧 Okay, guys, gather 'round.
轮流拿，样本时间 Get in line. Specimen time.
每个月的这个时候装满吧 That time of the month, guys. Fill it up.
- 伊冯！ - 嘿，宝贝 - Yvonne! - Hey, sweetheart.
- 干杯！ - 需要帮忙吗？ - Cheers! - You need some help?
- 对了 - 我们刚喷了那些东西，我们没喝 - There you go. - We just spray the stuff. We don't drink it.
你需要放大镜和镊子帮你夹出来吗？ You need a magnifying glass and a tweezers to help you out?
宝贝，好的，你们两个 [Yvonne] Hey, sweetheart. Okay, you two.
我希望你们都有收获 Y'all haven't been taking anything, I hope.
不要有什么差错好吗？因为那是很肮脏的 Don't let anything run on the sides, okay? 'Cause that gets real nasty.
[Ringing]
- 喂 - 恰德！你那么早起来干什么？ - Hello? - Chad! What are you doing up so early?
- 今天是妈妈的生日 - 没错！ - It's Mommy's birthday. - Hey, that's right!
- 妈妈让你提醒我吗？ - 不 - Did Mom ask you to remind me? - No.
- 肯定是 - 不，她没有！ - I'll bet she did. - No, she didn't!
- 肯定是她，你可以告诉爸爸的 - 把电话给我 - I'll bet she did. You can tell Daddy. - Give me that.
- 她没有！ - 回去睡觉吧，小伙子 - She did not! - Go back to bed, young man.
- 斯托米 - 对！ - Stormy. - Yeah!
你怎么知道？ How'd you know?
再睡两小时，拜托！ Two more hours. Please!
- 谁会凌晨给我打电话？ - 嘿，那是谁？恰德？ - Who else would call me at the crack of dawn? - Hey, who was that? Chad?
- 你要干什么？斯托米？ - 我想看看议程 - What do you want, Stormy? - I just wanted to see what was on the agenda.
你知道我今晚跟恰德一起，你想加入吗？ I got Chad tonight, you know. Wanna join us?
对不起，宝贝 Whoops. Sorry, sweetie.
[Sighs]
我真的喜欢怀曼夫妇，你呢？ I really like the Wymans. Don't you?
谁？ Who?
那个医生和他的妻子，玛丽安 The doctor and his wife. Marian.
还有拉尔夫，我觉得这是他的名字。你知道，在音乐会遇见的那对 And Ralph, I think his name is. You know, the ones from the concert.
他好像有点高傲 He seems, uh, kinda lofty.
那么早起来工作，嗯？ Off to work early, huh?
今天我要庆祝两个生日 Well, I got two birthdays today.
他是个医生，记得吗？ He's a doctor. Remember?
- 而她是个艺术家，我觉得 - 是吗？什么艺术家？ - And she's an artist, I think. - Oh, yeah? What kind?
什么艺术家？她是个画家 What kind? She's a painter.
你知道，她画画 - You know. She paints pictures. - [Car Horn Honks]
- 那是维恩 - 他们真的很想让我们去吃饭 - There's Vern. - They really want us to come to dinner.
好的，我们走着瞧吧。我出发了 - Well, we'll see. I'm off. - [Car Horn Honks]
什么意思？ - [Honking Continues] - What does that mean?
我们已经答应去了 We already agreed to go.
我们约了 We made a date.
再见 [Woman] Bye.
关门，斯图沃特！ - [Whistles] - Close the door, Stuart!
对不起 Sorry.
明白 - [Gasps] - [Chuckles] Got it.
- 天啊 - 我觉得它坏了 - Oh, Christ. - I think it's broken.
小东西没出现 The little thing didn't come up.
操 Fuck. [Grunts]
你为什么让我睡着了？ Why'd you let me sleep?
- 我怎么解释啊？ - 我不知道 - How am I gonna explain this? - I don't know.
- 怎么，它坏了？ - 是的 - What, is it broken? - Yeah.
你的孩子醒了吗？我不想让他看见我在这里 Is your kid awake? I don't want him to see me here.
他醒了吗？ Is he?
没有，宝贝，他还睡着 He won't, baby. He's still asleep.
孩子不该看见这类事情 'Cause kids shouldn't see that kind of thing.
天啊，我该怎么解释？ [Muttering] Jesus, how am I gonna explain this?
天啊，好吧 Jesus. Okay.
孩子们 Kids. Crack.
孩子们，好的 Kids- Kids on crack. Okay.
- 什么？ - 该死的狗 - What? - Fucking dog.
该死的狗，我就知道，那该死的狗 Fucking dog knows. I know. That fucking dog.
- 嘿，鲁夫！鲁夫！ - 真是无法忍受这一切 - Hey. Ruff! Ruff! - Just can't live with all this.
我需要…… I need to...
你早上干嘛抽烟呢？ What are you gotta smoke in the morning for?
我告诉你我不想抽烟了 No, I told you I don't wanna do that anymore.
♫ [Cello]
♫ [Continues]
[Loud Fart]
亲爱的？ Honey?
亲爱的？你回来了？ Honey? You home?
给我来杯咖啡！ Make me some coffee!
昨晚酒让我的脑袋疼 Oh. Something hit me in the fuckin' head last night.
你好 Hello.
住嘴 Shut up.
[Muttering]
这些你要喷雾浇水，每周给它们浇一次水 These you can mist. Water them once a week.
哈瑞特，我们的计划已经落后了 Harriet, we're running behind schedule.
- 我要把袋子拿到车里 - 好的 - I'm gonna bring the bags down to the car. - Okay. All right.
- 所以那些你可以喷雾浇湿它们。对 - 这些也一样…… - So those you can mist. Right. - So these are the same...
杰瑞？周六凯西要开生日聚会 Jerry? Saturday's Casey's birthday party.
他们打算游泳 The plan was to swim.
霍华德的侄子是救生员，我们打算付他钱来看着孩子们 Howard's nephew's a lifeguard. We were gonna pay him to watch the kids.
但……现在我不知道 But... [Sighs] I don't know now.
也许你应该抽干泳池里的水，换一换了 Maybe you should drain the pool, change the water.
那些喷洒药水不会污染它吗？ Won't the "methalanon" contaminate the water?
昨晚他们又喷那些喷雾了 They sprayed again last night.
没事的，菲尼根太太，它只有几小时的毒性 It's safe, Mrs. Finnigan. It's only toxic for a few hours.
水会把它们稀释，所以水里可能是最安全的地方了 The water actually dilutes it, so water's probably the safest place to be.
太不负责了，凯西有敏感症，哪怕是很轻微的东西都会引发 So irresponsible. Casey has allergies. The slightest thing sets him off.
我不担心，菲尼根太太 I wouldn't worry about it, Mrs. Finnigan.
好吧……你周六为什么不来？ Well... why don't you come again Saturday?
你下次什么时候来？ When's your next regular day?
周二，我……我……我周六来不了 Tuesday. I... I... I can't make it Saturday.
- 你好 - 不过真的，我不担心 - [Woman] Hi. - But really, I wouldn't worry about it.
我想问你们的人能弄好我的泳池吗？ I was wondering if your guy could treat my pool. Can you?
我能什么？ [Jerry] Can I what?
不管你们用的什么放进泳小孩子里抵消掉杀虫剂的东西 Whatever you put in it to kill the bug spray.
我会付你钱的 I'll pay you.
我不敢进泳池 I'm afraid to go in.
- 我只有招呼老主顾的时间，女士，很抱歉 - 杰瑞，我今天能帮忙清理泳池吗？ - I only have time to take care of my regular customers, ma'am. I'm sorry. - Hey, Jerry, can I help with the pool today?
- 凯西，回屋里去，外面还很危险 - 那么，可能我会成为老主顾 - Casey, get back in the house. It's still dangerous out here. - Well, maybe I'll become a regular customer.
- 准备上学 - 看见我的钱包吗？ - Get ready for school. - Have you seen my wallet?
- 在电话旁边 - 它在那里干嘛？ - Oh. It's next to the phone. - What's it doing there?
- 哦，我从这目录里订了点东西 - 好 - Oh, I was ordering something from this catalog. - [Howard] Right.
- 至少你能过来看看我的泳池吗？ - 现在不行，女士！ - Will you at least come over and look at it? - Not now, ma'am!
我……你知道我可能几小时后就可以回去的了 I... You know, I might be able to swing back by in a couple of hours.
我要迟到了，我们今晚再谈你的宠物吧 I'm late. We'll talk about your bearded iris tonight.
嘿，杰瑞，战争怎么样了？ Hey, Jer! How goes the war?
坏人赢了，先生 [Grunts] Bad guys are winning, sir.
好吧，非常感谢 Yeah, well, thank you very much.
♫ [Cello Resumes]
这些虫子，这个汉弗莱或者是这个皇室马夫…… [Vern] Now, see, these bugs - This Humphrey or this Royal Coachman...
- 给你 - 谢谢 - Here you are. - Thank you.
“多琳”，这是你的名字吗？ "Doreen". Is that your name? Doreen?
- 是的 - 嘿，戈登，那不是你第一个妻子的名字吗？ - That's it. - Hey, Gordon, isn't that your first wife's name?
达琳 - Darlene. - Oh.
- 达琳 - 你确定吗？ - Darlene. - Are you sure?
不确定 - No. - [All Chuckling]
- 我们去哪里？伙计们 - 在贝克斯菲尔德户外呆一小时 - [Vern] So, where we going, anyway, guys? - [Gordon] An hour outside of Bakersfield.
- 然后我们就走走 - 走多远？ - Then we're gonna walk. - [Stuart] How far?
走四、五小时，那里没别人 [Gordon] Four or five hours. There's nobody there.
- 你说这不错，对吧？ - 是的，钓鱼好吗？ - [Stuart] You say it's good, right? - [Vern] Yeah. Is the fishing good?
- 太棒了 - 好的 - It's gorgeous. - Oh, good.
你从来没有见过的，它们很愿意上钩 You've never seen anything like it. They want to be caught.
它们也因为上钩而失望 - [Chuckling] - They're desperate to be caught.
那是干什么的？ What's that for?
我觉得我以后也许得检查你的身体 I thought I might have to examine you later on.
你在哪里搞到的？ Where'd you get it?
某个医生留在我那儿的 Some doctor left it in my web.
- 最好送到失物认领处 - 对 - Better take it to the lost and found. - Yeah.
菜单是怎么样的，宝贝？ What's the menu like, babe?
那希腊人在看着，别点你付不起的菜 The Greek's watching. Don't order anything you can't pay for.
爸爸回来了！ - [Suzy Barking] - Daddy's home!
爸爸，你今天带我们去公园吗？ - Pow! Pow! Pow! - Daddy, you gonna take us to the park today?
走开！离我远点！ - Off me! Off me! - [Kids Chattering, Shouting]
安静！ - Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! - Quiet!
停下来 - [Continues Barking] - Cut it out.
Pow! Pow!
安静！安静！ Quiet! Quiet!
进屋里来 - [Shouting, Chattering Continues] - Get in the house.
- 是你干的吗？ - 不，是狗干的！ - Did you do this? - No. The dog did!
妈妈，妈妈，爸爸回来了！爸爸回来了！ Mommy, Mommy, Daddy's home! Daddy's home!
哦，太好了，宝贝，快吃完 That's really exciting, sweetheart. Please finish eating.
- 呯！呯！我看见爸爸了！ - 别拿那枪对着我 - Bang! Bang! I saw Dada! - Please don't point that gun at me.
谁把我的皮带给那狗了？ Who gave the dog my belt?
[Suzy Barking]
全毁了！全毁了！全废了！ This is completely destroyed. Completely ruined. It's a piece of trash.
这皮带是花了$35买回来的 - It's a $35 belt. - [Barking Continues]
住嘴！ Shut up!
- 那狗得出去 - 想说说你昨晚在哪里吗？ - That dog has got to go. - Wanna talk about where you were last night?
不，我不想说，我不会在孩子面前说 No, I don't. Not in front of the kids, I don't.
我不想让他们听到我昨晚所看到的事情 I don't want them to hear about all the "ain-pay"and "isery-may" I saw last night.
如果你想听那些事…… If you would like to hear about kids on C-R-A-C-K...
你可以进另一个房间 you can come in the other room.
[Suzy Growls, Barks]
我们在谈什么？吉恩？ Whose crack are we talking about, Gene?
我这有个单子 [Harriet] I got a list here.
我取消了《时代》，把邮箱也关掉了 Um, I canceled the Times. I stopped the mail.
只要检查那些鱼…… Just check up on the fish...
哈瑞特！鱼的事够了，咱们走吧 Harriet! Enough about the fish. Let's go.
- 好 - 哪一条呢？金鱼？ - Okay, okay. - Which one takes the, um, goldfish?
这些是狮子鱼，这些是金鱼 These are the lionfish, and these are the goldfish.
- 快，我不想错过飞机 - 好 - Come on. I don't wanna miss that plane. - Okay.
让别的鱼吃一般的食物 Just feed the other fish regular food.
- 对不起，你们晚了 - 嗯，她的嘴总是不停 - Hey, sorry. You guys are running late, huh? - Yeah. She keeps running her mouth.
嗯，需要我帮忙吗？ Uh-huh. You need a hand with those?
我要走了，我要去看看我有没有票 I gotta go. Jim's gonna have a fit, and I gotta make sure I have the tickets.
- 在孟菲斯玩得开心 - 谢谢。你有钥匙吗？ - Have a good time in Memphis. - Thank you. Have you got the keys?
- 还有，嗯，就这个 - 好 - And, um, that's it. - All right.
替我跟你妈妈说生日快乐 - Say happy birthday to your mom. - [Car Horn Honking]
- 再见 - 给我们带些村里的火腿回来 - Bye. - Bring us back some of that country ham.
- 你不能在我的家里抽烟 - 对不起 - You're not gonna smoke in my house. - I'm sorry.
- 谢谢，再见 - 再见 - Thanks. Bye. - Bye-bye.
再见，哈瑞特 Bye-bye, Harriet.
- 走吧 - 他们满嘴废话 - Come on. - They are so full of shit.
他们对我们不错。别抽烟了，比尔 They've been good to us. Don't smoke, Bill.
他们带我们去了一家酒吧，让我们喝了些东西。我们做什么了 They brought us to a jazz bar, gave us a couple of drinks. And what do we do?
我们免费帮他们看了一个月的房子，他们在利用我们 We're taking care of their apartment free for a month. They're taking advantage of us.
- 你们要上课吗？ - 我又不用打卡，我可不是上高中 - Don't you have some classes or something? - I don't punch a time card. I'm not in high school.
那么你要些什么？ So, what are you gonna order?
嗯……我看看，宝贝 Uh, let's see, baby.
- 我看不见这个 - 戴上你的眼镜，亲爱的 - I can't read this. - Honey, put on your real glasses.
我们看看 Let's see.
- 金枪鱼三明治 - 金枪鱼三明治？那是早餐 - Tuna melt. - Tuna melt? It's breakfast.
- 要一份牛排和鸡蛋 - 如果不是我付账就好了，宝贝 - Have a steak and some eggs. - Not if I have to pay for it, baby.
你还没喝酒吧？ You're not drinkin', are you?
- 又要开始了吗？ - 不 - Is that what's startin'? - No.
很……哦！ [Gordon] Very... Ohh!
一切都那么突然 - [Drawer Shuts] - Suddenly there's God so quickly.
天啊 - [Vern Chuckling] - [Gordon] My goodness.
戈登，那屁股怎么样？ [Vern] Gordon, how about that ass?
我见过更好的 I've seen better.
我刚看见她早饭吃什么了 I just saw what she had for breakfast.
你在哪里见过更好的？在阁楼杂志上吗？我就说嘛 [Vern] Where have you seen better? Penthouse? I say that's money in the bank.
- 你觉得呢，斯图沃特？ - 早餐不行 - What do you think, Stuart? - Not for breakfast.
- 对不起，亲爱的 - 什么？ - Excuse me, honey. - Yeah?
能给我们一些……你在那抽屉里拿什么呢 Uh, could we have-- What was it in the bottom drawer over there you were getting?
- 什么？黄油 - 能再给我们一些黄油吗？ - What, butter? - Yeah. Could we have more butter, please?
给你黄油。哦，嘿，我的金枪鱼三明治好了吗？ Here you go. Oh, hey, is my tuna melt workin'?
这个旅程将有一个好的开始 Well, I'd say this trip's off to a pretty good start.
嗯 - [Stuart Chuckles] - Yeah.
我说那金枪鱼三明治好了 [Gordon] I say the tuna melt works.
- 一杯咖啡 - 好的 - Cup of coffee. - Yeah, okay.
你知道我们需要什么吗？ - [Stuart Chuckling] - [Vern] You know what we need?
再多要一些，呃，你懂的 More, uh, you-know-what.
能再给我们一些黄油吗？ [Stuart] Uh, could we have some more butter, please?
好的，黄油就来 Oh, yeah. Okay. Butter. Coming up.
[Snickering]
那是你的脸还是你的脖子啊 Is that your face, or your neck just threw up?
- 我们没有黄油了 - 没有黄油了 - We're out of butter. - [Whispers] Out of butter.
要人造黄油 Ask for margarine.
那他干什么了？ [Marian] Well, then what did he do?
他早上7:30走进来 [Sherri On Phone] He walks in at 7:30 in the morning.
孩子们在尖叫，他们看见他很高兴 The kids are screaming. They're happy to see him. Same old story.
坐下，他好像什么也没有发生一样 Sits down. He's acting like nothing's happened.
我没什么可解释的 I have no explanation. Nothing.
- 他出去跟她吃早饭了 - 你说真的？ - So he's out having breakfast with her. - Are you serious?
是的！我是说，我问他他之前在哪里 Yeah! I mean, I tried to ask him where he was.
- 他给了我…… - 我走了 - He gave me some... - I'm going.
- 他去哪里？ - 他去工作。好的 - Where's he going? - He's going to work. Okay.
给了我一些可笑的解释，比如吵闹的小孩…… Gives me some ridiculous excuse like... like crack kids...
- 你在跟谁说话？ - 我在跟谢莉说 - Who you talking to? - I'm talking to Sherri.
- 而且，而且…… - 再见 - [Sherri] And, um-And, um... - [Marian] Bye!
现在我根本不敢在他们面前提起 And now I'm not even supposed to say the word "crack" in front of them.
告诉我关于艾历克斯·崔贝克的事。他跟你调过情吗？ Tell me about the Alex Trebek thing. Did he flirt with you?
- 谁？ - 艾历克斯·崔贝克 - Who? - Alex Trebek.
没有！哦，没有，我是说…… - No! Oh, no. I mean... - [Suzy Barking]
- 住嘴！ - 那有什么的？ - Shut up! - [Sherri] What's so threatening about that?
- 没什么 - 谢莉，我的钥匙呢？ - [Marian] Nothing. - Sherri, where are my keys?
你能滚出去吗？ - [Barking Continues] - Will you get out of here!
谢莉！狗又在床上撒尿了，谢莉 Sherri! The dog pissed on the bed again, Sherri.
向他开枪！向他开枪！他疯了！ [TV: Man] Shoot him, man! Shoot him! He's crazy!
你在跟谁说话？ Who are you talking to, anyway?
他喜欢穿那些紧身的裤子，因为那样使他的鸡巴显得很大 Yeah, in those nice, tight pants he likes 'cause it makes his dick look big.
什么？我听不见你说什么，狗在叫 What? I can't hear you. The dog's barking.
我在跟我姐姐说话 - I'm talking to my sister. - [Barking Continues]
Yap, yap, yap. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap!
你去哪里？吉恩？ - Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap! - Where are you going, Gene?
你这周应该有空吧 I thought you had some time off this week.
我要检查一下工作，质量控制 I gotta check on my work. Quality control.
嗯，今晚呢，吉恩？ Uh-huh. How about tonight, Gene?
啊 Ahh!
- 天啊 - 谢莉 - Oh, God. - Sherri.
- 等等 - 好的 - Just a minute. - [Marian] Okay.
你知道我做什么工作的吧？看着我 You know what kind of work I do, right? Look at me.
[Suzy Barking, Growling]
你知道那是危险的 You know it's dangerous.
你知道为了你自己着想，有些事你不应该知道 And you know there's things you can't know for your own safety, right?
我只是想问你吃顿饭而已 I was just asking about dinner.
你一点都不担心吗？ Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.
[Sniffs]
- 他离开这里了 - 好了，孩子们 - He's out of here. - All right, kids.
他在说什么？ [Marian On Phone] What is he talking about?
- 国王走了 - 来，苏西，来 - [Sherri] The king is gone. - Come on, Suzy. Come on.
走的时候关上门！我不想让苏西出去！它会跑掉的！ Close the gate when you go! I don't want Suzy to get out! He might get run over!
凯西 Casey.
你上学要迟到了，年轻人 You are gonna be late for school, young man.
- 希望我载你一程吗？ - 不，我可以走路 - Now, do you want me to drive you? - No. I'll walk.
是吗？好的，吻别吧 You sure? All right, kisses. Okay.
[Door Opens, Closes]
天啊 Oh, my God. [Whimpering, Panting]
亲爱的，你没事吧？ Honey! Honey, you all right?
- 我没事 - 等等，等等，等等！ - I - I'm fine. - Wait, wait, wait!
让我拿上你的东西，等等，我要…… Let me get your stuff. Here. Wait, I'll...
- 来，上我的车 - 不，我……我没事 - Come on, let's get in my car. - No, I-I'm fine.
我妈妈不让我上陌生人的车 My mom doesn't want me to go in a car with strangers.
不，等等，我送你回家，确保你没事 No, wait a minute. Let me give you a ride home, make sure you're okay.
我没事，真的 I'm... I'm fine. For sure.
不，不，看 No, no. Look.
来，你几岁了？ Come on. How old are you?
我八岁了，明天是我的生日 I'm eight. My birthday's tomorrow.
我要见你爸妈，我要确保你平安无事 I wanna see your mom and dad. I wanna make sure you're okay.
妈妈不让我跟陌生人说话 My mom said I can't talk with strangers.
[Doreen Panting]
再见 Hey, bye.
[Door Bell Dings]
- 你准备好生日蛋糕了吗？ - 嗯，就在这里 - Have you got ready-made birthday cakes? - Yeah. They're right here.
- 你在上面写了“贝蒂”吗？ - 你看这里 - Have you got one with " Betty" on it already? - Just what you see here.
我可以按特殊要求做，但今天不行 I can do something special, but not for today.
好的，我要那个，那是什么来着？ Yeah. Well, all right, I'll take that one. What is it?
- 是柠檬蛋糕 - 你能把她的名字弄上去吗？ - It's a lemon cake. - Can you maybe put her name on it?
- 今天不行 - 好的，要多少钱 - I can't do it today. - All right. Well, how much is it?
含税价是14.75元。斯瓦茨迈尔太太，能把这装起来吗？ It's 14.75 with tax. Mrs. Schwarzmeier, can you box this up?
加瓦，赫尔·比特考沃 [Mrs. Schwarzmeier] Jawohl, Herr Bitkower.
斯瓦茨……你能把“贝蒂”的名字写上去吗？ Mrs. Schw... Could you maybe... Could you just write "Betty"on here?
“贝蒂”？不，不行 [Mrs. Schwarzmeier] "Betty"? No. No.
- 你好 - 我要个生日蛋糕 - Hi. - I'd like to order a birthday cake.
- 好的，什么类型的？ - 庆祝生日的有什么样的？ - Sure. What kind? - Birthdays. They keep adding up, huh?
- 这是你的蛋糕和找零 - 谢谢 - Here is your cake and your change. - Thanks.
哦，我有一些主意 Oh, I've got a couple ideas here.
好的，我想要的是这样的 - Okay, this is what I'd like. - [Mrs. Schwarzmeier] Mm-hmm.
是怎么写的？“凯西，生日快乐”吗？ [Baker] What's that say? "Happy Birthday, Casey"?
- 不好意思 - 是的，凯西 - Oh, excuse me. - [Mrs. Finnigan] Yes. Casey.
- 那是一个棒球棍吗？ - 你好，斯瓦茨迈尔太太 - And is that supposed to be a baseball bat? - Hi, Mrs. Schwarzmeier.
对，是一个棒球棍，我画得不好 Yes, that's a baseball bat. I don't draw very well.
- 我帮德比·埃根维勒拿蛋糕 - 你确定想要这样吗？ - I came to pick up the cake for Debbie Eggenweiler. - [Baker] Are you sure you want this?
因为我有些很好的棒球设计 Because I have some very nice baseball designs.
- 我想是预付费的 - 是的 - I think it's prepaid. - Yes. Yes.
- 如果你喜欢，我可以做这个 - 不，我喜欢这个 - If you like this, I can do it. - No, I like this.
他……嗯……他开始参加小联盟比赛了，我们真的很兴奋 He's, um, he's starting Little League, so we're real excited.
太好了，他叫凯西，他玩棒球 That's really sweet. His name is Casey, and he plays baseball.
- 下，下 - 不，不，不，不，不 - Down, down. - No, no, no, no, no.
投得漂亮 Beautiful shot, man.
嘿，凯西，怎么了？ Hey. Casey. What's up?
你为什么不在学校里？ How come you're not in school?
- 让他走吧 - 凯西，你想看短传球吗？ - Let him go. - Hey, Casey, you wanna see the dribble?
- 来，乔！ - 嘿！抬头！ - Come on, Joe! - Hey! Heads up!
- 快，我们领先了 - 我们开始吧 - Come on. We're ahead too. - Let's go.
传球，传球 Pass you. Pass you.
传得好，传得好 Yo, good pass, good pass.
在那树旁向右转 Take a right down by that tree.
- 就这样？ - 好，我明白，我明白 - That's all? - Okay. I got it, I got it.
该死的后座 Goddamn back seat.
嘿，多琳 [Man] Hey, Doreen.
保罗·格罗斯曼让我得到一百多万元 [TV: Man] Paul Grossman got me more than $1 million.
给我打电话吧，保罗·格罗斯曼，我也会当你的律师 [TV: Paul Grossman] Call me. Paul Grossman. I'll be your attorney too.
免费拨打，我们可以去您在加利福尼亚任何地方的住所或办公室 [TV: Announcer] Call toll-free. We'll come to your home or office anywhere in California.
1-800-462-5555 [TV: Chorus] ♪ 1-800-462-5555 ♪
每年一次的P.B.A.环游职业赛都要…… [TV: Announcer] Once a year, the P.B.A. Touring pros join forces...
进行双重竞赛 in doubles competitions.
门大开着干什么呢？ What's the door doing standing wide open?
[TV: Announcer Continues]
嘿，你饿了吗？亲爱的，你在干什么？ Hey, you -you hungry, honey? What are you doing, anyway?
你怎么没在工作？你不是又丢掉工作了吧？ How come you're not workin'? You're not gonna lose your job again, are you?
你最好把那还回去，某个医生肯定正在找它 You'd better give that back. Some doctor's gonna be looking for it.
我从希腊人那里弄来了伦敦烤肉，你希望我把它冻上吗？ I got London broil from the Greek. You want me to fix it? Want me to freeze it?
多琳，多琳，问题王后 [Earl] ♪ Doreen, Doreen the question queen ♪
♪ Stole a London broil thick and lean ♪
来个水果盘怎么样？轻口味的？ Hey, how 'bout a fruit plate? Somethin' light?
穿一条短裙子怎么样？ How 'bout a short skirt, Doreen?
短得让我可以看见你的屁股，怎么样？ Short enough so I can see every inch of your ass. How'd that be?
- 你在说什么呢？ - 嗯 - What are you talkin' crazy for? - Yeah.
我们不想说那些话吗？ We don't wanna talk about that, do we?
我们只是想谈谈厄尔 We just wanna talk about Earl.
让我听听厄尔的事 Let's hear more about Earl.
警察们呢？宝贝 How 'bout cops, baby?
他们肯定喜欢那些短裙 I bet they love those short skirts.
我知道渔夫们肯定会喜欢的！ I know fishermen like 'em!
不，伙计，等等 - Whoa! - No, man, wait a second.
怎么了？ What happened?
- 天啊！ - 怎么了？ - Aw, Christ! - What happened?
那是我的酒定量的一半 - That's half my supply. - [Laughs]
- 可以吗？我们开始吧 - 好的，走 - Okay? Let's do it. - All right. Let's go.
- [Broken Glass Tinkling] - [Exhales]
- 小心你的脚下，小心你的脚下 - 我已经渴了 - [Gordon] Watch your step. Watch your step. - [Stuart] Man, I'm thirsty already.
我们只剩3小时59分了 [Vern] Well, we only got three hours and 59 minutes left.
我觉得不会下雨 [Stuart Chuckling] Well, I don't think it's gonna rain.
[Sighs]
[Exhales]
[TV: Static]
[Gasps]
凯西？你在家干什么？宝贝，你为什么不在学校？ Casey? What are you doing home, honey? Why aren't you at school?
宝贝，怎么了？ Honey? What happened?
我被车撞了 I got hit by a car.
什么？你说什么？你被车撞了？在哪里？怎么撞的？ What? What do you mean, you got hit by a car? Where? How?
凯西，告诉妈妈发生什么了 Casey, now you tell Mommy exactly what happened.
车从后面撞来，把我重重撞倒了 I got hit in the back and knocked down hard.
- 你怎么回家的？ - 走回来的 - Well, how did you get home? - Walked.
凯西，让我看着你 Well... Casey, let me look at you.
噢，现在，嗯…… Ohh. Now, um...
那车是怎样的？它开多快？撞你的是谁？ What about this car? How fast was it going? Who hit you?
她是位女士，她人很好 She was a lady. She was nice.
听着，宝贝…… Listen, honey...
今天…… today...
发生了可怕的事情 something terrible happened.
我开车撞了一个小孩 I hit this little kid with my car.
- 哦…… - 他没有受伤，他没事 - Oh... - He didn't get hurt. He was okay.
- 但我被吓得魂飞魄散 - 哦，天啊，好吧，那时候有警察在吗？ - But, Jesus, it scared the hell out of me. - Oh, Jesus. All right, were the cops there?
我说了，他没有受伤 I told you, he wasn't hurt.
好的，听着 Okay. All right, listen.
他们知道你的名字吗？ Did they get your name?
我说过了，当时没有别人，他没受伤 I told you, nobody was there. He's all right.
好的，我只是不想被控告 Okay. All right. I just don't wanna get sued.
- 很幸运我没有伤着他 - 我也为此而高兴 - It was just a stroke of luck I didn't kill him. - I'm glad somebody's luck's holdin' out.
打扰一下，打扰一下，霍华德，有你的电话 Excuse me. Excuse me. Howard? You have a phone call.
是……是你的妻子 It's... It's your wife.
我觉得你们有时间 I think you've got time.
- 对不起 - 没事 - Sorry. - It's okay.
不好意思 Excuse me.
杰瑞，我们有一些很棒的东西，是人造卫星拍的胶片 Jerry, we've got some great stuff, good footage coming in on the satellite.
- 喂 - 霍华德？ - Hello. - Howard?
- 什么事？ - 凯西被车撞了 - Yeah? - Casey got hit by a car.
但他没事 He's all right, though.
什么意思？被车撞了？什……什……什么时候？他在哪里？ What do you mean, hit by a car? W... W... When? Where is he?
他……他……他在这里，跟我一起在家 Well, h... h... he's here. He's home with me.
他……他没事，没受伤 He's... He's all right. He's not hurt.
安妮，冷静，从头开始说，告诉我发生什么事了 Annie, calm down, start from the beginning and tell me exactly what happened.
我让他上床了 Well, I put him in bed...
他……他……他睡熟了…… and h... h... he fell fast asleep.
他……他……他没事，真的！ H... H... He's all right, I'm sure.
你怎么让他睡觉？你不应该那样做，亲爱的 Why'd you let him go to sleep? You shouldn't have done that, honey.
天……天啊，是谁……谁撞他的？究竟怎么发生的？ Je... Jesus Christ! I mean, wh... W... Who hit him? How did this happen?
我不知道！我回家就看见他了 I don't know! I came home and he was here.
我……他睡着了。我……我不应该让他睡觉，对吗？ [Exhales] I... He went to sleep. I... I should let him sleep, shouldn't I?
不，不，你叫醒他，带他到急诊室 [Howard] No. No, you wake him up and you take him to the emergency room.
你要立刻让他检查一下 You gotta get him looked at right away.
给鲍勃·温斯洛打电话。不，我来给他打 Call Bob Winslow. No, wait, I'll call him.
把电话挂断，我一会儿就给你打回去，好吗？ Um, just hang up the phone. I'll call you right back. Okay?
- 好的，我明白 - 好的，别担心 - All right. I understand. - Okay. Don't worry.
一切都会好的，他会没事的 Everything's gonna be all right. He's gonna be fine.
[TV Monitor: Siren Wailing]
凯西？ Casey?
凯西，我们起来喝点牛奶吧 Casey, we're... we're gonna get up and have some milk now.
凯西？凯西…… Casey? Casey, um...
凯西，爸爸回来了 Casey, Daddy's coming home.
凯西 Casey.
凯西，凯西，醒醒！ Casey. Casey, wake up!
凯西，醒醒！ Casey, wake up!
每天都会有意外发生 [Announcer] Accidents happen every day.
幸运的是没有受什么伤 Fortunately, most are harmless.
但意外始终是危险的 But some are very serious.
他八岁，我问他了 - [TV: Announcer Continues] - He's eight years old. I asked him.
明天是他的生日 Tomorrow's his birthday.
真是千钧一发 Such a close call.
一切都可能被改变，我们整个的生活都可能被改变 Everything could have changed. Our whole lives could have changed.
我希望有什么能改变我们的生活 Yeah, well, I wish somethin' would come along and change our life.
- 你这话是什么意思？ - 没什么 - What's that supposed to mean? - Oh, nothin'.
我讨厌看见你在工作的时候摆弄你的屁股 Look, maybe I'm just sick and tired of watching you show off your ass at work.
你喝醉了，你跟我撒谎了，离开这里 Oh, you're drunk. And you lied to me. Get the hell out of here.
你要我离开这里？ You want me out of here? You got it.
你说过你不会再撒谎的了，那是说好的——不再撒谎 You told me you weren't gonna lie no more. That was the deal - no more lies.
好的，看着我，宝贝 Okay. Watch me go, baby.
你知道，很多人吃东西的时候，不喜欢看见面前有个屁股在晃 You know, a lot of guys don't like a big ass in their face when they're trying to eat.
打一架吧，来吧，跟我打一架吧 Oh, pick a fight. Go ahead. Pick a fight with me.
[Doreen Sighs]
告诉你…… Tell you something...
我都不知道你以为谁会想看着你那可悲的中年屁股 I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle-aged ass anyway.
你竟然那样跟我说话，你别想再回来！ Don't you talk to me like that. And don't you come back here.
我不会再跟你说话了，知道吗？再也不会了！ I'm not taking you back no more. You understand? No more!
- 我也不会再带你回来了！ - 我不会回来了！ - No more I'm not taking you back! - I'm not coming back!
- 像那样对亲爱的流口水 - 我没碰过亲爱的！ - Slobberin' all over Honey like that. - I never touched Honey!
我没说你碰她了！我说你对她流口水！ I didn't say you touched her! I said you slobbered on her!
- 你怎么不再戴你的结婚戒指工作了？ - 你是个什么艺术家啊 - How come you don't wear your wedding ring to work anymore? - Oh, you're such a bullshit artist.
你是个情场专家，我可不是！ You're the one chippin' away at our mansion of love, baby, not me!
你为什么不喝醉然后再对着窗帘撒尿呢！ Why don't you go get drunk and pee on Irmadine's drapes again!
我要去喝醉！我现在就去喝醉，该死的！ I'm gonna go get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now, goddamn it!
看你那傻样 [Doreen] Look how stupid you're acting.
[Engine Starts]
如果我杀了他呢？那又怎样？ What if I'd killed him? Then what?
你在看什么？没什么新鲜事！ Oh, Pat! What are you lookin' at? It's nothin' new!
玩得愉快 Have a nice day.
现在回到指挥星球 [Announcer] And now back to Captain Planet.
那就像偷象一样有趣！ [Laughs] It's as much fun poaching Planeteers as it is poaching elephants!
我受够了！ - [Car Door Shuts] - I have had enough of this!
♪♪ [TV Continues: Sci-Fi Score]
- 贝蒂！恰德！是我！ - 你爸爸到了 - Betty! Chad! It's me! - Your dad's here.
来吧，我们走 - Come on. Let's go. - [Knocking]
好了！来了！ All right! I'm coming!
- 我们走 - 把那个给我 - Let's go. - Give me that.
- 贝蒂，钥匙开不了啦！ - 没错！ - Betty, the key doesn't work! - Yeah!
你不觉得有意思吗？晚点儿睡好吗？ Listen, don't you have any fun. Stay up really late. Okay?
- 亲我一下 - 好 - Give me a kiss. - Okay.
[Knocking]
你换锁了。生日快乐！ You changed the lock. Happy birthday!
- 看我这架直升机！好看吗？ - 很棒啊！来，许个愿吹蜡烛吧 - Look at this helicopter I got! Isn't it neat? - Cool! Come on. Make a wish and blow.
有一张网可以截住它 [Chad] There's a net to catch the Planeteers in it.
它很灵巧，它还有防治虫害的作用 It's really neat. And there's Verminous Skumm inside.
他是坏人，他不是好人，我不怎么喜欢他 He's one of the Eco-villains. Not a good guy. I don't really like him very much.
- 但这是真的 - 你没有完全吹灭吧？ - But it's neat. - You're not all blown out, are you?
嘿，为什么只有一支蜡烛？妈妈29岁了 Hey, how come there's only one candle? Mommy's 29.
- 是啊 - 住嘴 - Sure she is. - Shut up.
- 那是她告诉我的 - 我是想拿一支大蜡烛来代替很多小蜡烛 - That's what she told me. - I'm just trying to get Mommy used to one big candle instead of a lot of little ones.
- 开玩笑吗？ - 我们怎么离开这里？ - Is that a joke? - [TV: Man] How are we going to get out of here?
来，吹吧！ Come on. Blow!
等你发现…… [TV: Man Laughing] Wait till you discover...
- 我给你们带来的惊喜！ - 哦！ - the rest of my surprises! - Ohh!
- 你如愿以偿了！ - 你的愿望是什么？ - You got your wish! - What'd you wish for?
就是你们两个能离开这里 That the two of you would get the hell out of here.
贝蒂，你要给它上发条 Oh, Betty, you gotta keep this wound.
这是你的钟，斯托米，应该由你来给它上发条 It's your clock, Stormy. You take it and keep it wound.
我淋完浴后希望你们离开了 I want you gone when I'm out of the shower.
[TVContinues, Indistinct]
噢 Oof.
[Children Shouting]
苏西，来吧，乖 Suzy, come on, boy.
[Police Radio Squawks, Dispatcher Speaking, Indistinct]
好的，你现在跑吧，我们不想要你了 All right, now, you go run away. We don't want you anymore.
走吧 Go ahead.
闻闻这个 Hey, hey, hey. Sniff this.
看那个，是一根骨头 [Sniffs] Mm-mmm! Look at that. It's a bone. Mmm!
好的，快去 All right, go get it.
[Kickstand Retracts]
[Engine Starts]
[Monitor Beeping]
确认他们有没有隔半小时就做一次脑神经检查 [Ralph] Make sure they do the neuro checks every half hour.
要努力地吸 And diligent suctioning.
菲尼根先生 Mr. Finnigan.
- 什么事？ - 他在很舒服地休息 - Yeah? - He's resting comfortably.
那很好，我们会让他睡的，那对他来说再好不过了 That's good. We'll let him sleep. That's the best thing for him right now.
地中海果蝇社论 The medfly editorial.
对那杀虫剂不太肯定 Not too sure about that malathion.
护士，能给我拿一些阿司匹林吗？ Nurse, can you get me some aspirin?
- 是给我的 - 是的，医生 - It's for me. - Sure, Doctor.
他有一个小血凝块，有一点脑水肿，但可能不需要手术 He's got a small blood clot, a little brain swelling, but it probably won't require surgery.
他正在用抽吸机，但我们觉得那没什么？ He's aspirated, but we're not too concerned about that.
- 抽吸机？那是干什么的？ - 他的肺里有一点液体 - Aspirated? What is that? - He's got some fluid in his lungs.
听我说，我们会密切注视他的情况的，好吗？ Listen, we'll keep a close eye on him. Okay?
他很专业，会没事的，亲爱的 [Howard] He knows what he's doing. It's gonna be all right, honey.
- 我…… - 再来三个 - I, uh... - Three more.
你觉得在这个城市开车不再安全，真令人觉得羞耻啊 [Man] Damn shame you can't feel safe driving in this city no more.
他的重要迹象都很好，我们只要等他醒来 [Ralph] His vital signs are good. We're just gonna have to wait till he wakes up.
有什么我们能做的吗？我们应该做什么吗？ Is there something we could do? Something we should do?
你们可以等在大厅那里，有地方坐 You can wait. There's a waiting room down the hall.
如果要吸烟的话，走廊可以吸 There's smoking out on the porch, if you want to smoke.
他可能很快就会醒的，他醒的时候你们会希望在场 He may be waking up soon. You'll wanna be here when he does.
好的，你觉得他多长……多长时间后会醒？ Yeah, well, uh, listen, how... how long you think it'll... it'll be?
这种事你可说不准，我只是想让你们休息一下 You never know with these things. I just want you to do whatever makes you comfortable.
来吧，来吧，来吧！ - Come on, come on, come on! - [Shouting, Chattering]
- 你来了 - 是啊！ - You made it. - [Jerry] Yeah!
我希望你不必放太多的氯进去 I hope you don't have to put too much chlorine in.
那对我的嗓子不好 It's bad for my voice.
水池在后面 The pool's around the back.
[Chattering Continues]
乔纳森，给你球，宝贝！上，上！ Jonathan, that's you, babe! Go up, go up!
- 这里，这里，这里！ - 佐伊！ - Right here, right here, right here! - Zoe!
不好意思 [Jerry] Excuse me.
看那个瘀伤 Um, see how that bruise is... is...
很剧烈但是没有发热 it's intense, but it's not glowing.
所以你想研究它，看看你的 So you'll wanna work on that. Let's take a look at yours.
很棒，我喜欢。那瘀伤很不错 This is good. I like that. Yeah. The bruise is really good.
我要你在那里再多弄点儿血 Um... [Clears Throat] I want you to put a little bit more blood in there.
哦，在……在……呃……在…… Oh, on the... on the, uh... on...
对，在刀口上 Yeah, blend off that one edge.
- 把你嘴里的刷子拿出来 - 对不起 - And take the brush out of your mouth. - Sorry.
过滤器？过滤器跟这有什么关系？ Filter? What's the filter got to do with it?
如果你的过滤器不管用，那我也做不了什么事情 Well, if your filter ain't workin', and I don't think it is, there's not much I can do.
这杀虫剂有多危险啊？ How dangerous is this malathion?
你有这系统多长时间了？ Well... How long have you had this system?
有了这房子之后就有的 Came with the house.
是吗？我不想告诉你的，但我觉得它已经到使用期限了 Yeah? Well, I hate to be the one to tell you, but I think it's on its last legs.
不，别告诉我 Oh, no. Don't tell me.
- 那么，Ace，今晚有什么事？ - 我不知道。你想干什么？ - So, Ace, what's up tonight? - I don't know. What do you wanna do?
我想问问妈妈，她是在独自庆祝生日吗？ I mean, with Mom. Is she celebrating her birthday alone, or what?
哦，她跟吉恩一起 Uh, with Gene.
- 吉恩，嗯？ - 嗯 - Jean, huh? - Mm-hmm.
吉恩 Jean.
他是谁？ Well, who's she?
他是妈妈的一个朋友？ He's a friend of Mommy's.
我们现在干什么？ [TV: Man] What do we do now?
[Siren Wailing]
[Sighs]
[Police Radio: Dispatcher Speaking, Indistinct]
我能看看你的执照吗，夫人？ May I see your license and registration, ma'am?
我做错什么了吗，警官？ Did I do something wrong, Officer?
把你的太阳镜摘下，夫人 Take your sunglasses off, ma'am.
你知道，这个小丑是可拆卸的 You know, this clown is detachable.
我……我有许可证的 I, um... I have a permit for it.
我以前也被拦过，从来没有发生过问题 It's to code. I've been stopped before. There's never been a problem.
- 你的电话号码呢？ - 号码是504-0361 - Phone number, ma'am? - 504-0361.
我会让你走的，这次只是一个警告，夫人 I'm gonna let you go with a warning this time, ma'am.
你开得太慢了，跟开得快一样危险 You were driving too slow. Just as dangerous as driving too fast.
以后请不要再这样做了 Please refrain from doing so in the future.
我现在能走吗？ Can I go now?
不，我还有一个问题 No, ma'am. I have one more question.
是什么？ What's that?
你能在这车里放多少个小丑？ How many clowns can you fit in this car?
我不明白 I beg your pardon.
你能在这车里放多少个小丑，夫人？ How many clowns can you fit in this car, ma'am?
你为什么要我的电话号？ Why'd you take my phone number?
你永远不知道你什么时候可能会需要小丑的服务，夫人 Well, you never know when you might need the services of a clown, ma'am.
- 你有孩子吗？ - 不，没有 - You have children? - No, ma'am.
我……呃……我时不时能自己快活，夫人 I, uh... I can use some cheering up from time to time myself, ma'am.
做一个警察不容易 Being a cop isn't easy.
祝你有愉快的一天 You have a nice day now.
如果有什么是我比刻薄更喜欢的…… If there's anything I like more than being mean...
那就是鬼鬼祟祟 it's being sneaky.
[Creature Shrieks]
是一个陷阱！ [TV: Boy] It's a trap!
- 当然是一个陷阱！ - 吉恩？ - [TV: Man] Of course it's a trap! - Gene?
- 那是你吗？ - 当然！ - Is that you? - [TV: Man] Affirmative!
我们的道路很畅通…… With the Planeteers out of our way...
恰德没关电视 Chad left the TV on.
[TV: Cow Mooing]
人类敢到以前只有牛才去过的地方 [TV: Announcer] Man dares to go where only cows have gone before.
班迪尼是一种肥料 [Woman Announcer] Bandini is the word for fertilizer.
天啊，恰德，你在这里干什么？ Oh, my God! [Gasps] Chad, what are you doing here?
- 你爸爸呢？ - 他得去某个地方 - Where's your dad? - He had to go somewhere.
他抛下你独自去某个地方？ He had to go somewhere without you?
他……他说他要做一些事情 He... he said he had to do something.
- 出了什么事 - 嗯 - Something came up. - Yeah.
我可以肯定 I'll bet it did.
肯定是出了什么事了 I'll bet something came up.
那他说了你什么吗？ So, what'd he say about you?
他说我们只好改天再来做 He said we'll have to do it some other time.
嘿 Hey.
他是个狗娘养的 He's a son of a bitch.
- 现在？ - 带进来…… - [Stuart] Now? - [Gordon] Bring in the...
- [Phone Ringing] - [Dog Barking]
杰瑞·凯瑟尔 Jerry Kaiser.
- 嘿，伙计，是我 - 嘿 - [Man Whispering] Hey, buddy, it's me. - Hey.
听着，我正跟一个丰满的女孩一起四处游荡 Listen, I'm walking around with a fuckin' serious chubby.
听听发生了什么 Listen to what's going on.
这个女孩是在这里上学的…… There's this girl at school here...
她18岁，她有诱人的身材、美丽的脸庞。她要求我…… She's 18, she's got a body to kill for, beautiful face, and she asked me...
- 你为什么说那么小声？ - 帮她做全身化妆，为这个…… - Why are you whispering? - To do her body makeup for this...
我不是故意小声说的，我只是……我嘶哑了，我很兴奋 I'm not whispering. I'm just... I'm... I'm throaty. I'm excited.
所以我要给她做全身化妆，那……那需要一个小时 So I gotta do full-body makeup on her. That...that takes an hour.
这就是说我要在她的大腿之间来回地擦…… That means I'm rubbing base up and down the insides of her thighs...
还有在她的屁股周围…… like, right around her puddy...
我真想说，“噢，伙计！” and I'm just like, "Oh, man!"
我要在她的身体上来回擦……触摸她的富有弹性…… I gotta run it up and down, up her... on the inside of her elastic...
她的完美的屁股里面 and inside her perfect ass.
我只是……好像……我晕菜了，伙计 I'm just, like... I'm losing it, man.
我正在触摸着她的乳头，她看着我问，“你叫什么名字？” I was, like, rubbing some on her titties and she looked at me and said, " What's your name?"
我说，“我叫比尔” I said, " My name is Bill."
她说，“比尔，你弄得我的乳头硬了” She said, "Bill, you're giving me a nipple boner."
我说，“没错” I said, "That's right."
我真想……我差点就扔掉刷子，然后操…… And I was just, like - I was about to drop my brushes and just fuckin'...
噢！太令人惊异了，你觉得呢？伙计 Oh! It was amazing. What do you think about that, man?
很令人惊异吧？杰瑞？ Pretty amazing - Jerry?
杰瑞？凯瑟尔？ Jerry? Kaiser?
[Dog Continues Barking]
哦……呃……你有没有一个好的评分？ Oh... Uh, d... did you get a good grade?
是的，他们给我一个A+，宝贝 Yeah, they gave me an A-plus, baby.
- 太好了 - 你为什么说那么小声？ - [Jerry Whispering] That's great. - Why are you whispering?
- 嘘！嘘，嘘 - 什么？你在干什么？ - Shh! Shh, shh. - What? What are you doing?
我告诉你我在工作 [Continues Whispering] I told you! I'm working.
你听起来不像是在……你在等一些有钱的妇人吗？ You don't sound like you're... What are you doing, waiting for some rich dame...
好的，我要走了，我稍后再给你打电话再见 Okay, I gotta go. I'll call you back later. Bye.
[Phone Beeps Off]
我希望你不要那么做 I wish you wouldn't do that.
别跟我开玩笑了 You're not fooling me, you know.
[Water Sloshing, Splashing]
斯图沃特，除非我们都钓到鱼了，没什么比这更重要的事了 [Vern] Stuart, nothing counts against first, most or biggest unless we're all fishin, man.
我正在这里建新的一列，好吗？ I'm just settin' up this new line. All right?
那些人呢？在这里搭帐篷怎么样？ What about somebody... What about setting up the camp here?
得有人来挖洞 Somebody's gotta dig the hole.
我来挖！只要给我两分钟时间！ I'll do that! Just give me a couple of minutes here!
我来帮你，不过让我先撒个尿 I'll help you. Just let me take a leak first.
嘿，别在任何柴火上撒尿！ [Gordon] Hey, don't piss on any firewood!
对，也别在水里撒尿！ Yeah, and don't piss in the water!
♫ [Radio: Jazz]
该死 Shit.
你为什么在水里撒尿，维恩？ [Stuart] What are you pissin'in the water for, Vern?
我有点喜欢那种声音 I kinda like the way it sounds.
嘿 [Vern] Hey.
嘿，斯图沃特、戈登 Hey, Stuart, Gordon.
来这里一会儿 Come here a second.
这是什么？斯图沃特，过来！ What the hell is this? Stuart, come here!
戈登，到这里来！ Gordon, get over here!
天啊！是一具死尸！ [Vern] Holy Christ! It's a dead body!
看那个，天啊！ [Vern] Look at that. Jesus!
你觉得是谁呢？ [Gordon] Who do you think it is?
- 是一具死尸，不是吗？ - 是一个女人，对吗？ - [Vern] It's a dead body, isn't it? - [Stuart] Yeah, it's a woman, huh?
她死了，是吗？ [Gordon] She's dead, isn't she?
是的，要我说是死了，看她 [Vern] Yeah, dead. I'll say. Look at her.
怎么死的呢？ [Stuart] I wonder how.
我们……我们得把她拉出来 [Gordon] We... we gotta pull her out.
拉出来？你疯了吗？我觉得咱们不应该碰她，对吗？ [Vern] Pull her out? What are you, crazy? I don't think we should touch her. Should we?
不应该，我们应该打电话找人来，我觉得我们应该报警 [Stuart] No, we should call somebody. I think we should call the police.
我们打电话之前，不应该碰任何东西 I don't think we should touch anything until we call somebody.
好主意，斯图沃特。我们要怎么做？你有手机还是什么？ That's a great idea, Stuart. How we gonna do that? You got a portable cellular phone or something?
我们不能就让她漂在那里不管，对吧？ [Gordon] We can't just leave her there, can we?
我知道我要怎么做了 [Vern] Well, I know what I'm gonna do.
我要喝杯东西 I'm gonna have a drink.
呃，我觉得维恩的是个好办法 [Stuart] Uh, I think Vern has the right idea.
嘿，等等……等一下！ [Gordon] Hey, wait... wait a minute!
你为什么不回家休息一下？如果有什么变化，我会给你打电话 Why don't you go home, get some rest? I'll call you if there's any change.
不，你走吧，我留下。你去休息一下，你在台里还有事情要做 No, you go. I'll stay. You go rest up. You've got things at the station.
我没事 I'm all right.
我可以打些电话 I could make some calls.
可能是个好时候 - Probably a good time. - [Woman Sighs]
我会记下这里的收费电话号码 Look, I'll take the number of the pay phone here.
- 是个好主意 - 是啊，有时候这里的电话根本打不通 - That's a good idea. - Yeah. Sometimes it takes forever to get through here.
哦，你能给我带一些鞋子……平跟的……和一件毛衣吗？ Uh, could you bring me some shoes... some flats... and a sweater?
或许再带些邮件？ And maybe some mail?
杂志或者什么的？ Magazines or something?
会没事的 It's gonna be all right.
再见 Bye.
[Man, Woman Whispering, Indistinct]
- [Dog Growling] - [Phone: Line Ringing]
- 玛丽安？ - 什么？怎么回事？ - Marian? - [On Phone] What? What's the matter?
可怕的事情发生了，这是我一生中最糟的时候 Something horrible's happened. This has been the worst day of my life.
天啊，发生什么了，谢莉？出什么事了？怎么回事？告诉我 [Marian] Oh, my God. What happened, Sherri? What happened? What is it? Tell me.
- 苏西跑了 - 哦，天啊 - Suzy ran away. - Oh, Jesus.
我还以为你要说孩子们或者吉恩出了什么事 I thought you were gonna say something happened to one of the kids, or to Gene.
- 是吉恩的错，是他把它放出去的 - 哦，我肯定你会找到她的 - It's Gene's fault. He's the one who let him out. - Oh, I'm sure you'll find her.
- 他 - 对 - Him. - Yeah.
我整天都在街上跑来跑去找它 I've been going up and down the streets all day trying to find him.
- 孩子们急坏了 - 你给收容所打电话了吗？ - Kids are going nuts. - Did you call the pound?
- 爸爸，苏西跑了！ - 我给能想起来的每个人都打电话了 - Dad, Suzy's gone! - I called everyone I could think of.
- 亲爱的，它只是出去玩玩，别担心 - 不，爸爸，它真的跑了！ - Honey, he's out running around. Don't worry. - No, Daddy, he's really gone!
亲爱的，它到时候会回来的，别担心 Honey, he'll come back when he's ready. Don't worry.
爸爸，我们找了又找 Daddy, we looked and looked.
宝贝，苏西饿了就会回来 Sweetheart, Suzy will be back as soon as he gets hungry.
爸爸，我要苏西回来！ [Whining] Daddy, I want Suzy back!
爸爸，我们找不到苏西！ Daddy, we can't find Suzy!
你们都听我说，苏西到时候会回来的……某个时候 Listen to me, all of you. Suzy will come back... sometime.
- 如果它不呢？ - 那我们就再买一条狗 - What if she doesn't? - Well, then we'll have to get another dog.
- 我们这次买条小狗好吗？ - 我不要别的狗，我要苏西！ - We'll get a puppy this time. How's that? - I don't want another dog. I want Suzy!
我要苏西！ I want Suzy!
- 给我开个价 - 把那些放在我这边 - [Woman] Tell me how much you want it. - Put those on my side.
我为什么要这样做？ [Boy] Why should I, Big?
你屁股上还有三个指印吗？ Still got three fingers in your ass?
荡妇，我该收拾你 Slut. I should make you get an egg.
你冰箱里有鸡蛋吗？ You got an egg in that refrigerator?
没有，你一个鸡蛋都没有吗？ No, you don't got an egg?
- 有没有一支蜡烛呢？ - 蜡烛 - What about a candle? - [Baby Babbles] Candle.
我跟你说的那些橡皮圈呢？ What about them rubber bands I told you about?
我觉得你弄得不够紧。绷断它们！ I don't think you got 'em tight enough. Snap 'em!
- 好 - 好了。天啊！ - Good. - [Boy] Okay. Geez!
好的，把橡皮圈从你的鸡巴上拿下来 Okay, take them rubber bands off your dick.
我现在要舔你的鸡巴 I'm gonna suck your dick now.
- 我要把你的鸡巴介绍给我的扁桃腺 - 往后坐，乔，快！ - I'm gonna introduce your dick to my tonsils. - Sit back down. Joe, now!
- 宝贝…… - 你要聊电话聊到什么时候啊，洛伊丝？ - Baby... - How long you gonna stay on that phone, Lois?
- 坐下，看那些卡 - 说：“求你了，女主人” - Sit down. Look at the cards. - Say, " Please, mistress."
- 坐下 - 我没让你来！ - Sit down. - [Lois] I didn't tell you to come!
所以告诉我，感觉怎么样？ So tell me, how did it feel?
下次我要让你用棉签沾一些须后水…… Next time I'm gonna make you get a Q-Tip with some aftershave...
我要让你的鸡巴竖起来 and I'm gonna make you stick it up that dick of yours.
周三3:30给我打电话，婊子 3:30 Wednesday. Call me, bitch.
把那卡弄弯！ [Joe] Bend the card!
他们不要别的狗 They don't want another dog.
- 好啊，我也不要 - 我也不要 - Well, neither do I. - Neither do I.
- 我也不要 - 我也不要！ - Neither do I. - Neither do I!
- 我也不要！ - 我！我！我！ - Neither do I! - I! I! I!
我！ I!
我甚至看不出有什么不一样 I don't even see what the difference is.
他们甚至一周内就会不知道苏西是谁了 They're not even gonna know who Suzy is in a week.
好吧 All right.
带上孩子让他们上车，周围看看有没有人看见那狗了 Let's take the kids, put them in the car, drive around and see if anybody's seen him.
- 不行，我有计划 - 哦，吉恩，拜托！ - Can't do it. I got plans. - Oh, Gene, come on!
谢莉，我一周半前告诉过你…… Sherri, I told you a week and a half ago...
我在其中有领导权……参议权 I got the leadership... council thing on the... crack kids.
你应该做的是，你应该和孩子们一起出去…… What you should do is, you should go out with the kids...
做一些记号或者悬赏，但不要太多 put up some signs, offer a reward - not too much.
- 记住，它只是一条狗 - 谁是“小丑”克莱尔·卡恩？ - Remember, it's a dog. - Who's Claire "The Clown" Kane?
你看我的口袋干什么？ What are you doing looking in my pockets?
您拿她的驾驶执照和电话号码干什么？ What are you doing with her driver's license and telephone number?
你想知道？我告诉你 You wanna know? I'll tell you.
“小丑”克莱尔·卡恩…… Claire Kane, a.k.a. "The Clown"...
是一个被三个州通缉的骗子 is a bunco artist wanted in three states.
为了这次行动，所以我拿着她的电话号，现在你知道了 I have her phone number because I'm running a sting operation. Now you know.
现在不幸的是…… And now, unfortunately...
我是以你和孩子们的安全来做妥协的 I have compromised your safety and the children's safety.
你现在高兴吗？ Are you happy now?
在我的画里……有一种艰硬、沉重的…… [Marian] There is a... a hard, heavy physicality...
肉体上的感觉…… in my new paintings...
因为我是在大块的木头上画的…… in part because I've executed them on large panels of wood...
不过我要说它们已经被调和了…… but I'd say that they're tempered by the...
- 噢，对不起 - 对不起 - Oh. Sorry. - Sorry.
嗯，被暂用的颜色调和了 Um, tempered by the ephemeral use of color.
你可以说这是超越自然色的 You could almost say that it's beyond natural color.
是关于什么的？ [Man On Phone] What are they about?
嗯……我想是关于看见…… [Marian] Well... [Sighs] I think they're about seeing...
以及从中产生的责任感 and the responsibility that comes with that.
- 好的 - 下周打电话 - Okay. - [Man] And call next week.
- 谢谢，非常感谢 - 再见 - Thanks. Thank you very much. - Bye.
再见 Bye-bye.
那是谁？谢莉吗？ Who was that? Sherri?
不，那是戴维…… No, that was David...
他在画廊 at the gallery.
哦，画廊的戴维 Oh. David at the gallery.
我希望能在那里做一场展出 I'm hoping to get a show there.
这个“画廊的戴维”将会成为我们生活中的另一个米切尔·安德森吗？ Is this "David at the gallery" going to be another Mitchell Anderson in our lives?
那是什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
那是你们俩经常喋喋不休说的事情，不是吗？ Well, that's the sort of stuff you two used to blather on about, isn't it?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
那个蹩脚的画家，那个从来都卖不出画的米切尔·安德森 The lousy painter. The one who never sold anything. Mitchell Anderson.
他的画卖不出去不代表他就是蹩脚的画家 Just because he never sold anything doesn't mean he was a lousy painter.
你说的 So you've said.
是真的 Well, it's true.
玛丽安，玛丽安你知道从科学方面来说…… You know, scientifically speaking, Marian...
是没有“超越自然色彩”这种东西的 there's no such thing as "beyond natural color".
我不知道我们为什么像是我们的错一样坐在这里 [Stuart] I don't know why we're sittin' around here actin'like it was our fault.
我们跟这事毫无瓜葛 We didn't have anything to do with it.
是的，假使我们一开始就没有来到这个地方 [Gordon] Yeah. Suppose we'd never come up here in the first place.
她什么时候会被发现？或许永远都不会，我们无能为力 When would she have been found? Maybe never. Nothing we can do to help.
她肯定是被谋杀的，我是说，她赤条条一无所有 [Vern] She must have been murdered. I mean, she's naked and everything.
反正今晚我们不会采取任何行动 [Gordon] Nothing we're gonna do about it tonight, anyway.
假设它漂走了 [Stuart] Suppose it floats away.
那么它就在我们的能力以外了 [Vern] Then it's out of our hands.
或许那就是我们要做的，松掉它后让别人发现它 Maybe that's what we oughta do - kick it loose and let somebody else find it.
我不知道。我想我们应该绑紧它，那么它就不会流走了 [Stuart] Ah, I don't know. I think we oughta tie it up so it won't float away.
然后我们就可以留到天亮来处理 Then we can, uh, you know, deal with it in the morning.
你们觉得怎么样？ What do you say about that?
我要说我们只剩下两个小时钓鳟鱼的时间了，我们要处理好 [Vern] I say we got two hours of prime trout time left. That's what we oughta deal with.
嘿，我们来投票吧 [Gordon] Hey, let's take a vote.
我赞成 [Stuart] All right by me.
现在就钓鱼，或者处理尸体 Fish now, or deal with the body.
我赞成现在就钓鱼 I say fish now.
假设水流带走了它呢 Suppose the current takes it away.
那样就不是我们的问题了 Then it's not our problem.
地球主义者在努力拯救地球和环境 [Chad] The Planeteers are trying to save the planet and the environment.
他们都是了不起的人物 Uh, they're all wonderful characters.
- 告诉吉恩他来自哪里 - 热带雨林 - Tell Gene where he comes from. - The tropical rain forest.
- 这个吗？ - 这是马蒂 - [Betty] This one? - This is Ma-Ti.
他的力量来自心灵。让我们看看，他的戒指在哪里？ His power is heart. Let's see. Where is his ring?
他们来这里都带着…… They all come with little...
- 斯托米故意这样对我，我要杀了他 - 这是卡梅，他的力量来自大地 - Stormy did this to me on purpose. I'm gonna kill him. - This is Kwame. He has the power of earth.
他把戒指对着大地…… Let's say he points his ring at, maybe, Earth, and-
恰德，你知道吗？ Chad, you know what?
我认为吉恩今晚带我们来这里真是再好不过了…… I think that it was really nice that Gene brought us here tonight...
我认为我们应该说声谢谢 and I think we should say thank you.
- 难道不是这样吗？ - 妈妈，我能去厕所吗？ - Don't you? - Mommy, can I go to the bathroom, please?
好的 Yeah.
- 等等，厕所在哪里？ - 呃，借问一下，小姐 - Wait. Where is it? - Uh, excuse me, miss.
洗手间在哪里？ Where's the restroom?
- 为他吗？我带他去 - 谢谢 - For him? I'll take him. - Thanks.
来吧，我带你去 Come on. I'll show you.
那是什么？ What's that?
- 哪个？ - 那个 - What? - That.
生日快乐 - Happy birthday. - [Giggles]
这是什么？闹钟吗？ What is it? An alarm clock?
真有趣 It's pretty.
我的婚姻破裂了 My marriage is breaking up.
哦，亲爱的，真的吗？ Oh, honey, really?
真的 Really.
我心里只想着你 I can't think of anything but you.
不是在工作的时候，不是关于那个审判 Not at work, not about the trial.
只有你 Just you.
我觉得我…… I think I'm, uh...
我想我是认真的 I think I'm, uh, getting serious.
哦，亲爱的，我也想跟你在一起 Oh, honey, I wanna be with you too.
[Beeping]
[Phone: Line Ringing]
- 喂 - 请找菲尼根女士 - [Howard On Phone] Hello. - Mrs. Finnigan, please.
呃……对不起，她不在这里 Uh, sorry, she's not here right now.
- 你是谁？ - 比特考沃先生 - Who's this? - This is Mr. Bitkower.
她今天下了一个订单，我想确定一下我是否记清楚她想要的东西 She placed an order today, and I just wanted to make sure I was clear about what she wanted.
她的草图有点乱 Her drawing's a little messy.
她现在不在这里，下个星期再打给她吧，好吗？ Well, she isn't here right now. Call her back next week. All right?
[Ringing]
你好 Hello.
我不喜欢电话被挂断…… [Bitkower] I don't appreciate being hung up on...
当我因为你的订单而打过来 when I'm calling about your order.
我需要知道菲尼根女士想要的是一个球棒还是一个手套。我能跟她谈谈吗？ I need to know whether Mrs. Finnigan wanted a bat or a mitt. May I speak to her?
不，你不能。无论是什么，取消掉并且不要再打给她了 No, you may not. Whatever it is, just cancel it and stop calling here.
好吗？现在我们碰上问题了 All right? Now, we've got a problem here.
我们不需要跟不重要的东西死缠烂打！ We don't need the line tied up with unimportant stuff!
[Ringing]
或者你现在给我一个答复…… [Bitkower] Either you give me an answer now...
去你的，混蛋，去你的！ Look, fuck you, asshole. Fuck you!
上帝 [Exhales] Jesus.
[Ringing]
- [Continues Ringing] - [Loud Crash]
该死！ [Howard] Goddamn it!
好了，明晚我们去汽车旅馆开房 All right, tomorrow night we'll get a motel room.
- 什么时候？ - 明晚 - When? - Tomorrow night.
哦，不，我不行，这个周末我要出去 Oh, no, I can't. I'm going away for the weekend.
- 什么？ - 我要去塔豪看我的姐妹 - What? - Goin' to Tahoe, see my sister.
- 塔豪？你什么时候决定的 - 我不清楚。上个星期 - Tahoe? When did that get decided on? - I don't know. Last week.
你的姐妹吗？我以为你的姐妹住在密歇根州 Your sister? Thought your sister lived in Michigan.
- 那是菲里斯，这是巴妮，巴妮住在塔豪 - 巴妮？谁是巴妮？ - That's Phyllis. This is Bunny. Bunny lives in Tahoe. - Bunny? Who's Bunny?
你从没有提起过她 - [Sighs] - You never mentioned her before.
- 是的，我提起过。她是我的半个姐妹 - 半个姐妹？ - Yes, I did. She's my half sister. - Half sister?
再说……吉恩，你总是跟你的家人过周末的 And besi... Gene, you were always with your family on the weekend.
我怎么知道你能离开？ How was I supposed to know you could get away?
哦，那么…… [Chuckles] Oh, well...
我不知道该想些什么，贝蒂 I don't know what to think, Betty.
哈 Huh.
那么布……谁是巴妮？ So, is B... Who is Bunny?
- 巴妮？ - 巴妮，谁是…… - Bunny... - Bunny-Who's...
- 巴妮是我的半个继姐妹 - 这些是你妈妈的孩子还是你爸爸的孩子？ - Bunny is my half-stepsister. - These your mother's kids or your father's kids?
- 我爸爸的老婆的孩子 - 哦 - My dad's wife's kid. - Oh, yeah.
我们计划这次的聚会有一年了 We have been planning to get together for over a year.
- 是吗？她在塔豪干什么？ - 什么？ - Oh, yeah? Well, what's she do in Tahoe? - What?
她在塔豪干什么？ What does she do in Tahoe?
她工作吗？她结婚了吗？ She work? Is she married?
- 塔豪是居住的好地方 - 吉恩，别说了 - Tahoe's a fancy place to live, you know. - Gene, stop this.
我要离开几天去拜访我的姐妹 I'm going away for a few days to visit my sister.
别让我为无谓的东西感到内疚 Don't try to make me feel guilty about nothing.
你在小题大做 You're making mountains out of molehills.
- 别这样…… - 嘘，孩子回来了 - Come on... - Shh. Kid's back.
上前方摆了一个很灵巧的摄像机 There's this really neat camera up front.
- 那不是真的摄像机 - 你找到了洗手间了吗？ - It's not a real camera. - Did you find the bathroom okay?
是的，那里有个男人在呕吐 Uh, yeah. There's a man throwing up in there.
- 上帝啊，多恶心。他没事吧？ - 恰德 - Oh, my God. How awful. Is he all right? - Chad.
- 我不知道 - 你打算这个周末去拜访巴妮姨妈？ - I don't know. - You going to visit Aunt Bunny this weekend?
那些豌豆怎样处理？我们吃掉些豌豆吧 How about those peas? Let's eat up some of those peas.
- 巴妮？ - 他太小了，以至于记不起巴妮 - Bunny? - He's too young to remember Bunny, okay?
记不起巴妮。吃吧 Does not remember Bunny. Eat 'em up.
- 反正它喷出水来，它看起来像一部真的摄像机 - 拜托 - Anyway, it squirts water - It looks like a real camera. - Please?
我真的想要它，爸爸会买给我的 I really want it. Come on. Daddy would buy it for me.
♫ [Jazz]
你们很显然没有听说过乔·罗宾斯的传奇故事 You boys have obviously not heard of the Joe Robbins legend, have you?
- 你要些什么？ - 一样 - What can I get you, pal? - Same, Jay.
你在嘲笑我吗？ - Are you laughin' at me? - ♪♪ [Jazz Continues]
- 没有人在嘲笑你 - 继续 - [Man] No one was laughin'at you. - [Man #2] Go ahead.
[Applause]
我牢房隔壁是一个西班牙大块头兄弟 Next to my cell, a big Spanish brother.
6英尽5、6英寸高，埃迪·瓦德兹，我们称他为“大埃德” 6'4', 6'5". Eddie Valdez. We called him "Big Ed."
我说，“大埃德，听着，别跟我过不去” I said, "Big Ed, yo, listen. Don't fuck with me."
猫跟我过不去，我就拿来了30尺的绳索 Cat fuck with me. I get my hands on about 30 feet of rope.
现在你可能会奇怪我在监狱里能从哪里搞到绳索 Now, you may wonder where I get rope in prison.
正如我所告诉你的，我是乔·罗宾斯，不管在里面还是外面 Like I told you, I'm Joe Robbins. Inside or out.
[Scattered Applause]
它全在我的监房里 [Joe] It's all in my cell.
你们好吗？ How you doin'?
很好 Good.
这首是我想为自己唱的歌 Here's a song I want to sing for myself.
我伏低，像一只阴影下的黑猫 - ♫ [Resumes] - [Joe] I lay low, like a black cat in the shadows.
我等待着这个西班牙大块头混蛋溜跶过来 And I wait for this big Spanish motherfucker to come moseyin' down.
一旦他挡住我的路，呯 As soon as he crossed my path, boom.
猛烈袭击 - ♪ I'm tired ♪ - Flies on shit...
♪ So tired ♪
快速抓住他的脖子，把他推到栏杆上 Around his neck so quick, then pushed him over the fucking guardrail.
用绳索勒紧，他的头马上掉落 The rope snaps tight. His fuckin' head pops off.
他的身体向下垂落…… His body keeps plummeting downward, and he falls...
脖子的大洞先撞到地板 neck hole first into the ground.
我的意思是…… My point is...
大埃德给我稍稍离远点 Big Ed pissed me off just a little bit.
- 你能小声点，让那个小姐唱唱歌吗？ - 你给我滚得远远的 - You wanna keep it down so the lady can sing? - You pissin'me off a lot.
等等 Wait.
嘿，别这样 Hey, come on.
- 我犯了个错误，行了吧？ - 是的，你犯了个错误 - I made a mistake, all right? - Yeah, you made a mistake.
- 瞧我的垃圾现场直播 - 住嘴，住嘴，住嘴，住嘴 - See, my shit's live. - Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
我说到哪了？我在这里讲故事 Where was I? I was tellin' a story here.
♪ But I won't be sorry ♪
♪ If you won't be ♪
♪ And I don't want your pity ♪
♪ Or your sympathy ♪
♪ But with $45 ♪
你好 - ♪ I can make it ♪ - Hi.
你好。他怎样了？ - Hi. How's he doin'? - ♪ You wait and see ♪
他仍然在睡觉，真的一动不动 He's still asleep. He really hasn't moved.
这是……这是什么？ What's, uh... What's all this?
我不知道，怀曼医生订下来的 I don't know. Dr. Wyman ordered it.
有任何变化吗？ Any change?
- 他说那数字看起来很棒 - 是吗？ - Well, he says the numbers look good. - Yeah?
我不认为这样睡下去对他有好处，我不认为这是个好现象 I don't think it's good he keeps sleeping like this. I don't think that's a good sign.
他没事的，他会好起来的 He's okay. He's gonna be all right.
他很快就会醒过来 He'll wake up soon.
我跟鲍勃·温斯洛谈过了，他在夏威夷 I talked to, uh, Bob Winslow. He's in Hawaii.
他认识怀曼这个人，他说我们托附给可靠的人手里了 And he knows this - this Wyman fellow. He says we're in good hands.
- 他知道该怎么做 - 很好 - He knows what's what. - Good.
我要去喝杯咖啡 I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee.
- 你跟凯西呆在一起 - 好的 - You stay with Casey. - Okay.
上帝啊，为什么他不醒来？ Oh, God. Why won't he wake up?
♪ It isn't as if ♪
♪ I was just anybody ♪
♪ On Broadway I danced ♪
♪ For that senator ♪
♪ They know me in London ♪
♪ And they know me in Paris ♪
嗯 - Hmm. - ♪ I 'm only talking ♪
因为你看上去需要个朋友 ♪ 'Cause you looked like you needed a friend ♫
这里，给我那个，给我那个，我把它绑在手腕上 Here. Gimme that. Gimme that. I'll tie it around the wrist.
从没想过我会干这样的事情 [Gordon] Never thought I'd be doing anything like this.
- 是的，我也没有 - 她的感觉怎么样，斯图沃特？ - Yeah, me neither. - [Vern] What's she feel like, Stuart?
- 上帝啊 - 感觉到她的乳头吗？ - Oh, God. - Feel her tits?
你知道，我刚刚想到…… You know, I just realized...
洛杉矶可能有上千个男人愿意现在干她 there's probably a thousand guys in L.A. Who'd be ballin' her right now.
你能不能住嘴！ [Gordon] Will you shut up!
我只是试着缓解一下气氛，好吗？ I'm just trying to lighten things up a little bit, all right?
是的，我们来到这个鬼地方吧，快点绑上它 [Stuart] Yeah, let's get the hell out of here. Come on. Tie that up.
伙计，如果你以前告诉我，我会跟一个死尸鬼混…… [Vern] Man, if you'd have told me I was fooling around with a dead body up here...
- 我会告诉你，你满嘴胡说 - 是啊。好的，我们出发 - I'd have told you you were full of shit. - [Gordon] Yeah. Okay, let's go.
- 别再鬼鬼祟祟了 - 比尔，上帝，你干嘛鬼鬼祟祟的 - Stop stealing. - Bill, God. What'd ya sneak... Bill.
- 很对不起 - 你吓死我了 - I'm sorry. - You scared me.
- 你想和解吗？ - 你为什么对我鬼鬼祟祟？ - You want to make up? - Why did you sneak up on me?
- 你几点上课？ - 我在逃学 - What time are your classes, huh? - I'm ditching.
我想见你，真的 - [Chuckles] - I wanna see you. It's true.
- 你必须去上课 - 你在巡视吗？ - You've got to go to class. - Are you snoopin' around?
- 你要做的事就是喂鱼 - 看看这个，看看这个 - All you're supposed to do is just feed the fish. - Look at this one, though. Look at this one.
- 看看，这是狮子鱼，宝贝 - 真的吗？ - Look it, that's a lionfish, honey. - Oh, really?
- 他是。去吧，你应该去上课 - 好吧 - He is. Go on. You should go to classes. - Okay.
- 这些是陌生人，宝贝 - 我知道 - These are strange people, honey. - I know.
- 这里有什么？ - 比尔，不要窥探。比尔 - What's in here? - Bill - Don't snoop, Bill.
- 不要窥探 - 为什么不？ - Don't snoop. - Why not?
你要尊重他们的隐私 You respect their privacy.
为什么不窥探一下他们的荒唐录像？ Why not snoop around with their "Hot Fudge" videos out?
他们的恶心肮脏的色情录像 - Their sick, dirty pornography. - [Chuckles]
这些人很恶心。他们很恶心 These people are creepy. They're creepy.
在这里吸烟要用烟灰缸 Use an ashtray when you smoke in here.
- 这是规矩，这是规矩 - 为什么？这里没有…… - That's a rule. That's a rule. - Why? There's no...
- 哦，你带来了我的烟灰缸 - 我们的烟灰缸 - Oh, you brought my ashtray. - Our ashtray.
瞧，在这个列表上，它写道这对地毯有好处 See, on the list it says it's good for the carpet.
- 哦，比尔 - 他们会离开这个城镇多长时间？ - Oh, Bill. - How long are these creeps gonna be out of town?
一个月 A month.
你知道吗？ You know what?
- 我觉得我们应该搬到这里来 - 不 - I think we should move in here. - No.
- 真的 - 我们不能这样做 - And really... Yeah. - We can't do that.
这是唯一一件致敬的事情 It's the only respectful thing to do.
- 不，那样做不对 - 为什么？ - Nah, that wouldn't be right. - Why not?
因为那样不对，比尔 'Cause that's not right, Bill.
- 好了 - 她是对的 - Okay. - She's right.
- 我六点多来见你好吗？ - 好的，我会回家 - So, I'll see you around 6:00, okay? - Yeah. I'll come home.
但是你知道我们今晚会在他们的床上做正确的事，对吗？ But you know we're gonna do the right thing in their bed tonight, right?
哦，呃……我不知道 Oh, uh... I don't know.
喔嚯！ [Stuart] Whoo-hoo!
嘿，维恩！ Hey, Vern!
- 嘿！ - 看看这里！ - Hey! - Look at here!
- 有多大？ - 大约有三四磅 - How big? - It's about three or four pounds.
我抓住了！嘿！我不是告诉过你们吗？ I got it! Hey! Didn't I tell ya?
这简直是他妈的大白鲸啊！看看这多大！ It's Moby fuckin' Dick here! Look at this!
快点，宝贝，快点！ Come on, baby. Come on!
来爸爸这里 - Come to Papa. - ♫ [Cello]
♪♪ [Continues]
你打算要练多久？你知道现在几点了吗？ How long are you gonna do that? Do you know what time it is?
♪♪ [Continues]
你必须拉得那么响吗？ Do you have to play so loud?
这是奇科的错。他总是很热衷这些弦乐器演奏者 That's Chick's fault. He was always hot for the string players.
我一直认为他们很古怪 [Scoffs] I always thought they were weird.
弦乐器演奏者和少女歌手 String players and girl singers.
- 怎么会…… - 那是他的弱点 - How come... - That was his weakness.
我记不起他 [Clears Throat] I don't remember him?
那主要是因为他不经常来这里 Well, mainly because he wasn't around that much.
他在你刚六岁时就很出名了 Hell, he exploded when you were barely six.
给我再来一个《玛丽素食者》好吗？ Get me another "Veggie Mary", will ya?
多……多谈点爸爸的事 Talk... Talk more about Dad.
没有什么可以谈的了，孩子 Not much more to tell, baby.
他是个混蛋，这是长的和短的故事 He was a prick. That's the long and the short of it.
- 去开门吗？ - 妈妈，爸爸在这里 - Wanna get the door? - Mommy, Daddy's here.
- 嘿！ - 回你的房间去 - Hey! - Go to your room.
完成我要求你做的事。你想要什么？ Finish up what I told you to do. What do you want?
我来拿我妈妈的钟 I came to get my mother's clock.
- 你有什么毛病啊？ - 这是我的钟，不是吗？ - What's wrong with you? - Well, it is my clock, isn't it?
- 完成我要你做的事 - 哦，贝蒂 - Finish. Do what I told you. - [Sighs] Oh, Betty.
你对你儿子所做的一切是不可饶恕的 What you did to your son is unforgivable.
什么？他没有告诉你，爸爸曾经在夜空飞行，轰炸地中海果蝇吗？ What, he didn't tell you Daddy's been flying nights, bombin' the dirty medflies?
拿了就出去 Get it and get out.
- 这个房子有一半是我的 - 骗子！ - This house is half mine, you know. - Liar!
- 我付了钱 - 拿走认为是你的东西…… - I pay for it. - Take what you think is yours...
并且滚出我的生活！ and get out of my life!
新床单，丛林主题，是吗？ New sheets. Jungle theme, huh?
- 要出去吗？ - 是的 - Goin' somewhere? - Yeah, I am.
- 是吗？哪里？ - 不关你的事 - Yeah? Where? - None of your business.
你的避孕套抽屉开着 Your, uh, condom file drawer is open.
跟吉恩一起去吗？ Going with Gene?
跟丛林吉恩出走吗？ Going somewhere with Jungle Gene?
拿走你该死的钟，给我滚出去！ Get your fucking clock and get out of here!
哦！ - [Glass Shatters] - Oh!
该死的，佐伊！那是什么？ Goddamn it, Zoe! What was that?
[Car Engine Starts]
谢谢 Thank you.
- 那个病人的名字是什么？ - 那个男孩的名字是……是菲尼根 - What was the patient's name? - Eh, the boy's name is - is Finnigan.
哦，他的父亲的名字是霍华德·菲尼根，如果那能有帮助的话 Uh, h-his father is Howard Finnigan, if that helps.
打扰了，我是小丑克莱尔 Excuse me. I'm Claire the Clown.
我来这里参加儿科部的聚会 I'm here to do a party in the pediatrics ward.
- 好，我打电话给护士长 - 请原谅，是克莱尔吗？ - Yes. I'll call the head nurse. - Uh - Uh, excuse me. Uh, Claire?
- 你的例牌表演中有魔术吗？ - 是的 - Uh, do you do tricks in your, uh, routine? - Yes. Uh-huh.
我有些东西要给你看。我带来了这些东西 Oh, I've got something to show you. I brought this stuff along.
我想为我的孙子演这个把戏 I wanted to do this trick for my grandson.
他是这里的病人，我过去常常表演这个给他的爸爸看 He's a patient in there. I used to do this for his dad when he was just a kid.
我在不碰鸡蛋的情况下…… Now, I am going to move that egg from this glass...
把它从这个杯子移到那个杯子 into that glass without touching it.
你对我说：“你怎么可能做到？”来吧 You say to me, "How could you possibly do that?" Go ahead.
你怎么可能做到？ [Little Girl's Voice] How could you possibly do that?
我做给你看看 [Little Boy's Voice] I'm going to show you.
这不是奇妙的接触吗？这是你的了！ I... Is that a touch of terrific? It's yours!
谢谢。在酒吧里可能很有用，但对小孩子不合适 Thanks. It's good for bars, but I don't think it's a children's trick.
- 克莱尔 - 我在这里 - [Woman] Claire. - I'm here.
那个菲尼根男孩正在接受重病特别护理，先生 The Finnigan boy's in Intensive Care, sir.
- 但是我认为那是他的母亲 - 哦 - But I think that's his mother over there. - Oh.
怀曼医生，我是克莱尔 Dr. Wyman, it's Claire.
克莱尔·卡恩，记得我吗？音乐会上的那个 Claire Kane. Remember? From the concert.
嗯……这是我要做的，我要给孩……我是……我是个小丑 Um... [Chuckles] This is what I do. I'm doing a chil... I'm... I'm a clown.
我期盼着吃顿晚餐 [Chuckles] I'm really looking forward to dinner.
- 斯图沃特要带条鱼去，记得吗？ - 没错 - Stuart's bringing the fish. Remember? - Right.
- 那是谁？ - 我不清楚 - Who's that? - I have no idea.
安？安·菲尼根吗？ Ann? Ann Finnigan?
哦，太好了，那……那个女孩说她认为你是…… Oh, good. Th... The girl said that she thought you were...
是的，我只是不想一个人走进那个男孩的房间，你知道 Yeah, I just didn't want to walk into the boy's room alone, you know.
- 我……我认…… - 对不起，我是保罗·菲尼根 - Do I... Do... - Oh, I'm sorry. Paul Finnigan, huh?
霍华德的爸爸 Howard's dad.
- 霍华德的爸爸？ - 是的，是的，霍华德的爸爸 - Howard's dad? - Yeah. Yeah. Howard's dad.
我刚从洛杉矶过来，而且我，呃…… I was just passing through L.A., and I, uh...
事实上我在Riverside住了好几年了 Well, actually, I've been living in Riverside for a number of years.
奥拉跟我在一起。这里的情形怎么样了？ Olla filled me in on what was going on around here.
- 奥拉？ - 是的，奥拉 - Olla? - Yeah, Olla.
- 那个男孩怎样了？ - 他的头部受伤了…… - How's the boy? - Well, he has a head injury...
有些血块和肿胀 ... a little clot and some swelling.
但是他们不必给他做手术。我们有点担心，因为他一直不醒过来 But they don't have to operate. We're a little worried because he won't wake up.
- 哦 - 那么你是霍华德的爸爸了？ - Oh. - So you're Howard's dad?
- 是的，是的 - 你的到来真是太体贴了 - Yeah, yeah. - Well, it was very thoughtful of you to come by.
是的。嘿，嘿，我本来想过来拜访…… Yeah. Oh, hey, hey. I was gonna come by...
但是我刚听到这个消息 but I just heard about this now.
你知道我从没有见过他，呃，那个凯文…… You know, I've never even seen him. You know, uh, Kevin... It's, uh...
- 凯西 - 凯西，对，对，凯西 - Casey. - Casey, yeah. Yeah, Casey.
- 霍华德干得真棒，不是吗？ - 我们…… - Howard's doing real good, isn't he? - Well, we're...
我们非常担心，你知道，他……他……他不醒过来 We're very worried. You know, he... he... he won't wake up.
但是除此之外，他没有任何的骨骼断裂，所以…… Uh, but other than that, he doesn't have any broken bones, so...
不，我是说，霍华德干得真棒 N... No, I mean, Howard's doing real good.
- 哦 - 那电视评论，你知道的 - Oh. - The TV editorials, you know.
是的 Yeah.
[Horn Honking]
[Phone Ringing]
- 你好 - 你是谁？ - Hello? - [Gene] Who's this?
- 你是谁？ - 让我跟贝蒂通电话 - Well, who's this? - Let me speak to Betty.
- 把电话给我 - 不，她现在没有穿好衣服 - Give me that phone. - No, she's not dressed right now.
- 把电话给我！ - 宝贝，穿上你的裤子！ - Give it to me! - Honey, put your panties on!
- 你是谁？ - 把电话给我！是谁的电话？ - [Gene] Who is this? - Give me that phone! Who is it?
把电话给我！把电话给我！ Give it to me! Give it to me!
- 祝你周末愉快！ - 滚出去！ - Have a nice weekend! - Get out of here!
你好！你好！ Hello! Hello!
你好？我是贝蒂·威瑟斯 Hello? Betty Weathers.
[Siren Wailing]
- 对他轻松一点 - 这是什么？ - Take it easy with him. - What is it?
他们要再次做手术。他会没事的。谢谢 They're gonna operate again. He's gonna be all right. Thank you.
- 现在别撞着他！ - 保持走廊空畅 - Now, don't bump him! - Keep that hallway clear.
你不会相信的，但是你的父亲在外面 [Ann] You're not gonna believe this, but your father's out there.
我的父亲？你指的是保罗吗？ My father? You mean Paul?
是的 Yes.
他一直都是个好孩子 He was always such a good kid.
- 谁是奥拉？ - 奥拉？那是我的姨妈 - Who's Olla? - Olla? That's my aunt.
那就是跟你父亲聊天的人 That's who your father talked to.
维利斯怎么了？ [Howard] What happened to the Willis boy?
他要做手术 [Ann] He's in surgery.
那么，你上次是什么时候…… So, when did you last...
你上次跟他交谈是什么时候？ - [Stammering] - So, when did you talk to him last?
他住在Riverside，离这里不远 He lives in Riverside. That's not that far away.
我不知道，我跟任何人一样毫不知情 I don't know. This is as much of a surprise to me as it is to anybody.
我是说我有几年都没见过他了，自从离婚后我就没有跟他说过话 I mean, I haven't seen him in years. I haven't... talked to him since the divorce.
我奇怪他为什么挑现在来了 [Ann] I wonder why he picked now.
[Chuckling]
- 你好，爸爸 - 嘿，儿子 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, son. Ah!
你的气色不错 Oh, you are lookin' good. [Chuckling]
我很遗憾听到发生在……嗯…… Hey, oh, I'm sorry to hear about what happened to, um, uh...
- 凯西 - 是的，那孩子。哦，我肯定他会好起来的 - Casey. - Yeah, the kid. Oh, I'm sure he's gonna be fine.
- 我们在祈祷 - 是的 - We're praying. - Yeah.
- 你……你……你已经见过安了吧？ - 哦，当然，是的，是的，当然 - You, uh... You... You've met Ann? - Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, sure.
我在电视上见过你几次，你是个真正的权威 I seen you a couple of times on television there. You're a real authority.
- 嗯？嗯？ - 是的 - Huh? Huh? [Chuckles] - Yeah.
那么……有点惊讶见到…… So, uh... uh... It's a bit of a surprise seeing...
- 是的 - 你怎么找到我们的？ - Yeah. - H... How'd you find us?
因为奥拉。是的 Olla. Yeah.
那么……你近来怎样了？ [Howard] So, uh, how you been?
很好 [Stammers] Pretty good. [Chuckles]
你知道 You know. It's...
好的，我……我要回去陪凯西了。见到你真高兴 Well, I... I'm gonna go back with Casey. It was nice to meet you.
- 是的，不是吗？ - 我在那里等你，宝贝 - Yeah, wasn't it? - [Ann] I'll see you back there, honey.
至少他昨晚回来了 [Sherri] Well, at least he came home last night.
这是关于那条狗以外我能说的话 That's more than I can say for the dog.
你为什么不跟他说些什么呢？告诉他你的想法 Why don't you say something to him? Tell him what you think.
哦，他会断然否认的 Oh, he'd just deny it.
如果我开始谈论特定的事情…… If I start to get specific about things...
他就开始大吼他的工作如何糟糕 he starts screaming about what kind of job he has.
他是个病态的骗子 He's a pathological liar.
实话告诉你，我更担心那条狗 To tell you the truth, I'm more worried about the dog.
- 嗯，我知道你的意思 - 你好，谢莉，孩子们好吗？ - Mm-hmm. I know what you mean. - Hi, Sherri. How are the kids?
他们失去了他们的狗，苏西跑掉了 [Marian] They lost their dog. Suzy ran away.
真可惜。她可能会回来的 That's a shame. She'll probably be back.
我不担心 I wouldn't worry about it.
是他。苏西是个男孩 [Marian] It's a he. Suzy's a boy.
是的，是的，那就是……那就是我的意思 Yeah, yeah. That's... That's what I meant.
你在家里干什么？这个时候你理当不在家里 What are you doing home? You're not supposed to be home now.
哦，我……我们有……我们有些事情和那…… Oh, w... we have... we have that thing with the, uh...
你知道的，那丈夫和妻子？ You know, the, uh, the husband and wife?
- 卡恩小两口 - 卡恩小两口是谁？ - [Marian] Kanes. - Who are the Kanes?
哦，他们是我们在音乐会上认识的人 [Marian] Oh, they're these people that we met at the concert.
他们的位子在我们的旁边。不是今晚，是明晚 They have tickets next to us. It's not tonight. It's tomorrow night.
记得吗？他要去钓鱼，我们要吃他的鱼 Remember? He's going fishing. We're gonna eat his fish.
明天？该死！ Tomorrow? Oh, shit!
打扰了，谢莉，嗯…… Excuse me, Sherri. Um...
我告诉过谢莉，我会回家跟她和孩子一起吃晚餐。他们真的很烦恼 I told Sherri I'd go home, have dinner with her and the kids. They're really upset.
拉尔夫，欢迎你来，但是吉恩不会在的 Ralph, you're welcome to come. But Gene's not gonna be there.
我不认为你想来，亲爱的。你不想来的，不是吗？ I don't think you want to come, honey. You don't want to come, do you?
你不想来的，不是吗？ You don't want to come, do you?
不，不，我……我……我去不了 No. No, I... I... I can't.
我必须……工作 I've got, uh, work.
一些柠檬 Some lemons.
我会休息一下。或许我不在这里时，他会醒过来 I will for a little bit. Maybe he'll wake up if I'm not here.
是的，但你回到家，坐着休息下…… Yeah. Well, when you get home, just s... sit and rest...
或者吃些东西，或者洗个澡 or get something to eat, or just have a bath.
让我们试着……呃……只是忘记这事，好吗？ And let's try to, uh, just, uh, forget about it, okay?
- 一切都会好起来的 - 是的 - Everything's gonna be all right. - Oh, yeah.
对不起，哦，很抱歉，我不知道你睡着了 Uh, excuse me. I think... Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were asleep.
我想你的儿子的病房在我孙子病房隔壁 I think your son is in the room next to my grandson, you know?
至少我以为他是你的儿子。我不是这里附近的 At least, I assume it's your son. I'm not from around here.
我来这里是因为那孩子被车撞了 I'm just here because the kid got hit by a car.
你是9频道新闻记者的父亲吗？ Uh, are you the father of that newsman on Channel 9?
哦，是的，是的 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- 是的，我是努特，这是我的妻子多拉 - 你好，保罗·菲尼根 - Yeah. Well, I'm Knute. This is my wife, Dora. - Oh, hi. Paul Finnigan.
哦，那是你的妻子吗？你们两个…… Oh, that's your wife? You two...
- 听到你孙子的事，我很难过 - 是的，他的头破了…… - I'm sorry to hear about your grandson. - Yeah, he got a cracked skull...
- 还有脑震荡 - 哦，不 - and a concussion. - Oh, no.
不，他会好起来的。但是他们说他现在处于休克状态 No, he's gonna be all right. But they said he's in shock right now.
- 我……我…… - 我们的儿子布莱恩…… - I... I... - Well, our son, Brian...
- 他做了两次手术 - 两次 - Well, he's been operated on twice. - Twice.
- 不是开玩笑？ - 有人在高速公路开枪射中了他 - No kidding. - Somebody shot him on the freeway.
- 什么？ - 是的 - What? - Yes.
- 只不过是开着车，想着他自己的事情 - 开着车，想着他自己的事情 - Just driving along, minding his own business. - Driving along, minding his own business.
- 接着有人射击他 - 上帝啊，这个世界都成什么样子了？ - And somebody shot him. - Oh, my God. What's the world coming to?
我不知道。没有人知道是谁干的 I don't know. Nobody knows who did it.
上帝，我们的也是肇事后逃逸 Jesus. Well, ours was like a hit-and-run too.
[Engine Revving]
Seton Hall大学的新毕业生…… [TV: Man] A recent graduate of Seton Hall University...
他每天的大学生活都是在酒精中度过的 he drank every day of his college life.
- 啤酒或杰克·丹尼尔威士忌 - 妈妈？ - Beer and Jack Daniel's. - Mom?
- 是的，我在这里 - 不必要在一起 - Yeah, I'm in here. - Not necessarily together.
- 他仍然喜欢嗡嗡叫 - 嗨 - He still loves to get buzzed. - Hi.
他现在不那么经常了，但是他并不打算戒酒 He doesn't do it quite as much. But he's not about to give up drinking.
- 嗨 - 我在看电视 - Hi. - Shh. I'm watching.
- 你在看什么？ - 不用称它为一种病 - What are you watching? - Don't call it a disease.
- 你为什么喜欢他？ - 菲尔？我爱他 - Why do you like that guy? - Phil? I love him.
- 我给你带了点东西 - 啊？ - Got you something. - Huh?
- 瞧 - 很可爱，金鱼，好几年没见过了 - Look. - Oh, cute. Goldfish. Haven't seen those in years.
它们不是很漂亮吗？ Aren't those nice?
- 我来给你安置好它们 - 你怎么饲养它们？ - I'll set it up for ya. - How you feed 'em?
我会演示给你看 I'll show ya.
上帝，这里的气味像酒吧 Jesus. Ma, it smells like a bar in here.
厄尔又开始酗酒了。我不知道我是不是能再忍受下去 Well, Earl's startin' on another one. I don't know if I can take it anymore.
他变得很刻薄。以前不是这样的 He gets so mean. Didn't use to.
他过去喝酒时总是很惬意 We used to have a good time when we drank.
你还打算让他这样摧毁你的生活多长时间？ How long you gonna let that guy ruin your life?
妈妈，你干嘛吸烟？你说过你戒掉了的 Mom, what are you doing smoking? You said you quit.
当我遇到一大堆麻烦事时，我戒不了 I can't quit smokin' when I got a lot of other stuff goin' on.
为什么你不想着一下改变自己呢，嗯？ Why don't you think about yourself for a change, huh?
- 我要想着厄尔 - 妈妈，他是头……他就是头猪，你不知道吗？ - I got to think about Earl. - Mom, he is a... he is a pig. Do you know that?
他是条醉醺醺的蠢猪 He's a drunken, stupid pig.
我不想听到你这样说你的父亲 I don't want you to talk that way about your father.
他不是我的父亲 He's not my father.
好吧，他是我的丈夫，你可别忘了 Well, he's my husband. Don't you forget it.
他是个混蛋。我知道，妈妈 He's an asshole. I know, Mom.
- 相信我，我知道他是个…… - 你不知道 - Believe me, I know. He's a... - You don't know.
我不想再听下去了 I don't want to hear that anymore.
那个故事你说了很多遍了 You told that story one time too many.
看着我，他反正要醉酒，你是知道的 Look at me. He was drunk anyway, and you know it.
他是我的所有，我需要伴侣 He's all I've got. I need company.
我们耽溺于上瘾 [TV: Man] We're addicted to addiction.
亲爱的，昨天我撞到了一个小孩 Honey, yesterday I hit a kid.
- 什么？ - 我撞到了一个八岁的小孩 - What? - I hit an eight-year-old kid.
他没有受伤。我只是擦了他一下，把他撞倒了 He wasn't hurt. I just kind of brushed him, knocked him down.
就差那么一点。他真是个可爱的小孩 But it was so close. He's such a little sweetie too.
我试着载他回家，他告诉我，他的妈妈和爸爸告诉他…… I tried to give him a lift to his house. He told me his mom and dad told him...
决不要跟任何人上车，除非他们说可以 never to get into the car with anybody unless they said it was okay.
哦，你非常幸运，你知道吗？ Oh. You're very lucky, you know that?
如果我再开快点，我就可能撞死他了 If I'd been going faster, I would've killed him.
试想一下 Imagine.
你怎能熬过去呢？你不可能 How could you get over that? You couldn't.
我回到家，我告诉厄尔，我们的生活可能会因此改变 I came home. I told Earl our whole life could change.
厄尔告诉我去减肥 Earl tells me to go on a diet.
这是他能想出要说的话 That's all he could think of to say.
嘿！ Hey!
[Shutter Clicks]
我告诉了你吗？我没告诉过你吗？ I tell ya? Did I tell ya?
这是我钓到的最好的鱼 That's the best fishing I've ever had.
是的，但是我失去了四条这样的鱼 Yeah, but I lost four of those motherfuckers.
- [Shutter Clicks] - [Chuckles]
是的，但告诉我这不值得。我的意思是，即使四个小时的步行也是值得的 Yeah, but tell me it wasn't worth it. I mean, even four hours of walking is worth this.
是的，但是我们要怎么…… Yeah, but what are we gonna...
处理你知道的那事？ do about you-know-what?
[Sighs]
我要多照一张相 I'm gonna take another picture.
好的，在那里放下一点，轻柔一点，低一点 Okay. Uh, right there, bring it down a little bit. Right on the cantabile. A little bit down.
佐伊，这烦到你了吗？ Zoe, i... i... is that bothering you?
- 这看起来很恐怖 - 哦，不 - It looks terrible. - Oh, no.
- 我们能开始……？ - 你是怎样搞成这样的？ - Can we start right... - How did you do that?
呃……我带着我妈妈的午餐盘时跌倒了 Um, I fell carrying my mom's lunch tray.
- 我们能开始……？ - 顺便问一下，你妈妈怎样了？ - Can we start right at... at... - By the way, how is your mother?
- 她还好吗？ - 不 - Is... Is she all right? - No.
我不认为她还剩下很多时间了。我……我可以看到她在我眼前的变化 I don't think she's got much time left. I... I can see her change right in front of my eyes.
这是个残酷的疾病。我们能从六号开始吗？ [Sighs] It's a cruel disease. Can... Can we start at number six?
好的，六号 Okay. Number six.
啊 Ah. [Sighs]
[Phone Ringing]
- 你好，霍华德吗？ - 不，我不是霍华德 - Hello? Howard? - [Bitkower] No, this is not Howard.
哦，对不起。你是谁？ Oh, I'm sorry. Who are you calling?
凯西 Casey.
我想谈谈那个小杂种凯西 I want to talk about that little bastard Casey.
凯西？你是谁？ Casey? Who is this?
喂？ Hello?
[Engine Running]
- [Engine Shuts Off] - [Knocking]
[Dog Barking]
[Engine Starts]
[Engine Shuts Off]
这很好。那是苏西吗？ This is good. Is that Suzy?
那是她的尾巴吗？很好，我真的很喜欢 Is that her tail? That's nice. I really like that.
- 玛丽安 - 好的 - Marian. - Okay.
- 不要让孩子们看到 - 为什么？ - Don't let the kids see. - Why?
因为我不想听到吉恩的废话 'Cause I don't want to hear Gene's bullshit.
不！ [Girl] No!
他在外面胡搞，我能闻到他的气息 He's playing around. I can smell it on him.
- 你认为很严重吗？ - 前所未有的严重 - You think it's serious? - As serious as it ever is.
谢莉，你为什么要容忍下去？ Why do you put up with it, Sherri?
我必须苦熬下去 I just got to sweat it out.
她会抛弃他，然后他会回家找过分溺爱他的妈妈 She'll dump him, and then he'll come running home to Mommy all lovey-dovey.
- 总是这样千篇一律 - 他真是个混蛋 - It's always the same story. - He's such an asshole.
他是个骗子 He's such a liar.
有时候，我通过问他问题只为了娱乐我自己 Sometimes I ask him stuff just to entertain myself.
- 你是什么意思？ - 只为了看看他下次会编出…… - What do you mean? - Just to see what kind of cockamamy lie...
什么样荒唐可笑的谎言来 he's gonna come up with next.
我是说，有些故事真的很奇幻 I mean, some of the stories are really fantastic.
贝蒂 Betty.
[Water Running]
[TV: Man Speaking, Indistinct]
[Motor Starts]
性生活怎么样？ How's the sex?
他真的很快就完事 Well, he's real quick.
对我来说太快了 He's too quick for me.
还有，他不肯帮我口交 Plus, he won't do oral.
- 你呢？ - 我过去会，在我们结婚前 - Do you? - I used to, before we got married.
如果他不再鬼混，我会帮他口交的。我有点喜欢口交 I would if he would stop fooling around. I kind of like it.
你的情形呢？ What about you?
- 拉尔夫相当保守 - 是吗？ - Ralph's pretty conservative. - Yeah?
不！ [Boy] No!
除了拉尔夫的其他人呢？ How about other than Ralph?
[Children Chattering]
我们已经结婚很久了，谢莉 Oh, we've been married a long time, Sherri.
自从你们结婚后就没有其他人吗？ There's never been anybody else since you've been married?
没有 No.
是的，我也没有 Yeah. Me neither.
自从有了小孩后就没有 Not since the kids.
这种气氛会把我带回来的，儿子，我告诉你 This atmosphere sure brings it back to me, son, I'll tell ya.
这已经有多久了？可能有25年了吧？ How many years has it been? Say, what? Maybe 25 years?
- 什么？ - 你的意外事故 - What? - Your accident.
哦，大约有……30年了 Oh, it's about, uh, 30.
我不知道这些时光都跑到哪去了 I don't know where all that time went.
哦 Oh. [Chuckles]
霍华德，哦哦 Howard. Uh-oh. [Chuckles]
你记得吗？我在演出时带着它，嗯…… You remember? I brought it along to show, uh...
- 凯西 - 凯……凯……凯西，对 - Casey. - C... C... Casey. Yeah.
凯西 Casey.
说起那个，你知道那条小溪吗？ Speaking of that, you know the creek?
现在你不能再跨过它了，他们设置了一道门有10年……11年了 You can't cross it anymore now. They put a gate up about 10, 11 year...
- 是的，11年前，就在我离开前 - 是吗？那很好 - Yeah, 11 years ago. Just before I left. - Yeah? That's good.
当然，如果他们早有一道门，就可以…… Of course, if they'd had a gate, that would have...
改变事情，不是吗？ changed things, wouldn't it?
我是说你那天就不会进医院了 I mean, you wouldn't have been in the hospital that day.
而我……该死，你可能不会离开那里了 And I... Hell, you probably wouldn't be out here.
你可能不会让凯西一个人呆在医院里 You might not have even had Casey, let alone him being in the hospital.
我们依然能一起回到明尼苏达州，然后结婚…… We could still be back in Minnesota with me, and married...
爸，别说了 Pop, stop it.
[Rings]
你好，这是菲尼根家 [Casey's Voice] Hi. This is the Finnigan home.
我们现在不能接电话，请在嘟声后留下你的信息 We can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep.
[Beeps]
“这个幸运土地的某个地方里…… [Bitkower] "Oh, somewhere in this favored land...
“阳光灿烂…… "the sun is shining bright...
“乐队在某个地方演奏着…… "the band is playing somewhere...
“心儿在某个地方轻快地跳动着 "and somewhere hearts are light.
“男人在某个地方欢笑着…… "And somewhere men are laughing...
“孩子在某个地方叫喊着…… "and somewhere children shout...
“但是在Mudville没有欢乐…… "but there is no joy in Mudville...
“强大的凯西三振出局了” mighty Casey has struck out."
[Phone Line Clicks]
你还在怨恨我没有在医院里陪着你，不是吗？ You still resent my not being in the hospital with you, don't ya?
不，我没有，我甚至都不记得了 No, I don't. I don't even remember.
是的，你不记得了 Yeah, you do.
你知道，这不是我的决定 You know it, uh... it wasn't my decision.
你妈妈和我之间的事情失去了控制，那时我…… Things had gotten so out of hand between your mother and me by then that I...
我不想去你的房间把事情弄得更糟糕 Hell, I didn't want to be in your room and make it worse.
我甚至连医院都不记得了 I don't even remember the hospital.
我记得，那车翻转…… I remember, uh, the car flippin' over...
被冲走 and gettin' washed away.
就是这样 [Chuckles] That's about it.
我在那天做了我一辈子都没做过的事 I did something that day that I'd never done in my life.
我没有告诉你妈妈真相 I didn't tell your mother the truth.
请了病假，然后像去上班一样离开了 Called in sick, and then I left like I was going to work.
我没有告诉你妈妈我去奥拉的房子…… And I didn't tell your mother I was going over to Olla's house...
去拉一个新冰箱和制冰机…… to hook up a new fridge and an ice maker.
她肯定要勃然大怒！ - She'd have had a fit! - [Sighs]
我是说，即使她知道我能够得到报酬…… I mean, even if she knew that I was getting paid for my time...
她还是会勃然大怒 she would have had a fit.
她要帮奥拉是可以接受的，但不能是我来帮 It was okay for her to help Olla. Oh, not for me.
明白吗？她的占有欲很强 See? She was very possessive that way.
姐妹们很风趣，你知道 Well, sisters are funny, you know.
在那种情形下我很乐意帮助，我需要额外的钱 Hell, in this case, I was happy to oblige. I needed the extra money.
而且这是奥拉的主意，不要让你妈妈知道 And it was Olla's idea not to involve your mother.
这是奥拉的主意，叫我去说谎 It was Olla's idea for me to lie.
我想这只需几个小时，然后我就去上班，告诉她我感到好多了 I figured it would take a couple hours. Then I'll go to work, tell 'em I'm feeling better.
反正我……我告诉奥拉，我会早点过来，我做到了 Anyway, I... I told Olla I'd be over early, and I was.
但是那里没有人应门——门是开着的 But there was no answer. So, uh, the - the door was open.
我走进去，她正在楼上洗澡，所以我大声叫喊…… I go in. I hear that she's up in the shower. So, I holler out...
那样她洗完澡出来后，就不会被我吓一跳…… you know, so that she won't get scared when she comes out of the shower...
并且听到我在地下室工作 and hears me working down in the basement, and so forth.
反正我走下去，过了一会儿奥拉…… Anyway, I go down. After a while, Olla...
下到地下室来…… comes down to the basement...
穿着长袍 [Scoffs] In a robe.
嗯？ Huh?
她说她洗干净……给我 And she says that she got cleaned up... for me.
我想在那种情形下是很古怪的话 And I think that's very odd to say under the circumstances.
但是我了解奥拉。不管怎样，奥拉说，“进展怎么样？” But you know Olla. Anyhow, she says, "How's it going?"
我说很好，过了一会儿她…… I said, " Fine." And, uh, after a while she...
对了，她问我要啤酒吗？她说，“你想要啤酒吗？” Yeah, she asked me if I wanted a beer. She says, " You want a beer?"
我说，“天啊，现在喝那玩意儿有点早啊，不是吗？” I said, " Geez, it's a little early in the morning for that sort of thing, isn't it?"
她说，“我又不是你的老板，你想要一瓶还是不要？” She says, " Well, I'm not your employer, am I? Do you want one or not?"
我说，“哦，去他的，为什么不呢？”那时觉得是个不错的主意 I said, " Oh, well, what the hell. Why not?" It seemed like a good idea at the time.
她拿了两瓶啤酒回来 She comes back with two beers.
我告诉你，每次我喝完一瓶啤酒，手里就有另外一瓶 I tell ya, every time I finish a beer - foom! There's another one in my hand.
上帝啊，我们到上面的厨房去，我在连接关节时遇到了困难…… Christ, now we're up in the kitchen. And I'm havin' trouble makin' the joints connect...
我……因为我喝了四五瓶啤酒 I... 'Cause I'm on my fourth or fifth beer.
我说“奥拉……”——事实上这是原原本本的话 And I said, "Olla-" In fact, this is exactly what I said.
我永远忘记不了 Oh, I'll never forget this.
我说，“奥拉，如果我再喝多一瓶，我就要小睡一下了” I said, " Olla, if I have one more beer, I'm gonna have to take a nap."
她说，“我奇怪什么能让你…… And she says, "I wondered what it would take...
“睡到床上去” "to get you into bed."
嘿 Hey.
当时我笑了。你知道，我…… Now, I laughed. You know, I...
她说，“不要告诉我你没有邪念，因为我会称你为骗子” She says, "Don't tell me it didn't cross your mind, because I'll call you a liar. "
我要告诉你真相，我没有，从没……有！ Well, I'll tell you the truth. It didn't... ever!
是的，我发觉这个伴侣很诱人 Yeah, I found her company attractive.
但是上帝，没有真的…… But, Jesus, there was no real...
我没有…… [Mumbles] And I didn't...
我不知道，我不想伤害她的感觉，你明白吗？ I don't know. I didn't want to hurt her feelings, you know?
我是说，毕竟她是你母亲的姐妹 I mean, after all, it was your mother's sister.
反正我……呃……我不知道时间过了多久 Anyway, I, uh... I don't know how much time passed.
我所知道的，是我在制冰机上花了很多时间才让它运作起来 All I know is that I am working like hell on that ice maker trying to get the damn thing going.
她说的事情就像……呃…… And she is saying things like, uh...
“如果调换位置，我的姐妹也会做出同样的事情来” "lf the positions were reversed, my sister would be doing the same thing."
你相信吗？在她们两个之间有些小过节…… Do you believe... You know, like this is some little thing between the two of...
我……我开始冒汗了，我的膝盖在颤抖，我不知道该如何是好 I... I started sweating. I tell you, my knees are shaking. I don't know what the hell to do.
- 我不知道该走哪条路 - 这里不能吸烟，爸 - I don't know which way to turn. - There's no smokin'in here, Pop.
- 啊？ - 不能吸烟 - Huh? - No smoking.
那很好。减至一天四支 Oh, that's good. Down to four a day.
然后…… And then... [Whistles]
她打开长袍 She opens the robe.
而我拿起工具——上帝啊，那个女人脱掉衣服后的诱惑力…… And I get a load - Oh, Jesus. God, that woman was put together...
是穿着衣服时所想像不到的 a hell of lot better than you'd think when she was just in a dress.
我告诉你，上帝，没有男人能够抗拒 I'm tellin'ya. Jesus, that's hard for any man to resist.
我是说，我不知道你的情形，但是那对我来说可不得了 I mean... I don't know about you... it sure as hell was for me.
好的，那么…… Yeah, well, that, uh...
那是很久以前的事了，爸 that's a long time ago, Pop.
那么…… So...
[Whistles]
我们都没有听到你母亲进来了 Neither of us heard your mother come in.
全能的上帝啊 Oh, God Almighty.
她处于那种状态，你知道，她…… She was in such a state. You know, she...
她……她没有看着奥拉，她只是…… Sh... She... She didn't really look at Olla. She just...
她看着我，她说，“霍华德进医院了” She looked at me, and she said, "Howard's in the hospital."
接着在……在去医院的途中，她说…… And then on... on the way to the hospital, she said...
嗯，她哭了一阵子，但是……但是她……她只说…… Well, she cried a little bit. But... But she-she only said...
“为什么你不告诉我你没有去上班？ "Why didn't you tell me that you weren't going to work?
“他们告诉我你病了” "They told me you were sick."
上帝，我是如此的惭愧，我只是…… Oh, Christ, I was so ashamed. I just...
那是……那是不幸的一天，你知道吗？ It was... It was an unlucky day, you know?
糟糕的……时机 Bad... timing.
但是我告诉你，第一天在医院里…… But I tell you, that first day in the hospital...
你的母亲和我并肩站着听医生的报告 your mother and I stood side by side while those doctors reported to us.
大部分是坏消息，然而我们还是站在一起 And most of the news was bad. But still, we stood there together.
我们共同承受！ We took it together!
然后奥拉撒谎了 And then Olla lied.
上帝！奥拉告诉你的母亲…… God! Olla told your mother that... that...
我们过去有过外遇 we'd been having affairs in the past.
只有那一次，我尝试跟你母亲解释…… It was only that one time. I tr... Oh, I tried to explain to your mother...
确实发生过的事情 exactly how it happened.
你知道你母亲对我说…… You know what your mother said...
什么吗？ to me?
“我不想你再出现在我的身边 "I don't want you around anymore.
“我一个人来承受这件事还……更好 "I'll get through this thing alone... better.
“无论霍华德的情况怎么样” "No matter what happens to Howard."
我必须尊重她的意愿，霍华德 I had to respect her wishes, Howard.
我是说，无论我愿不愿意，我必须这样 I mean, whether I wanted to or not. I had to.
上帝，我一直在想，有一天……有……有……有…… Christ, I kept thinking, you know, someday-some-some-some-
真相大白后她会明白的 The truth will come out, you know, and she'll understand.
我们都知道永远都不会有那一天，所以…… We both know that never happened, so...
[Door Opens]
菲尼根先生，打扰了，菲尼根先生，你有电话 Mr. Finnigan? Excuse me, Mr. Finnigan. Uh, you have a telephone call.
是菲尼根太太打来的。哦，你可以用那里的电话 It's Mrs. Finnigan. Oh, you can use that phone right there.
是的，你好，这里一切顺利，你好吗？ Yeah, hi. Everything's okay here. You all right?
嗯，我这就回医院。你想要我带些什么回去吗？ Um, I'm coming back to the hospital. Do you want me to bring you anything?
为什么？你应该睡个好觉的 Why? You should get a good night's sleep.
- 凯西会没事的 - 我不呆在这里 - Casey's gonna be all right. - I'm not staying here.
那个疯子不断打电话来，我吓得要死 That crazy person keeps calling. I'm scared to death.
不要……不要接那个电话 Well, don't, uh... don't answer the phone, honey.
或许是那……那车的司机 Maybe it's the... the driver from the car.
或许她感到……内疚之类的 Maybe she's, uh, feeling guilty or something.
那是个男人 It's a man.
那么不用担心 [Sighs] Well, don't worry.
我是说，我在这里陪凯西 I mean, I'm here with Casey.
医生和护士都一直在那里跟他一起 The doctors and the nurses are there with him all the time.
- 他会没事的 - 不，我要来 - He's gonna be all right. - No, I'm comin'.
不——我希望你不要这样，亲爱的 - No -- I wish you wouldn't. Honey? - [Line Clicks, Dial Tone]
你喝完你的咖啡，我得回病房去了 Uh, you finish your coffee. I gotta get back.
[Phone Rings]
[Rings]
你好，这是菲尼根家 [Casey's Voice] Hi. This is the Finnigan home.
我们现在不能接电话，请在嘟声后留下你的信息 We can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep.
- 这是幅好画 - 是的 - That is a good painting. - [Honey] Yeah.
真的不错 Really good.
- 色彩很棒 - 是的 - Colors are good. - Yeah.
- 随墙壁而去 - 但是看看这些金鱼 - Goes with the walls. - But look at these fish, though.
- 它们不酷吗？ - 嗯 - Aren't those cool? - Mmm.
- 它们不酷吗？ - 是的，我真的不喜欢金鱼 - Aren't those cool? - Yeah, I don't really give a fuck about fish.
它们就会游泳和拉屎 They just kinda swim and shit.
- 嘿，你的妆化得很不错 - 是吗？ - Hey, your makeup looks good. - Yeah?
- 你一定认为它太浓了 - 不，你就像一个模特 - You think it's too much, though? - No. You're like a model.
- 谢谢 - 别客气 - Thanks. - Yeah.
- 嘿 - 就好了 - Hey. - Almost ready.
- 比尔做的吗？ - 是的，当然是他做的 - Did Bill do it? - Yeah. Of course he did.
- 比尔，有空也给我做一个吧 - 好的，当然 - Bill, you've gotta do me sometime. - Yeah, sure.
嘿，我要全熟 Hey, make mine well-done.
嘿 Hey.
看看那个 - Look at that. - [Clears Throat]
- 看看那个 - 很漂亮 - Look at that. - Looks pretty.
你认为这个怎样，嗯……虚…… So, what were you saying about, um, the virt...
- 是什么来着？虚拟的…… - 虚拟现实 - What is it? The virtual... - Virtual reality.
- 是的 - 你知道“虚拟”指的是什么吗？ - Yeah. - Okay, you know what "virtual" means?
嗯，有点了解 Uh, sort of.
好吧，它很像真实 Okay, it's like really real.
那么虚拟现实…… So, virtual reality...
是几乎完全的现实…… is practically, totally real...
- 但并不是 - 嗯 - but not. - Mm-hmm.
- 克莱尔 - 别走开 - Claire. - [TV: Man] Stand by.
听我命令…… At my command...
- 克莱尔？ - 回这里来！ - Claire? - Get back here!
[TV: Gunshot]
♪♪ [TV: Xylophone]
该死！ [Man On TV] Goddamn it!
听着！ Listen!
斯图沃特 [Gasps] Stuart. [Sighs]
我以为你到明天才回家 I thought you weren't coming home till tomorrow.
- 你知道 - 哦 - Well, you know. - Oh.
上帝，我讨厌鱼的味道 God, I hate that fish smell.
电视上说那里下起雨来了 [Sighs] They said on the TV that there was rain up there.
- 你们挨雨淋了吗？ - 没有，只淋着了一点点 - Did you get rained out? - No. Caught our limit.
- 哦 - 嗯嗯嗯嗯…… - Oh. - [Kissing] Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
我想念你 - And I missed you. - [Moans]
那是美好的一天 - That'll be the day. - [Moans]
- 你的手有臭味 - 嗯 - Your hands stink. - Mmm.
- 咻！呸 - 像阴户的味道，你不觉得吗？ - Phew. - Kind of smells like pussy, don't you think?
我讨厌那味道。去洗你的手 - I hate that. Go wash your hands. - [Kissing]
- 停住！ - 闻起来像彩虹，惬意极了 - [Giggling] Stop it! - Smells like a rainbow to me.
- 去洗你的手 - 来吧，来吧，来吧 - Go wash your hands. - Come on. Come on, come on.
你在干什么？ [Laughing] What are you doing?
来吧，我跟男人们睡在一起三天了 Come on. I've been sleeping with men for three days.
巴妮，去你的 Bunny, my ass.
[Dog Barking]
[Water Running]
[Claire Sighs]
- 我很高兴你这么早就回来了 - 哦，我也是 - I'm glad you came home early. - Oh, me too.
嗯 [Sighs] Mmm.
[Claire Chuckling]
- 哦 - 你湿透了 - Oh. - [Claire] Ooh, you're all wet.
是的，你要把我烘干 Yeah. You'll have to dry me off.
我告诉过你83年最后一场波莫纳比赛发生的事吗？ Did I ever tell you about what happened in the last Pomona game in '83?
- 你记得那场比赛吗？ - 是的，我扭伤了我的……扭伤了我的踝关节 - You remember that game? - Yeah, I broke my... broke my ankle.
对了，嗯，当你扭伤了踝关节…… Right. Okay, well, while you were snapping your ankle...
我和雷德…… me and Red...
我们躲开那四个女孩 we slipped Mickeys on these four girls.
是真的，就像卖私酒的小贩 - [Chuckles] - This is true. These, like, bootleg quaaludes.
像危险人物，对吧？ Like... Like dangerous stuff, right?
我记得有两个女孩叫凯莉，记得吗？ And I remember 'cause two of the girls' names was Kelly. Remember?
我想你之前见过这两个凯莉 I think you might have met those two Kellys before.
他没有打电话给你，不是吗？ He doesn't call you, does he?
- 你是什么意思？ - 你知道，当你在工作时…… - What do you mean? - You know, when you're workin'.
哦，我不那样认为 Oh. I don't think so.
我是说，我认识叫比尔这名字的人…… I mean, I get a lot of Bills...
但是这是……这是个很常用的名字 but it's... it's a common name.
因为你可以认出他的声音，对吗？ 'Cause you'd recognize his voice, right?
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
哦，这真是古怪 Oh, it was so weird.
你父母去的教堂的主教打过电话给我 The bishop in my parents' church called me.
哦，他想要玩一个……嗯……乱伦电话…… Oh, and he wanted, um, an incest call...
譬如跟一个四岁的女孩 with, like, a four-year-old girl.
我是说，我看着，你知道，看着乔……或乔塞特时…… I mean, I look at, you know, Joe... Joe or Josette.
那真的很混乱 Man, that is fucked up.
天啊 Oh, man.
哦，那会打乱你的生活 Oh, that could just fuck your life up.
我是说一个八岁的女孩…… I mean, a little eight-year-old girl...
她做了所有成年人要她做的事 she just does whatever the adult tells her to do.
哦，天啊，我……我知道 Oh, man. I... I know.
相信我，那很糟糕 Believe me, that's fucked.
好吧，瞧，我……我……我并没有纵容…… Okay, look, I... I... I don't condone it...
但是这是一个收费的电话 but it's a money call.
反正让他远离街道 And keeps him off the streets, anyway.
我喜欢这音乐 - ♫ [Jazz] - I like this music.
是的，很美妙，嗯？它就像不是……我不知道，它与众不同 Yeah. This is good, huh? It's like it's not... I don't know. It's different.
有点干燥，就像有股干燥在涌动…… It's kind of dry. It's like a dry humping...
有些湿润的……阴户在……拍打 some wet... pussy... flap.
湿润的阴户 Wet pussy.
我就知道这些 I know what that's all about.
[Moaning]
[Sighs]
你让我很快乐 You make me very happy.
- 克莱尔 - 嗯？ - Claire. - Hmm?
我们在溪里发现了一具尸体 We found a body up there.
一个女孩 A girl.
猜想她是被谋杀的 Guess she was murdered.
斯图沃特 Stuart.
当我们到达那里时，她就…… [Sighs] Well, when we got there, she was...
她……呃……裸露着泡在水里…… This, uh, naked body in the water...
只是飘在那里 just floatin' there.
死的 Dead.
上帝 Jesus.
什么时候？你在钓鱼时吗？ When? Were you fishing?
不，不，我们……我们刚到达那里 Nah. No, we... we just got up there.
我们搭起帐篷，然后…… We're setting up camp, and... [Chuckles]
嗯，维恩就看到她在水里 Well, Vern saw it in the water.
真的很可怕 [Sighs] It was really somethin'.
我从没体验过这种事情 I never experienced anything like it before.
没有人知道该怎样做 Hell, no one knew what to do.
你们做了什么？ What did you do?
嗯，你知道，我们能够做的不多 Well, you know, there wasn't much we could do.
天开始……天开始黑了…… It was... It was gettin' dark...
而且……呃……她死了 and, uh, she was dead.
没有什么能够改变那个事实 Nothin' was gonna change that.
- 她多大了？ - 啊？ - How old was she? - Huh?
她多大了 How old was she?
呃……我不知道 Uh... [Sighs] Oh, I don't know.
或许二十岁吧，说不上来 In her 20s, maybe. You couldn't tell.
一定很吓人 Must have been horrible.
你们做了什么？ What did you do?
什么也没做 Nothin'.
什么也没做？ Nothing?
我是说你们把她从水里拉出来后 I mean, after you got her out of the water.
- 她淹死的吗？ - 我们不知道 - Did she drown? - We don't know.
我不认为我们应该移动她，你明白吗？ I didn't think we should move her, you know?
你让她留在水里吗？ You left her in the water?
是的 Yeah.
有多久？ For how long?
直到我们离开后去报警 [Sighs] Until we left and reported it.
我把她绑在了岸边 I tied her to the bank.
[Water Running]
[Water Draining]
你说你们把她留在水里多久了？ How long did you say you left her in the water?
克莱尔…… [Sighs] Claire...
她死了 she was dead.
我们不认为我们应该移动她，天黑了 We didn't think we should move her. It was dark.
我们决定留她在那里直到我们能去报警！ We made a decision to leave her there until we could report it!
她已经死了！ She was already dead!
你们什么时候报警的？ And when did you report it?
这个早上，今天 This morning. Today.
- 今天？ - 是的 - Today? - Yeah.
你们什么时候发现她的？ And when did you find her?
我告诉过你了 [Sighs] I told you.
那你什么时候抓住这条鱼的？ Well, when did you catch the fish?
上帝！ Christ!
这就是我们去那里的原因…… [Sighs] That's what we went up there for...
去钓鱼 to fish.
你们在钓鱼时，她就在水里？你们就留她在那里吗？ You fished while she was in the water? You just left her there?
克莱尔…… Claire...
你让我恶心！ You're making me sick!
玛丽安迷上了艾历克斯·崔贝克 Marian's got a crush on Alex Trebek.
- 艾历克斯·崔贝克？ - 是的 - Alex Trebek? - Yeah.
- 她在哪里遇到他的？ - 在一个聚会上 - Where'd she meet him? - At a party.
他是个艺术收藏家，她想他可能会买下她的一幅画 He's an art collector or something. She thinks he might buy one of her paintings.
[Chuckling]
- 我不这样认为 - 不吗？ - Nah, I don't think so. - No?
我看她要把那些送出去都难 I don't see how she could even give those things away.
她卖出去的比你想像的还要多 Well, she sells a lot more than you think.
今天我为她摆了姿势 I posed for her today.
- 拉尔夫在中途走了进来 - 拉尔夫，大怪人 - Ralph walked in the middle of it. - Ralph. What a jerk.
我不知道我是否还认识一个更大的怪人 I don't know if I know a bigger jerk.
那很尴尬。但是我猜他们习惯了…… It was embarrassing, but I guess they're used to it...
作为一个医生和艺术家 being doctors and artists and all.
有什么好尴尬的？ What was embarrassing about it?
你知道的 Well, you know.
我是裸体的 I was nude.
你是说你是赤裸的？ You mean, like, you were naked?
嗯哼，裸体，他们这样称谓 Mm-hmm. "Nude", they call it.
你是说…… You mean...
- 没穿任何的内衣…… - 嗯哼 - without any underpants on... - Mm-hmm.
赤裸？ Naked?
会是艾历克斯·崔贝克想买我的裸体画的一个计谋吗？ Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?
♪ Can't stand the suspense ♪
♪ The endless embraces ♪
♪ Each episode ♪
对，在阿特·布雷克下首坐下来 Yeah. Sit over there under Art Blakey.
- 为什么他在这里？ - 谁？ - [Honey] Why's he here? There's a... - [Lois] Who?
- 阿特……阿特·布雷克在哪里？ - 哪里？ - Art... Where's Art Blakey? - Where?
- 他在酒吧里，你能遮挡一下我吗？ - 是的，他在听音乐 - He's at the bar. Can you block me? - Oh, yeah. He's listening to the music.
- 他没有看见你 - 你能遮挡一下我吗？ - He don't see you. - Can you block me?
- 你被挡住了，好了吗？ - 厄尔在这里 - You're blocked, babe. Okay. Okay? - Earl's here.
- 什么？ - 厄尔在这里 - What? - Earl's here.
- 哪里？ - 那是那位女士，我……我刚刚帮她清洗过游泳池 - Where? - Hey, that's that lady. I... I just cleaned her pool.
♪ Kiss ♪
- 全都是黑人 - 他望着这边吗？ - It's all black people. - Is he lookin' over here?
- 没有 - 没有吗？ - No. - No?
- 我不敢相信他在这里 - 接着还想去唱歌吗？ - I can't believe he's here. - Wanna go to the Troubadour after this?
- 他看见我了吗？ - 现在他在望过来。现在他没有 - Did he see me? - Now he's looking. Now he's not.
♪ I favor ♪
♪ A good ♪
♪ Punishing kiss ♪♪
谢谢 - [Applause] - Thank you.
- 喔！ - 想来吹嘘一下吗？想来吹嘘一下吗？ - Whoo! - Want to puff one? Want to puff?
- 我就回来 - 别担心我来处理 - We'll be right back. - Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
- 求你了他，会看到我的 - 你们好吗？ - Please. He'll see me. - [Woman] How you doing?
好，我想唱些歌送给你…… Good. I'd like to sing you some songs...
以前是跟我前夫，奇克·特伦讷一起唱的 that I used to do with my ex, Chick Trainer.
那是以前的事了，他让我怀孕了…… That was before he got me pregnant...
在迈阿密…… in Miami...
在他通过他手臂上的洞…… and before he blew his brains out...
轰掉自己的脑袋之前 through the hole in his arm.
- 来这里 - 像20年前一样 - Come here. - And that was, like, 20 years ago.
- 我不想跟你说话，厄尔，我在跟别人一起，好吗？ - 我在跟…… - I don't want to talk to you, Earl. I'm with some people. Okay? - I'm with...
我在跟别人一起，厄尔！你让我难堪！ I'm with some people, Earl! You're embarrassing me!
是你让我难堪 You're embarrassing me.
- 来吧，喝一杯 - 厄尔！ - Come on, have a drink. - Earl!
- 这首歌说了些事情…… - 走开！ - Here's a song that says something... - Go!
我想我们曾经都说过…… That I think we've all said at one time or another...
- 带着爱进地狱 - 你没事吧？ - To hell with love. - You okay?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
- 嘿，即使这里的音乐很烂…… - 嗯 - Hey, even if the music sucks here... - Mm-hmm.
我们仍然会得到乐趣 We're still gonna have fun.
- 没事吧？ - 没事 - All right? - Yup.
♪ I'm gonna like somebody ♪
♪ And let them like me ♪
你有火吗？ - ♪ Going further means chains ♪ - You got a light?
呃，没有 - Uh, no. - ♪ And I was born to be free ♪
♪ To hell with love ♪
我喜欢这个，有点多愁善感 - I like this one. The sentiment anyway. - ♪ To hell with love ♪
- 该死你，想要些吗？ - 好 - Shit. You want some? - Yep.
♪ I find a way to keep ♪
♪ From gettin' in too deep ♪
♪ To hell with love ♪
- 是的，看起来不错 - 我喜欢这个 - Yeah. It looks good. - I like this one.
你在找朋友吗？翠克西 You looking for a friend, Trixie?
我不需要朋友，我有个丈夫 Uh, I don't need a friend. I got a husband.
- 你指的是那些刚离开的男孩吗？ - 是的，他们就回来 - You mean them boys that just left? - Yeah. And they're coming right back.
我希望他们没有逮住我们两个在说话 I hope they don't catch you talking to us.
- 是的，他们可能会把你的鸡巴剪掉 - 哦喔 - Yeah, they'll probably cut your dick off. - [Chuckling] Oh-ho-ho.
我想他们去找人吹箫了 I think they went to get a blow job.
这是我的想法 That's what I think.
而我认为你得能有个大脑来思考 And I thought you had to have a brain to think.
我告诉你，翠克西 I'll tell you what, Trixie.
你为什么不跟我一起…… Why don't you come with me...
出去到屋后…… out back...
然后吮吸我的鸡巴呢？嗯？ and suck on my joint, hmm?
嗯？ Hmm?
然后我就给你这两张 Then I'll give you these two yards.
来吧，你想摸摸它们吗？ Go ahead. You wanna touch 'em?
- 你能让我们单独相处吗？求你了 - 亲爱的，没事的 - Would you just leave us alone, please? - Honey, it's okay.
用不了多久的，我刚脱离了三年的监禁 It shouldn't take too long. I just got out of three years of lockup.
- 你叫什么名字？ - 我叫乔，亲爱的 - What's your name? - My name is Joe, baby.
- 滚一边去，乔 - 哦，翠克西 - Fuck off, Joe. - Oh, Trixie.
现在过来吧，这个你可以买很多漱口水 Come on, now. You can buy a lot of mouthwash with that.
考虑考虑 Think about it.
- 这是什么？ - 嗨，那是我的 - What's this? - Hey, I believe that belongs to me.
太感谢了 Thank you very much.
你可以闭嘴吗？这位女士要唱歌了 Will you shut up? The lady's trying to sing.
嘿，这里发生什么事了？ - ♪ I thought that I would die ♪ - Hey, what's goin' on here?
♪ I could have built a water bed ♪
你想说些什么吗？ - You want to say somethin'? - ♪ With all the tears I cried ♪
♪ To hell with love ♪
我不觉得是这样 - I didn't think so. - ♪ To hell with love ♪
- 算了，算了 - 嗨 - [Bill Whispers] Forget him. Forget it. - Hey.
♪ When it comes to me and you ♪
♪ To hell with love ♪
我们本应该花掉那些钱的，杰瑞 We could have used that money, Jerry.
我觉得有点不舒服 - I feel a little sick. - ♪ To hell ♪
别担心 - Don't worry about it. - ♪ With love ♪
小憩一下 Gotta pick your moments.
♪ When it comes to you and me that's the way it's gonna be ♪
♪ If you share my point of view ♪
♪ I'm the woman made for you ♪
♪ When it comes to push or shove ♪
♪ If you're holding out for love ♪
♪ To hell with love ♫
[Applause]
多琳？ Doreen?
多琳，我是厄尔 Doreen, it's Earl.
多琳，该死 Doreen! Goddamn it.
多琳，亲爱的 Doreen, baby.
多琳？ Doreen?
帕特，帕特！ - Pat. Pat! - [Dog Barking]
维尔比！ Wilby!
[Sighs]
该死！ Goddamn it!
[Coins Clattering]
[Grunting]
[Monitor Beeping]
♫ [Cello: Classical]
你那么早在干什么？ What are you doing up so early?
我是不是掉了个蟑螂在这里啊？ Did I leave a roach here?
你有没有看到蟑螂？ Did you see a roach here?
妈的 Damn.
[Sighs]
真是恶心的晚上 Had a lousy night.
瞎唱 Couldn't sing for shit.
恶心的人群 It was a lousy crowd.
我讨厌洛杉矶 I hate L.A.
他们只是在用鼻子哼和说话 All they do is snort coke and talk.
♪ La-la-da-da-da ♪
是的，我知道，我喜欢 ♪ La-la ♪♪ Yeah, I recognize that. I like that.
奇科在就好了 I wish Chick was here.
啧，我也许能在阿姆斯特丹找到工作 Tsk. Maybe I'll get a job in Amsterdam.
奇科喜欢那里，每个人都喜欢 Chick loved it there. Everyone does.
那里的人知道该怎么样对待一个爵士乐手 They really know how to treat a jazz person there.
你昨晚过得怎么样？你的手怎么了？ How was your night? How'd your hand do?
我记得，有一次奇科砍断过他的手指 I remember, Chick damn near cut his finger off once.
那是在堪萨斯市 It was in Kansas City.
他当时和安妮塔·奥戴尔一起工作，而且，呃……我忘记了 And he was working with Anita O'Day, and, uh... I forget.
他撞掉了车上的一块玻璃…… And he punched the window of a car out...
因为他把钥匙忘在车上了 'cause he'd left the keys inside.
这对他来说真的是很痛苦的…… That was really a hard time for him to play...
因为……伤口在手上 because... the cut was on his slide hand.
伤口一直没愈合，我知道这让他很痛 It kept openin' up. And I knew it hurt him.
当我看到那个人走进俱乐部…… And when I saw that guy walk in that club... [Chuckles]
我知道这不会痛太久了 I knew it wasn't gonna hurt much longer.
他径直走向奇科 [Chuckles] He walked straight to Chick.
奇科弯下腰…… Chick bent down...
笑着仰视着我 looked up at me and smiled.
他说：“5分钟，5分钟。” He said, "Five minutes. Five minutes."
我以前也听过 Well, I'd heard that before.
5小时之后我接到个电话 Five hours later I got a phone call.
我可以去接我的老头吗？因为…… Could I please come and get my old man 'cause...
他们不想他在那房子里 he'd O.D.'d, and they didn't want him in the house.
所以…… So...
我火速赶去 I got there as fast as I could.
嗯，他满脸发紫 And... [Sighs] He was turnin' blue.
♪ Blue ♪
♪ And wrapped up in sorrow ♪
♪ Blue ♪
♪ Like there's ♪
♪ No ♪♪
[Door Closes]
你起得很早啊 Well, you're up early.
我有事要做 I have things to do.
工作吗？ Work?
是的 Yes.
今晚我们不是约好了和，呃…… Uh, aren't we supposed to have dinner with, uh...
和音乐会的那两人吃晚饭吗？ with, uh, th-those concert people tonight?
- 怀曼一家 - 是的，是他们 - The Wymans. - Yeah, them.
- 是的 - 克莱尔，昨天晚上…… - Yes, we are. - [Sighs] Claire, about last night...
- 嗯…… - 看报纸 - Uh... - Read the paper.
报纸说了什么吗？ Does it say something about it?
她有个名字…… It had a name...
卡罗琳·艾弗瑞 Caroline Avery.
她23岁 She was 23 years old.
她是被强奸后掐死的 She'd been raped and then smothered to death.
她来自贝克斯菲尔德 She was from Bakersfield.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗨，亲爱的，我可以…… Hey, baby. Could I, uh, get a...
某个日子吗？伙计 Some day, huh, buddy?
厄尔，你在这干什么？ Earl, what are you doing here?
我来看你。还能有别的事吗？ I'm here to see you. What else?
亲爱的，我到处找你 Baby, I've looked everywhere for you.
我昨晚在那拖车房里，而你不在那儿 I was at the trailer last night. You weren't there.
你的车在，但你不在 Your car was there, but you weren't there.
亲爱的，那你在哪里过夜？看看你的头发 Honey, where you been sleeping? Look at your hair.
我……我在外面睡的 I... I slept outside.
我不想在我们的床上睡觉 [Sniffles] I didn't wanna sleep in our bed.
大家在看着呢。你要点些什么吗？ People are looking. You wanna order something?
是的，你睡在大米做的床上怎么样？ Yeah. How about you on a bed of rice?
闭嘴 Cut it out.
- 想来杯咖啡吗？ - 哦，好的，给我来点咖啡 - You want a cup of coffee? - Oh, yeah. Give me some coffee.
- 来一个鸡蛋三明治怎么样？ - 蛋黄要打散吗？ - How about an egg sandwich? - With a broke yolk?
对，蛋黄要打散 Yeah, with a broke yolk.
谢谢，亲爱的。你怎么来到这里的？ Thanks, baby. How did you get here?
佩格捎我来的，出事之后我不想开车 Peg brought me. I didn't wanna use the car after what happened.
嗯，对的 Yeah, right.
你什么时候下班？ What time you gettin' off?
- 大概一个小时 - 我用一种你很快会适应的方式来…… - About an hour. - What do you say I chauffeur you around...
开车带你逛，你觉得怎么样？ to the manner in which you are soon to become accustomed?
- 我肯定 - 我在让我们离开这里，亲爱的 - I'm sure. - I'm getting us out of here, baby.
离开道尼 I'm getting us out of Downey.
直到车轮脱落，亲爱的 Till the wheels come off, baby.
直到车轮脱落 Till the wheels come off.
那是个美丽的女士还是什么吗？ Is that a fine-lookin' woman or what?
抱歉，能再说一次吗？ I beg your pardon?
你想娶这样的女人吗？ How'd you like to be married to something like that?
我是的 I am.
嘘嘘 - [Moans] - Shh, shh, shh.
妈妈，爸爸 Mommy, Daddy.
该死！ Shit!
啊，愚蠢的爸爸睡在妈妈身上 Ah, silly Daddy, sleeping on Mommy.
爸爸，奥斯丁在哭，吵醒我了 - [Sighs] - Daddy, Austin's crying and he woke me up.
- 为什么？ - 他想念苏西 - What is it? - He misses Suzy.
好，你去叫奥斯丁过来，还有威尔也叫上 Well, you go tell Austin to come in here, and Will too.
- 我有好消息，是个惊喜 - 是关于苏西的吗？ - I got some good news, a surprise. - About Suzy?
可能吧，你去找他们回这里来 Maybe. You go and get them and bring 'em back here.
威尔、奥斯丁 Will, Austin.
醒醒，醒醒 Wake up, wake up.
好了 Okay.
[Crying]
过来，没事。会没事的。听着 Come here. It's okay. It's gonna be all right. Listen.
- 孩子们，你们能保密吗？ - 可以 - Kids, can you keep a secret? - Yeah.
好的，爸爸昨晚做了一件他从没做过的事 Okay, Daddy did something last night he shouldn't have done.
所以你们要保密。爸爸昨晚去了警察局…… That's why you have to keep it a secret. Daddy went down to the police station...
- 为苏西登了寻人启示…… - 寻人启示是什么？ - and put an A.P.B. Out on Suzy. - An A.P.B.?
你没想过为狗登寻人启示吧？但我做了 You're not supposed to put A.P.B.'s out on dogs, but I did it.
然后我今天早上接到一个电话 And I got a call this morning.
我想他们知道苏西在哪里 I think they think they know where Suzy is.
- 真的吗？ - 是的，等我喝完咖啡…… - Really? - Yes. And as soon as I have my coffee...
我就去看看能不能找到她，好吗？ I'm gonna go down and see if I can find her, okay?
- 你们现在去穿好衣服 - 我也要去 - Now you guys go and get dressed. - I wanna go with you.
不，你们去穿衣服。看能不能找到我们的小狗吧 No. You go get dressed, and we'll see if we can't find our little doggy.
穿上衣服，Will，按你爸爸说的做 Put your clothes on, Will. Do what your dad says.
吉恩，别现在。孩子们会…… Gene, not now. The kids will...
噢 Oh.
这是圣特蕾莎的作品中的几行散文…… There's a line of prose from the writings of St. Teresa...
跟我想的越来越像了 which seemed more and more appropriate as I thought toward this.
所以我要好好考虑这句子 So I want to offer a meditation on the sentence.
圣特蕾莎，373年前的伟大女性…… St. Teresa, that extraordinary woman who lived 373 years ago...
说过：“言语引导你走向事实…… said, "Words lead to deeds.
“为灵魂做准备，让灵魂准备好…… "They prepare the soul, make it ready...
“让灵魂变得温柔。” "and move it to tenderness."
只有这样表达，这个想法才那么明了和美丽 There's a clarity and beauty in that thought expressed in just this way.
这个句子也漏了一点…… There's also something a little foreign in the sentiment...
在我们这个时候来看…… coming to our attention in these times...
你好吗？先生，我叫奥布瑞·贝尔 How are you today, sir? My name is Aubrey Bell.
- 你一定是威瑟斯先生 - 我是 - You must be Mr. Weathers. - Yeah.
我这里有些东西要给威瑟斯太太，她赢的 I have something here for Mrs. Weathers. She won something.
- 她在家吗？ - 哦，她不在家 - Is Mrs. Weathers home? - Oh, she's not at home.
- 她赢了什么？ - 我会告诉你的。我可以进来吗？ - What did she win? - I'll have to show you. May I come in?
我现在很忙。告诉我是什么东西吧 I'm kind of busy right now. Tell me what it is.
她赢了一个真空吸尘器和地毯香波，无线的 She won a free vacuuming and carpet shampoo, no strings attached.
我还可以清洗你的床垫 I'll even do your mattress.
床垫数月数年所堆积的东西会让你非常地惊讶 You'd be surprised what could build up under a mattress over the months, over the years.
- 枕头也一样 - 真的吗？ - Same with the pillows. - Really?
是的，先生，你今天走运了 Yes, sir. This is your lucky day.
嗯，我能看出你这里出了些问题 Well, I can see you've had some kind of problem here.
那完全不会影响我的工作的 That doesn't affect my work any.
要看的我都看过了 I've seen about everything there is to see.
- 那你今天想干什么？ - 要不去海滩吧 - So, what do you want to do today? - Maybe go to the beach.
没门。谁载我们去？ [Scoffs] No way. Who's gonna drive us?
- 我不知道。我们问问警察吧 - 好的，走 - I don't know. Let's go look at the cop. - Yeah, come on.
- 警察很怪诞 - 他在看着我们 - Cops freak me out. - He's looking at us.
- 那个警察在干什么？ - 嗨，小伙子 - Oh, what is that cop doing? - Hello, boys.
- 嗨，有什么问题吗？ - 没问题 - Hi. What's the problem? - No problem.
- 我得拿走那条狗，但是…… - 什么？为什么？ - 拿走？拿走？爸爸！爸爸！ - I'm gonna have to take that dog, though. - What? Why? - Take? Take? Dad! Dad!
- 怎么啦？ - 他要带走我们的狗 - Yeah? What's the matter? - He's taking my dog.
嗨，抱歉，警官，这里发生什么事了？ Hey, hey. Excuse me. Officer, what's going on here anyway?
- 你养这狗多久了，先生？ - 那又有什么区别啊？这是我小孩的狗 - How long have you had this dog, sir? - What the hell difference does it make? It's my kid's dog.
我不得不带走这狗，它丢失了几天了 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take this dog, sir. It's been missing for a couple of days.
- 它很危险，它咬伤了一个婴儿 - 一个警察在带走这狗 - It's highly dangerous. It bit an infant. - A police officer's taking the dog.
我们必须带它去验是否有狂犬病 We have to check it for rabies.
在我看来它没有病。你肯定就是这狗吗？ It doesn't look sick to me. You sure you got the right dog?
- 这跟描述的吻合，先生 - 求你了，先生，别带走我的狗 - It fits the description, sir. - Please, sir. Don't take my dog.
对不起，孩子，我必须带它走，这是为了你的安全着想 I'm sorry, son. I have to. It's for your own safety.
还有，孩子们，以后如果你找到丢失的犬，记得要报告 And kids, in the future, if you find a lost dog, report it.
每个动物都有他们的主人 Every animal has their rightful owner.
- 别让他带走我的狗 - 别担心 - 走吧，苏西 - Don't let him take my dog. - Don't worry about it. - In you go, Suzy.
除了带走孩子们的狗，没有其他更好的办法了吗？ Don't you have anything better to do than take dogs away from kids?
继续说，先生，我必须得因为未对狗加以约束而引用你的话 Keep up with that lip, sir, I'm gonna have to cite you for an open container.
爸爸，你想想办法啊 - [Engine Starts] - Dad, aren't you gonna do something?
- 你不带它回来吗？ - 我们给你找条新的狗 - Aren't you gonna get him back? - We'll get you a new dog.
- 我不要 - 咱们进屋去吧 - But I don't want a new dog. - Let's get inside.
- 飞碟很特殊 - 别担心 - Frisbee was special. - Don't worry about it.
我已经叫了我的一个同事来看了 I've asked one of my colleagues to come by.
我们不确定为什么凯西会没有反应 We're not sure why Casey's not responsive.
CT扫瞄显示血凝块还是很小…… His CAT scan shows the blood clot's still small...
但脑肿胀加重 but there's still more brain swelling.
我建议做个小手术，检测颅内压 I'd like to suggest some minor surgery. Intracranial pressure monitor.
- 哦，天啊 - 没有必要惊惶 - Oh, God. - There's no cause for alarm.
凯西的其他方面有所好转 Casey's making small improvements in other areas.
他的肺音很清晰，这是好事 His lungs have cleared up substantially. That's a big plus.
布莱恩，是111的黑人青年 Brian, the Negro boy in 111.
他昨天动手术了。我可以打听下他的情况吗？ I think he was operated on yesterday. Could I inquire about his condition?
- 可以，他现在很好 - 真的吗？ - Oh, yeah. He's doing very well. - Yeah?
他已经度过危险期，今天就可以离开加护病房 He's out of critical condition. We'll be taking him out of the I.C.U. Today.
哦，太好了，谢谢 Oh, that's nice. Thanks.
打扰你一分钟 Excuse me just one minute.
- 利尿剂是干什么用的？ - 让他排多点尿 - Excuse me. What exactly is a diuretic? - It makes him urinate more.
- 我知道。这样就可以降低血压吗？ - 凯西，凯西，你醒醒啊 - I see. So, that's to alleviate pressure? - Casey. Casey, please wake up.
- 好的，我马上过来 - 怀曼医生 - Yeah, okay. I'll be right there. - Dr. Wyman.
你救了我儿子的命，谢谢你，你真是个奇迹创造者 I wanted to thank you for saving my son's life. You are a miracle worker.
- 这是我的工作 - 他要做个小手术吗？ - That's my job. - He'll have a minor surgery?
护士，你清楚了吗？菲尼根先生，对不起，我…… Nurse, are you clear about this? Mr. Finnigan, I'm sorry, I...
嗨，努特，我刚听到这个好消息 Hey, Knute. I just was hearing the good news.
恭喜。我说不出有多高兴 Congratulations. I can't tell you how pleased I am.
太感谢你了。我是说，大家都很好 Thank you very much. I mean, everybody has been so nice.
凯西 Casey.
凯西，我们爱你，亲爱的。求你了，你醒醒吧 Casey, we love you, honey. Please wake up.
你知道我外孙有任何改变吗？我是说…… Any change in my grandson that you know of? I mean...
对不起，我没有听到新的消息 I'm sorry. I don't have any additional information.
凯西，凯西？ Casey. Casey?
嗨，甜心 Hey, sweetie.
凯西。霍华德！ Casey. Howard!
- 你的小儿子怎么样？ - 霍华德，凯西，醒醒，看他睁眼了 - How's your little boy? - Howard, Casey's waking up. Look, his eyes are open.
- 嗨，甜心 - 嗨，凯西 - Hey, sweetie. - Hey, Case.
嗨，凯西。嗨，伙计，你怎么样？ Hey, Case. Hey, buddy. How you doing?
嗨，能听到吗？ Hey, can you hear me?
嗨，儿子 Hi, son.
- 嗨，凯西 - 凯西 - Hey, Casey. - Case.
凯西，嗨，凯西，你能听到吗？ - Casey. Hey, Case, can you hear... - [Beeping]
霍华德，霍华德，那是什么？霍华德，怎么啦？ Howard. Howard, what's that? Howard, what's happening?
凯……护士！护士！过来！ Ca... Nurse! Nurse! Come here!
- 霍华德，做点什么！ - 快点，快点 - Howard, do something! - Hurry up. Hurry up.
- 过来，我觉得他没有呼吸了 - 凯西，你好吗？ - Come here. I don't think he's breathing here. - [Nurse] Casey, are you all right?
他睁开眼，停止了呼吸 [Howard] He opened his eyes and then he stopped breathing.
按蓝色的按钮，找人过来这里帮我 Call a code blue and get me some help in here immediately.
- 蓝色的按钮，加护病房 - 你能听到吗？儿子，凯西 - Code blue. I.C.U. - Can you hear me, son? Casey?
我要你清理这个房子。我需要些空间，让医生工作 I need you to clear the room. I need to make some space. Let the doctors work. Please.
- 我们必须要清理这个屋子 - 不！ - We have to go clear the room. - [Ann] No!
来吧，我们到外面等，我们到外面去 Come on. We'll wait outside. We'll be right outside.
给他们让出空间来，让他们工作 Just give them room. Just give them room to work.
- 给他们空间工作 - 扶住床，给我推开它 - Just give them room to work. - Get the bed and pull it out for me.
菲尼根太太，我肯定你会更舒服的。你不想…… Mrs. Finnigan, I'm sure you'd be more comfortable. You don't wanna...
滚出去！ Get out of here!
扶他上去 Let's put him up on this.
- 哦！ - 我们可以拿刀铊吗？ - Oh! - Can we get the thallium?
什么都没有。请给我四支肾上腺素 Nothing. No. 4 of epinephrine, please.
- 然后再准备0.4颠茄碱 - 对不起，对不起 - After that, you can draw up .4 of atropine. - Excuse me. Excuse me.
开始心肺复苏术 Start C.P.R.
好，颠茄碱准备好了 [Nurse] Okay, atropine ready.
多久了？ [Doctor] How long we been doing this?
- 嗯，两分钟了 - 好 - Uh, two minutes. - Good.
检查血压 Check for pulse.
多久了？ How long?
我继续心肺复苏 I'll continue C.P.R.
[Beeping Continues]
我不敢相信。你呢？ I can't believe it. Can you?
她两周前才来过我的公寓 She was just over at my apartment two weeks ago.
你是工作时认识她的吗？ Do you know her from work?
- 你在来宾名单上签名了吗？ - 没有，没有，还没有呢 - Did you sign the guest book? - No. No, not yet.
对不起 Excuse me.
[Men Chattering]
- 祖伊，祖伊，祖伊 - 来打球吧，祖伊，祖伊 - [Man #1] Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. - [Man #2] Let's go, Zoe. Zoe.
菲尼根太太 Mrs. Finnigan.
凯西怎么样啦？ How's Casey?
凯西没能熬过来，祖伊 - Casey didn't make it, Zoe. - [Ann Whimpering]
来吧，亲爱的，我们走吧 Come on, honey. Come on. Let's go.
好的，约两周前我写了一个申请 [Stuart] Well, I filled out an application about two weeks ago.
一个叫沃什的先生告诉我，如果我没消息就打电话给他 A Mr. Walsh told me to call him in case I hadn't heard.
我早不管家族生意 Well, I've been away on family business.
- 稍等一下 - 好的，我等 - [Woman On Phone] Please hold a minute. - Okay. All right. I'll hold.
你一整天去哪里了？ Where you been all day?
- 现在几点了？ - 我问你去了哪里？ - What time is it? - I asked you where you been.
先生，告诉我你的号码，我会叫沃什先生给你回复电话的 [Woman On Phone] Sir, give me your number, and I'll have Mr. Walsh get back to you.
好，我的电话是504-0361 Yeah, well, it's 504-0361.
- 但在申请表上应该有我的号码啊 - 好的，我会叫他打给你 - But it should be on the application. - Okay, I'll tell him you called.
好的，谢谢 Okay, thank you.
[Hangs Up]
那么事情就是这样，嗯？ - [Dial Tone] - So this is what it's gonna be, huh?
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
你知道我们必须要在7点到达，你没有多少时间了 We have to be there at 7:00, you know. You don't have very much time.
- 有什么大不了的，只不过是烧烤而已 - 各位员工 - What's the big deal? It's just a barbecue. - [Man On Phone] Personnel.
- 我是斯图沃特·卡恩 - 是你定的约会，斯图沃特 - This is Stuart Kane. - You made the date, Stuart.
- 有个K字 - 你不就是那个要带鱼来的大运动家吗？ - With a "K". - Aren't you the big sportsman who's supposed to be bringing the fish?
他们为什么总是裸体的？ Why are they always naked?
裸体怎么成了艺术了？ Why does naked make it art?
- 能给我杯东西喝吗？ - 在搅拌机里 - Did you make me a drink? - It's in the blender.
味道很浓啊 It smells strong.
我想喝点葡萄酒 I'm gonna have some wine.
- 这就是你穿的吗？ - 是的 - Is that what you're wearing? - Yes.
我想我们到外面去做吃的吧 I thought we were cooking out.
斯图沃特要带鱼来，记得吗？ Stuart's bringing fish, remember?
如果是个烧烤野餐，你为什么要盛装啊？ Well, if it's just a barbecue, why are you getting dressed up?
- 这不是盛装 - 我可没有换衣服 - This isn't dressed up. - I'm not changing.
她可能会盛装而来 She'll probably dress up.
- 你们在斗吗？ - 跟谁斗？ - Are you competing? - Competing with who?
克莱尔，亲爱的，我们在说克莱尔 Claire, honey. We're talking about Claire.
- 你是在跟克莱尔斗吗？ - 斗什么？ - Are you completing with Claire? - For what?
女人斗什么呢？我想想 What women compete for, I guess.
- 你觉得他迷人吗？ - 谁？ - Do you think he's attractive? - Who?
- 那个丈夫 - 斯图沃特是的 - The husband. - Stuart is.
他是那种很受女性喜欢的人，不是吗？ He's the kind of guy women find attractive, isn't he?
- 是户外型 - 我们对他们了解不多 - The outdoorsman type. - We don't know a lot about them.
我希望他们不只是喜欢室内音乐 I hope they like something other than chamber music.
这是不是很美妙吗？玛丽安，经常在杂志上露面…… Isn't it wonderful, Marian, how we can skate around an issue...
一直玩我们的小游戏？ always playing our little game?
这是个好主意，一个游戏 That's a good idea, a game.
可以破解坚冰，可能危险 Might help break the ice. Jeopardy, maybe.
我是说我们，我是说现在 I'm talking about us. I'm talking about now.
- 我们怎么啦？ - 你知道的 - What about us? - You know.
知道什么？ Know what?
忘了它吧 Let's forget it.
忘记什么？你在说什么？ Forget what? What are you talking about?
- 没什么？那是远古的历史了 - 不 - It's nothing. It's ancient history. - No.
你脑袋里有问题 Something's on your mind.
- 那个舞会 - 什么舞会？ - That party. - What party?
你知道我说的是哪个舞会，玛丽安，和米切尔·安德森一起的那个 You know what party I'm talking about, Marian. The one with Mitchell Anderson.
天啊，拉尔夫，那是三年前的事了 Jesus, Ralph. That was three years ago.
- 你吻他了，记得吗？ - 不记得 - You kissed him, didn't you? - No.
- 你回来的时候唇膏都擦掉了 - 你怎么知道？你们喝醉了！ - Your lipstick was smeared when you came back. - How would you know? You were drunk!
我主耶稣啊。你看看，该死！看看这个！ Jesus Christ, look at this. Goddamn it! Look at this!
看你害我干的！该死！我本想穿这个的 Look what you made me do! Goddamn it! I wanted to wear this.
你那晚跟米切尔·安德森在外面亲吻的时，也是这个样子 That's the way you looked that night with Mitchell Anderson when you were out necking.
- 他吻你了，是吗？ - 得了，拉尔夫 - He kissed you, didn't he? - Come on, Ralph.
我以为这事对我们来说都过去了 I thought we were through with that.
我想你告诉我那晚你跟米切尔·安德森的事 I want you to tell me about that night with Mitchell Anderson.
- 没什么好说的 - 好啊 - There's nothing to tell. - All right.
那就告诉我没什么吧。我想知道整个没什么是怎样的…… Then tell me about nothingness. I'd like to hear a complete account of nothing...
两个半小时你没有做什么 what you didn't do for two and a half hours.
为什么呢？拉尔夫，有那么重要吗？都是三年前的事了 Why, Ralph? What's so important? It was three years ago.
好吧，这不重要。无法挽回的过去 All right, it's not important. It's water under the bridge.
但激怒我的是……玛丽安，如果这是个合适的词…… But what irritates me, Marian... if that's the right word for it...
是你不想告诉我事实 is that you won't tell me the truth.
你不能说清楚，你不能承认你在撒谎！ You can't say the obvious. You can't admit that you lied!
猜谜语，这不是我喜欢的，玛丽安 That's what I don't like, Marian, having to play this charade.
天啊，拉尔夫，怎么会搞成这样的？ God, Ralph. How did this start?
你知道是怎么开始的吗？因为我真的…… Do you know how this started? 'Cause I really...
- 我真的不知道是怎么开始的 - 玛丽安，看着我！ - I really don't know how this started. - Marian, look at me!
- 你没有穿短裤 - 你知道是怎么开始的吗？ - You don't have any panties on. - Do you know how this started?
你以为你是谁啊？是你的一幅该死的油画吗？ What do you think you are, one of your goddamn paintings?
玛丽安，我给个机会你坦白…… Marian, I'm giving you a chance to come clean...
和解释，达到更高的良知境界 clear the slate, on to a higher consciousness.
然后以后不准再对我撒谎，玛丽安 And then, don't ever lie to me again, Marian.
- 不是你想的那样，拉尔夫 - 什么？需要？你是对的，玛丽安 - This is not like you, Ralph. - What, to demand? You're right, Marian.
但我想知道，我想知道事实 But I wanna know. I wanna know the truth.
- 我们正在说，是吗？ - 是的，玛丽安，我们正在谈！ - We'rejust talking, right? - Yes, Marian. We're just talking!
- 你想我告诉你事实吗？ - 我一直都这样要求的，玛丽安 - You want me to tell you the truth? - That's all I've ever asked, Marian.
好吧 Okay.
他吻了我 He kissed me.
这样你满足了吧？ Does that satisfy you?
- 这样你满足了吗？ - 每个人都喝得烂醉，不管你是不是可能知道这一点 - Did it satisfy you? - Everybody was pretty far gone, as you may or may not know.
玛丽安，我不想听这个，我只想知道事实 Marian, I don't really need all this perspective, just the facts.
好吧，好吧，拉尔夫，好的 All right. All right, Ralph. Okay.
不知怎么的，我们两个……被选派去买饮料 Somehow... Somehow the two of us were elected to go out and get liquor.
我们去了Foremost，那里关门了…… We drove to the Foremost, which was closed...
再去Cappy，也是关门了 and then to Cappy's, which was also closed.
事实上全部都关门了 In fact, everything was closed.
我是说，我在想还有什么商店还开门的…… I mean, I was beginning to wonder whether anything would be open...
我所能想到的就只有通宵的超市…… and all I could think of were those all-night supermarkets, and...
我想谁还想喝酒呢…… [Exhales] I wondered whether anybody would even be in the mood for a drink...
如果我们必须半夜开车去找超市 if we had to drive around half the night looking for an open market.
他真的醉了 He was really drunk.
当我们开车之后，我才知道他有多醉 I hadn't even realized how drunk he was until we started driving.
他开得……他开得非常的慢 And he was driving... he was driving terribly slow.
都快躺在车上了，然后我们聊天…… He was all hunched over the wheel, and we were talking.
说了很多事…… We were talking about a lot of things...
很多没有意思的事…… [Chuckles] A lot of things that didn't make sense...
我是说，我们谈论的是宗教肖像…… I mean, about, uh, religious images...
和关于这个…… and about this...
关于这个画家，这个画家叫拉瑞·瑞弗斯 about this painter, this painter named Larry Rivers.
然后，呃……他开始谈论诺曼·梅勒…… And, uh... And then he started talking about Norman Mailer...
说诺曼·梅勒怎么刺中他妻子的胸部 and about how Norman Mailer stabbed his wife in the breast.
他说如果谁这样对我，他都会恨死他的 And he said he'd hate it if anybody did that to me.
他说想吻我的胸部 He said he'd like to kiss my breast.
然后他把车停到路边，然后…… And then he pulled the car over to the side of the road, and...
他吻了我 then he kissed me.
[Shuts Off Dryer]
多久？ How long?
什么多久？ How long what?
他吻你吻了多久？ How long did he kiss you?
然后什么？ [Exhales] Then what?
然后他说：“你想扑向它吗？” Then he said, "Do you wanna have a go at it?"
主啊，玛丽安，“你想扑向它吗？” [Chuckles]Jesus, Marian. "Do you wanna have a go at it?"
什么……“你想扑向它吗”？ What... "Do you wanna have a go at it?
“你想扑向它吗？” Do you wanna have a go at it?"
那是什么意思？玛丽安？“你想扑向它吗？” What does that mean, Marian? "Do you wanna have a go at it?"
他吻了你的乳头吗？你碰了他吗？ Did he kiss your tits? Did you touch him?
碰他？碰他？ Touch him? Touch him?
好吧，拉尔夫。拉尔夫，你想知道发生了什么？ Okay, Ralph. Ralph, you wanna know what happened?
他吻我，我也回吻他 He kissed me, and I kissed him back.
然后我们做了，我们就在那里在车上做了 And then we did it. We did it right there in the car.
他在那里在车上操了我 He fucked me right there in the car.
我醉了，对我来说什么都不是 I was drunk. It didn't mean anything to me.
我希望没有发生，可真的发生了 I wish it hadn't happened, but it did.
这够了吗？这就是你想知道的全部吗？这够了吗？ Is that all? Is that all you wanna know? Is that all?
是的，玛丽安 Yes, Marian.
- 这就是全部 - 拉尔夫，他没有上我 - That's all. - Ralph, he didn't come in me.
- 我对天发誓，他没有上过我 - 好吧 - I swear to God, he didn't come in me. - Okay.
你要去哪里啊？拉尔夫 Where are you going, Ralph?
嗯，玛丽安，我们有客人要来了，我要去给烧烤点火了 Well, Marian, we have guests coming, and I'm gonna go and light the barbecue.
♫ [Jazz Ballad On Piano]
♪ Each day ♪
♪ Just about sunset ♪
♪ I watch you ♪
♪ Passing my door ♪
♪ It's all I can do ♪
♪ Not to run to you ♪
我们关门了 - We're closed. - ♪ But I don't wanna cry ♪
- 我能帮你吗？ - 不，我只是要去跟我妈妈谈谈 - Can I help you? - No, I just came to talk to my mom.
- 谁是你妈妈？ - 那位就是我妈妈 - Who's your mom? - That's my mom.
♪ Nighttime ♪
- 那是谁？ - 她说她是特斯的女儿 - Who's that? - She says she's Tess's kid.
你开玩笑？是一个弦乐手吗？ You're kidding me. A string player?
♪ The same old moon ♪
♪ We knew before ♪
♪ It's all I can do ♪
♪ Not to run to you ♪♪
停一下 - Hold it. - ♪♪ [Stops]
你在这干什么？祖伊 What are you doing here, Zoe?
- 妈妈，凯西死了 - 凯西？那是谁？ - Mom, Casey died. - Casey? Who's that?
住在隔壁的小男孩 The little boy who lives right next door.
- 他被车撞了 - 我会被谴责，就像那样吗？ - He got run over by a car. - I'll be damned. Just like that?
孩子们 Kids.
我刚刚看到菲尼根太太 I just saw Mrs. Finnigan.
我对他们感到很伤心，我以为你想知道 I feel so bad for them, and I thought you'd wanna know.
哭是可耻的，亲爱的 It's a cryin' shame, baby.
- 她一定感觉很糟糕 - 妈妈 - She must feel like shit. - Mom.
为什么不坐下呢？我们正在排练 Why don't you go sit over here? We're just rehearsing.
- 好吧，我们再来 - 妈妈 - Okay, let's try it again. - Mom.
从头开始，好吗？ From the top, okay?
♪♪ [Piano Intro]
♪ Each day ♪
♪Just about sunset ♪
♪ I watch you ♪
♪ Passing my door ♪
♪ It's all I can do ♪
♪ Not to run to you ♪
♪ But I don't wanna cry ♪
♪ Anymore ♫
苏西！爸爸，你找到苏西了！ Suzy! Daddy, you found Suzy!
- 苏西！ - 苏西，我们很想你 - Suzy! - [Sandy] Suzy, we missed you.
苏西 Suzy.
苏西回来了 Suzy's here.
我想你，苏西，我爱你 [Sandy] I missed you, Suzy. I love you.
爸爸，我为什么不能养只猴子？ [Austin] Daddy, why can't I have a monkey?
天啊，我讨厌这该死的破车 Geez, I hate this goddamn thing.
如果你能找到工作，就可以把车修好 Well, if you'd get a job, you could get your car fixed.
[Scoffs]
你肯定这个是正确的地址吗？ You sure this is the right address?
我们本应该过三个街区再停车的 We should've parked about three blocks away.
[Doorbell Rings]
- 嗨 - 进来，进来吧 - [Claire] Hi. - Come in. Come on in.
- 我们不会太早吧，是吗？ - 不一点也不 - We're not early, are we? - No, not at all.
- 这房子难找吗？ - 一点也不 - Did you have any trouble finding the house? - [Stuart] Not at all.
我带鱼来了，你希望放在哪里？ I got the fish. Where do you want me to put this?
- 进来吧，就走这边 - 噢 - Come on in. Just come right this way. - Oh, wow.
- 拉尔夫 - 嗨，你好 - Ralph. - Hi.
- 来一杯吗？ - 哦，谢谢 - Like a drink? - Oh, thank you.
- 你好啊 - 我们为什么不去院子里呢？ - [Stuart] How are you? - Why don't we go out to the patio?
- 你好，Steven，怎么样？ - 斯图沃特 - Hello, Steven. How are you? - Stuart.
- 好的，对不起，斯图沃特 - 噢，看看这些画 - Right. I'm sorry, Stuart. - Oh, wow. Look at these pictures.
- 你从哪里得来的 - 嗯，那是我的，我自己画的 - Where did you get them? - Uh, they're mine. I painted them.
- 你开玩笑吧？ - 冰镇果汁朗姆酒 - You're kidding. - [Ralph] Piña colada.
- 冰镇果汁朗姆酒 - 旅途如何啊？ - [Stuart] Piña colada? - [Ralph] How was the trip?
- 哦，不错，走405到10…… - 不，我是说钓鱼之行啊 - Oh, not bad. Took the 405 to the 10... - No, I meant the fishing trip.
哦，那太好了 Oh, it was great.
我钓到了这个。要我拿进厨房或哪里去吗？ I got it right here. Want me to take it to the kitchen or something, or...
为什么不拿出去用于这次烤肉野餐呢？ Why don't we just take it out the the barbecue?
好的，就这里吗？ Okay. Out here, huh?
- 你喜欢钓鱼吗？ - 哦，我爱钓鱼 - You like fishing? - Oh, I love to fish.
- 嗯哼？ - 是的 - Uh-huh? - Yeah.
- 钓鱼是你的爱好？ - 不，不是的 - Is that your hobby, fishing? - No, not really.
呃，但我确实很享受 Uh, I do enjoy it though.
但我不喜欢在船上钓鱼，因为我不会游泳 But I don't like fishing in boats because I don't swim.
- 所以我去湖或江河边 - 我们可以一起去。我们可以…… - So I'll go to lakes or rivers. - [Marian] I'll give you a tour. We can...
- 走上楼梯 - 看看这个 - start with the upstairs. - Oh, look at this.
- 我先带你去睡房吧 - 好的 - I'll show you the bedrooms first. - Okay.
我不太经常像我喜欢的那样出去 [Stuart] I don't get out as much as I'd like to.
你呢？你是一个渔夫吗？ How about you? You a fisherman?
很抱歉，我得这么做，但你太过份了 I'm sorry I had to do that, but you just got out of line.
得了吧，比尔 Come on, Bill.
- 我知道我只是个园丁 - 我玩厌这游戏了 - And I know I'm just a gardener. - I'm getting tired of this.
再见了。哦，不，让我帮你补好那里吧。别动 Good-bye. Oh, no, let me fix it there for you. Don't.
- 比尔，这样要花很长时间的 - 是的，你也知道 - Bill, this has taken fucking hours. - Yeah, well, you know.
- 得了吧 - 住手，住手，别动 - Come on. - Stop it, stop it. Don't move.
我要去浴室，别这样靠着我 I gotta go to the bathroom. Don't lean on me like that.
- 我要带走这个直到…… - 不。好的，好的 - I'm taking this thing out till... - No. Okay, okay.
- 保持着拍张照片 - 等等 - Just keep it in for the picture. - Hold on a second.
假设是你丈夫 Support your husband.
现在，像我一样的某个人伤害了你…… Now, look like I... like someone really hurt you...
好像厄尔打你一样 like Earl beat you.
- 谢谢 - 闭嘴 - Thank you. - Shut up.
- 他打过吗？ - 你知道他没有 - Did he? - You know he didn't.
我知道他没有。他还做了其他什么？ I know he didn't literally. What else did he do?
- 当想到厄尔时，你想什么？ - 咱们能不说了吗？ - What do you think about when you think about Earl? - Can we stop?
我不想谈论这个，好吗？ I don't wanna talk about that, okay?
- 来吧，比尔，让我们开始 - 有时我会淋浴…… - Come on, Bill. Let's get going. - I was in the shower sometimes...
听到水进入下水沟的声音…… and I hear the sound of the water going down the drain...
我觉得是隔壁有人在伤害你，我很害怕 and I think it's somebody hurting you in the other room and it scares me.
- 比尔，来吧 - 松开点你的上衣来拍一张 - Bill, come on. - Open your blouse a little for this one.
- 不，我不想这样拍照 - 来吧，就为了我 - No, I don't do those shots. - Come on, just for me.
我不想再做这个了，我已经为你这么做——我已经很有耐心了 I don't wanna do this anymore. I've been doing this for -- I've been very patient.
- 我是说，我不能加快这个步骤 - 不 - I mean, I could've sped up the process. - No.
我不能只是贪快 I could've just done it my... my quick version.
咬就碎了！ Just, crunch! Crack! [Yelling]
拜托，让我…… [Chuckling] Please, let's...
- 不，因为我爱你 - 我也爱你 - But I didn't, because I loved you so. - I love you too.
那为什么让我这么兴奋？我做那个时都有点肥了 Why did that excite me? I started getting a little chubby when I was doing that.
这就奇怪了。好了，这是我最后的请求了 That's weird. Okay, this is my last request.
- 就这样了，我休息太少了 - 好，就是这样，好的 - That's it. I'm getting restless. I am. - Okay. This is it, okay.
- 我们走吧，你想放哪里？ - 你的腋窝下 - Let's go. Where do you want this? - Right under your armpit.
- 这里，我曾是运动员 - 好的 - This is it. I've been a sport. - Okay.
- 好的，现在太完美了 - 我要你保持住 - All right. It's perfect now. - I want you to just hold this.
- 你死了，你丈夫在偷溜呢 - 是的，好，开始 - You're dead, and your husband is a creep. - All right. Okay, go.
- 开始，我准备好了 - 我爱你 - Do it. Do it. I'm ready. - I love you.
我主要卖五金，但我也卖别的东西 [Stuart] I'm in sales. Hardware, primarily, but I've sold about everything else.
- 衣服 - 我从不卖衣服 - [Claire] Clothes. - I've never sold clothes.
这就是我的意思，我是说除了衣服 That's what I'm saying, everything but clothes.
- 你退休了吗？ - 你们知道吗？我差不多搞好了 - So you're retired? - You know what? I'm almost set up here.
- 我希望（退休了） - 拉尔夫，你能叫大家过来桌子这边吗？ - I wish. - Ralph, could you bring everybody to the table?
- 克莱尔 - 我曾…… - Claire. - I been...
- 我失业三个月了 - 斯图沃特 - I been out of work for three months now. - Stuart.
我是说，没有人对销售员有兴趣了 I mean, nobody seems to be interested in salesmen anymore.
一切都是自助的 - ♪♪ [Humming Jeopardy Theme] - Everything's gonna become self-serve.
你可以跟他坐那边吗？ Could you sit over there with him?
你要成为艾历克斯·崔贝克吗？ Are you gonna be Alex Trebek?
- 是的，我要成为艾历克斯·崔贝克 - 销售员会像是…… - Yes, I'm gonna be Alex Trebek. - Salesmen will be kind of like the...
大家都想脱离的中间人 middlemen everybody's trying to cut out.
我们为什么不开始游戏呢？ Well, on that note, why don't we just go ahead and start the game?
- 克莱尔，你想选一类吗？ - 这是你的铃 - Claire, do you wanna pick a category? - It's your buzzer.
“夜空”、“政治会”、“紧张的电影”…… "The Night Sky", "Political Quotes", "Racy Movies"...
- 噢，“紧张的电影”，我选“紧张的电影” - “布鲁斯” - Oh, " Racy Movies", " Racy Movies". - "The Blues"...
哦，我的裤子有点湿了 Oh, my panties are getting a little wet.
哦，宝贝，为什么不用你的手指…… Oh, baby, why don't you take your fingers...
来摩擦我火热的粉屄呢？ and rub my hot, pink pussy?
噢，就在我的阴蒂上 Oh, yeah, right on my clit.
现在把你的手指插进去…… And now take your fingers and put them inside me and...
噢，就用你的手指来干我，宝贝 Oh, yeah. Just fuck me with your fingers, baby.
哦，你想插入吗？ Oh, don't you wanna go inside?
你想听听我有多湿吗？ You wanna hear how wet I am?
- 你在干什么？ - 找蟑螂啊 - What are you doing? - Getting a roach.
你让我的阴道很湿啊，亲爱的 That's how wet you make my pussy, baby.
哦，我真的想你现在就操我 Oh, I really want you to fuck me now.
我想你用你又大又硬的鸡巴插入我身体内 I want you to go inside with your big, hard cock.
噢，等等，等等 Oh, but wait. Wait.
让我求你，只要你挑逗我的阴蒂，求你了，宝贝 Make me beg for it. Just tease my clit. Please, baby.
噢，我的腿张得那么开…… Oh, my legs are spread so wide.
我觉得你插得很深啊 Oh, I feel you fucking me so deep.
噢，求你用力点 Oh, please, harder.
再用力点 Harder.
噢，宝贝，我可以感觉到你的蛋蛋拍打在我的屁股上 Oh, I can feel your balls against my ass, baby.
噢，把我的腿架到你肩膀上 Oh, yeah. Oh, lift my legs above your shoulders.
对，就是要这么地力地操我 Yeah, just fuck me so hard. [Moans]
噢，我要来了 Oh, I'm gonna come. [Moans]
[Line Clicks]
好像你跟那个人真的在热烈讨论一样 Sounded like you really got hot talking to that guy.
对啊。你给乔-乔他的耳饰了吗？ Right. Did you give Joe-Joe his eardrops?
说他的鸡巴，等等 Talking about his dick and everything.
“鸡巴”，我从不说这个词 "Dick". I never say that word.
- 鸡鸡，随便你怎么说 - 我讨厌“鸡巴”这个词 - Cock, whatever. - I hate that word. "Dick".
[Engine Continues Running]
[Engine Running]
- 玛丽埃特·哈特利是谁？ - 这就对了 - [Ralph] Who is Mariette Hartley? - [Marian] That's right.
这不太公平。应该一直是我赢不是吗？ [Ralph] It's not really fair that I should win all the time, is it?
- 你在背叛我吧，拉尔夫？ - 不，玛丽安，是你在背叛我，记得吗？ - Are you cheating, Ralph? - No, Marian. You cheat, remember?
- 噢 - 是的 - Ooh. - All right.
这次你是艾历克斯·崔贝克，好吗？是该换角色了 This time you be Alex Trebek now, okay? Time to switch.
- 完成这个咱们换换 - 我们要换地方吗？ - Finished with this one. Let's switch. - [Claire] We're gonna switch places?
- 好，斯图沃特，你要站中间 - 艾历克斯·崔贝克又骗我们吗？ - Okay, Stuart, you have to sit in the middle. - [Ralph] Does Alex Trebek cheat?
向前，你要在中间 Move over. You gotta be in the middle.
- 嗨，嗨，嗨！ - 嗨，嗨，嗨。 - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey.
这是分类：“儿歌”、“名人”、“美食烹调“、“家居生活”…… Here's the categories: "Little Songs", "Celebrities", "Gourmet Cooking", "Family Life"...
美食烹调……糟了！ Gourmet cooking. Shit!
- 哦，该死！ - 主啊，拉尔夫！ - Aw, shit! - [Marian] Oh, Jesus, Ralph!
- 哦，主啊 - 你说一英吋10分钟的，斯图沃特 - [Claire Laughing] Oh, God. - You said 10 minutes an inch, Stuart.
是的，但我指的是厚度，不是长度 I did. The thickness, not the length.
要不要再来个冰镇果汁朗姆酒？ How about we have another piña colada?
- ♪♪ [Classical] - [Engine Running]
♫ [Jazz Piano]
♫ [Continues]
♪ You may mean me some good ♪
♪ You may mean me some harm ♪
♪ You may be a fire ♪
♪ You may be a false alarm ♪
♪ 'Cause I don't know you ♪
♪ I don't know you ♪
我认为你在孩子面前不应该这样说 I don't think you should talk that way in front of the kids.
- 他们又不懂 - 你怎么知道？ - They don't understand. - How do you know?
左耳进右耳出 It goes in one ear, and it goes out the other.
我找到份在家上班的工作，你应该高兴 You should be happy that I have a job where I'm home all the time, you know.
我们不用把他送到那么恶心的看护中心 We don't send them to some funky day care.
我挣了很多钱 I make damn good money.
嘿，你跟莱安一家要来钱了吗？ Hey, did you collect from the Ryans yet?
我不想你修理他们的游泳池。你知道的，如果他们还不付钱 I don't want you servicing their pool, you know, if they haven't paid.
[TV: Man Speaking, Faint]
你怎么从不像(接电话时)那样跟我说话？ How come you never talk to me like that?
像怎么样？ Like what?
像对那些打电话来的人那样 Like the way you talk those guys off.
你拿我开玩笑？ Are you kidding me?
嗯，这可能能增加情趣 Well, that might spice things up.
你看，像你想操我、操我这类话，我只是在电话里说说，你知道的 Look, you wanna fuck me, fuck me. I'm just a little talked out, you know.
妈的，能帮我把这个取下来吗？ Shit. Can you get this for me?
杰瑞，大熊 Jerry, big bear.
我伤害你的感情了吗？ Did I hurt your feelings?
- 看着我 - 不 - Look at me. - No.
- 看着我 - 没事的，让我把这个取下来 - Look at me. - It's all right. Let me just get this.
我很高兴乔-乔遗传了你的眼睛，你知道吗？ I'm so glad Joe-Joe got your eyes. You know that?
你想操屄吗？嗯？ You wanna fuck? Hmm?
是的，我们操屄吧。来吧，我们可以操的 Yeah, let's fuck. Come on. We can fuck.
[TV: Continues, Indistinct]
哦，妈的，等等。对不起，我……那电视 Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Sorry, I... The TV.
很快回来 Be right back.
♪ My little puppy's name is Rags ♪
♪ He eats so much that his tummy sags ♪
♪ His ears flip-flop and his tail wig-wags ♪
♪ He walks back and forth in a big zigzag ♪
我是说，作为医生…… [Stuart] I mean, being a doctor and all...
你摸过很多死人吗？ do you touch many dead bodies?
♪ Wig-wag, zigzag ♪
- 他没有任何出身 - 这是个奇怪的问题，不是吗？ - ♪ He doesn't have any pedigree ♪ - That's kind of a strange question, isn't it?
♪ But I love him and he loves me ♪♪
来吧，到你们了 - [Both Laughing] - Come on, it's your turn.
你们知道的，一点化妆品和一点服装 You know, a little makeup, a little costume.
哦，不 [Stuart] Oh, no.
一个小小的怪异动作，不就是这样吗？ A littler weird behavior. Isn't that what it's all about?
别这样看着我，斯图沃特 Don't look at me like that, Stuart.
总是我在下面，你知道我可以改变 It's always me underneath. You know, I can change.
但我一直都恢复原来的位置 But I can always go back to me.
- 你不希望你可以这样做吗？ - 玛丽安，你在下面如何? - Don't you wish you could do that? - Marian, what have you got on underneath?
你也知道，拉尔夫，没什么的 You know, Ralph. Nothing.
那你想怎么样？ [High-pitched Voice] So what do you wanna be?
- 我什么都不想要 - 我要把你变成…… - [High-pitched Voice] I wanna be nothing. - And I'm gonna make you...
一只小猫 a pussycat.
- 是不是开始了？ - 哦，当然 - Wait, does this stuff come off? - Oh, sure.
我知道该怎么做。我们只要改下你的脸型 Well, I know how to do nothing. We'll just erase your face.
♪ In a setting by the woods ♪
♪ A little man by the river stood ♪
♪ Saw a girl come floating by ♪
♪ And he heard her cry ♪♪
“救命，救命，救命，”她说 "Help me, help me, help me," she said.
他帮不了她的，她已经死了 He couldn't help her. She was dead.
我知道那是谁了 I know who it was.
那个糕点师 The baker.
- 什么，亲爱的？ - 凯西的生日礼物 - What, honey? - Casey's birthday gift.
- 霍华德 - 什么？什么回事？ - Howard. - What? What is it?
- 我知道是谁不断地打来电话了 - 谁啊？ - I know who made the phone calls. - Who?
糕点师，比特考沃先生 The baker, Mr. Bitkower.
- 哦，甜心 - 住手，不要这样 - Oh, sweetie. - Stop. Don't do that.
♪ I don't know you well ♪
♪ I don't know you at all ♪
♪ I don't know you ♪
♪ I don't know you ♪♪
你知道我妈妈也算是个艺术家 [Stuart] You know, my mother was an artist, sort of.
她常说我应该学画画或别的我能行的，但……我不知道 - She always said I should draw or that I could, but... I don't know. - [Yawns]
当我在艺术学校时，我有个老师 You know, when I was in art school, I had a teacher.
最后自杀了，他的画一张都卖不出去 Eventually killed himself. He couldn't sell anything.
但他曾经用树枝和石头教我们画画…… But he used to have us paint with sticks and rocks...
随便你找到什么，就像穴居人那样 whatever you could find, like... like cavemen or something.
我想应该是像…… I guess it was supposed to be like...
他从不用刷子铅笔或……或油漆…… He never allowed brushes or pencils or... or real paint...
反正不用你所能买到的油漆…… the paint you could buy, anyway...
只是让你感觉…… just to get you to feel, or something.
我忘记了 I've forgotten.
[Balloon Squealing]
[Car Engine Running]
祖伊，祖伊，别这样对我 Zoe. Zoe, don't do this to me.
祖伊！ Zoe!
不！ No!
[Grunting]
哦，亲爱的，哦，主啊 Oh, baby. Oh, my God.
[Groaning]
[Grunting]
哦，宝贝，哦，宝贝 Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
哦！不，祖伊，不！ Oh! No. Zoe, no.
我还没开门呢，面包店关门了 I'm not open yet. The bakery's closed for business.
我们知道你关门了，但我肯定你会见我们的 We can see you're closed, but I'm sure you'll see us.
比特考沃先生！ Mr. Bitkower!
[Sighs]
- 你不能进这里 - 比特考沃先生 - Hey, you're not allowed in here. - Mr. Bitkower.
- 你们要干什么？ - 我是凯西的妈妈，这是他爸爸 - What do you want? - I'm Casey's mother. This is Casey's father.
我很忙，等我开门你再进来 I'm busy. You come back when I'm open.
- 不 - 好的 - No. - All right.
你现在就要你的蛋糕是吗？你终于来拿你定的蛋糕了？ You want your cake now. Is that it? You finally want the cake you ordered?
我们想跟你谈谈那个还没包好的蛋糕 We wanna talk to you about the cake that wasn't picked up.
- 还没付款呢 - 你是个恐怖的人，比特考沃先生 - Or paid for. - You're a terrible person, Mr. Bitkower.
做这个蛋糕是要花我的时间和钱的 It cost me time and money to make that cake.
我还有活要干，我不想跟你们说话 I have work to do. I don't wanna talk to you.
你要跟她谈，否则我就踢你屁股 You're gonna talk to her, or I'm gonna knock you on your ass, pal.
- 你怎么那么下贱和麻木不仁？ - 女士，我每天工作16小时来满足订货 - How can you be so cheap and insensitive? - Lady, I work 16 hours a day to make ends meet.
- 我整晚烤面包，还要整天工作 - 你整晚烤面包？ - I bake all night and work all day. - Oh, you bake all night?
我以为你是晚上打电话来吧，你这杂种！ [Laughing] I thought you made phone calls at night, you bastard.
我会叫人来的。滚出我的店 I'll call somebody. Get out of my store.
我不想有任何麻烦 I don't want any trouble here.
我儿子死了 My son is dead.
他死了，比特考沃先生 He is dead, Mr. Bitkower.
他被车撞了，就是我来订蛋糕那天 He was hit by a car the day I came in here to order the cake.
我们一直陪着他，直到他去世 We have been waiting with him until he died.
他现在死了 And now he is dead.
不再有生日了 There are no more birthdays.
他死了！ He is dead!
你这混蛋！你这混蛋！该死！ You bastard! You bastard! Goddamn you!
- 该死的! - 得了 - Goddamn you! - Come on.
- 该死的！ - 你真可耻 - Goddamn you! - Shame on you.
可耻 - [Sobbing] - Shame.
等等，等等，别走 Wait. Wait, don't go.
别走，别走 Don't go. Don't go.
等等 Wait.
我给你拿个凳子，这里，坐下吧 Let me get you a chair. Here, sit down.
[Sobbing]
- 你在做什么？乔？ - 我从未看过更多无家可归的人 - [Lois] What are you doing, Joe? - [Bill] I've never seen more fucking homeless people.
嗨，你，喝了它，别倒出来 [Lois] Hey, you. Drink that. Don't spill it.
- 那…… - 乔塞特，留在车上 - So... - Josette, stay in the car.
- 乔，看着你妹妹 - 你们想要什么？ - Joe-Joe, watch your sister. - What do you guys want?
- 香烟 - 啤酒 - [Lois] Cigarettes. - [Honey] Beers.
- 是的，我们就是来买啤酒的 - 要买很多啤酒 - Yeah, we're here for beer. - Lots of beer.
我们已经要买一些啤酒了 We're already gonna get some beer.
- 我们会回来的，乔 - 你们去哪里？ - [Lois] We'll be right back, Joe. - [Joe] Where you going?
我们去拿哈尼阿姨的照片，你看着乔塞特 We're going to get Aunt Honey's photographs. You watch Josette.
那要多少钱？ How much is that gonna cost?
- 你姓什么？ - 看着她，别让她走到边上 - [Woman] What was your last name? - [Lois] Keep your eye on her. Don't let her get to the edge.
- 不，哈尼·布什 - 看好你妹妹 - No, Honey Bush. - Keep your eye on your sister.
- 哈尼·布什 - 嗨 - Honey, Honey Bush. - Hey.
嗨，Johnson先生，你好啊。谢谢，对不起 Hey, Mr. Johnson, how's it going? Thank you. Sorry.
- 5美元够不够啊？ - 够了，就是5美元 - Is five dollars enough? - Yeah. That's how much it is, five dollars.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
让我看看 Let me see.
这些是谁？ Who are these?
她死了 - [Both Gasp] - She's dead.
- 这真是恶心 - 她死了 - Ew, that is gross. - She's dead.
他来了，走 Ew, Honey, he's coming. Go.
- 哦，天啊 - 小心 - Oh, my God. - Careful.
来吧，上车，我们去野餐还是什么的？ Come on, get in. Are we gonna do this picnic or what?
你有钢笔吗？“7 NZ……” Do you have a pen? "7 NZ"...
- 他走向那辆车 - 来吧 - He's going to that one. - Come on.
记住这个，“7 NZ699” Remember this. "7 NZ699."
7 NZ699[车牌号] 7 NZ699.
6048364。6048364[车牌号] 6048364. 6048364.
[Chuckling]
呣 Mmm.
看看你做的 See, look what you do.
你让这些食物像是碟子上的一场小型表演 You make the food look like a little show down there on the plate.
好像有小小的香肠人在小小的舞台上 It looks like a little stage with little... little sausage people on it.
太可爱了 - [Chuckling] - It's so cute.
我喜欢你所有的东西 I love all those things about you.
我喜欢你说的一切 I love everything you say.
我们离开道尼，亲爱的，不用担心 I'm getting us out of Downey, baby. Don't worry about it.
这都是暂时的 It's all temporary.
噢，我不想这样就完了 Oh, I don't want it to be over.
- 我们会再来一次的 - 什么时候？ - We'll do it again. - When?
嗯，我要从肯尼迪机场到柏林来回三次 Well, I've got three round trips out of J.F.K. To Berlin.
在曼谷停留几日，我请求留4天 And then a little stopover in Bangkok that I requested, a four-day layover there.
这会很棒的。所以，嗯……下个月 That'll be great. So, uh... next month.
- 也许我们该去夏威夷 - 是的 - Maybe we should go to Hawaii. - Yeah.
恰德会留着陪他爸爸，我是说，他要上学，是吗？ Chad could stay with his father. I mean, he'll be in school, right?
- 恰德过得很快乐 - 沃利过得很快乐 - Chad had a great time. - Wally had a great time.
小沃利过得怎么样呢？ - How about little Wally? - [Chuckles]
快乐得冒烟了 A smokin' good time.
啊，真高兴！ - [Both Chuckling] - [Wally] Yippee-aye-ay!
- 我们到那里了吗？ - 我们终于来到这里了 - [Joe] Are we there? - [Lois] We're here. Finally.
喔！ Whoo!
下来，我们到了，孩子们 [Lois] Get out. We're here, babe.
这不是愚蠢，这是乐趣 It's not stupid. It's gonna be fun.
下来吧 Out.
嘿，你不必抱我下来 [Joe] Hey, you didn't have to do that.
- 让我来倒垃圾堆 - 这是我的荣幸 - Let's go get in the dirt. - It's my pleasure.
乔塞特，小心狗屎，离狗屎远一点 Josette, watch out for the dog shit. Stay away from the dog poop.
♪ Gettin' out of Downey ♪
- ♪ Take me out of Downey ♪ - ♪ I'm gonna get you out of Downey ♪
♪ Take me out of Downey ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna get you out of Downey ♪ - [Laughing]
等等，让我看你怎么做的 - Wait. Show me how you do it. - ♪ Gettin' out of Downey ♪
♪ I'm gonna get you out of Downey ♪
- 来吧 - 乔塞特 - [Bill] Come on. - [Lois] Josette.
- 来吧，我们双击球，你赢了 - 哦，大女孩 - Come on, we're like two innings in, and you're winning. - Oh, big girlie.
你很有野性 You're such a wild thing.
真是个野性女孩 Such a wild girl.
[Screaming]
- 你怎么愿意下山了？ - 山地车，南西 - [Woman #1] Why do you even want to go down this hill? - [Woman #2] Mountain bikes, Nancy.
你滑的时候，只要保持你的脚在边上 When you slide, just keep your feet to the side.
看在上帝的份上，主啊 For God's sakes. Jesus. [Giggling, Muttering]
- 你没事吧？ - 我很好 - You okay? - Fine.
- 我眼睛里有东西 - 嗨 - There's something in my eye. - Hi.
- 车怎么样？ - 很好 - How's the car? - It's fine.
- 你们都没事吧？ - 是的 - You all right? - Yeah.
- 我同意 - 真的太有趣了 - I agree. - Hey, really funny.
- 好的 - 祝你们有个快乐的下午 - All right. - [Bill] You have a nice afternoon.
- 乔！ - 乔，来吧 - Joe! - Joe, come on.
让姑娘们走吧 Leave those girls alone.
就像他爸爸，完全不受管 Just like his dad. Totally out of control.
你想不想来点小小的艳遇呢？ How'd you like a little of that stickin' on your drop chute?
我赌10元，她们在等我们 Ten bucks says they're waiting for us.
- 咱们走吧 - 好的 - Let's go. - All right.
好 All right.
亲爱的，亲爱的 Honey. Honey.
- 好 - 好，5点回来 - [Honey] Okay. - Okay? Be back in five.
- 可以给我递一瓶啤酒吗？ - 好 - Could you hand me a beer? - Yeah.
- 你们要去哪里？ - 什么？我们要去，呃…… - [Honey] Where are you going? - What? We're gonna go, uh...
探探周边情况 Discretion around the little ones.
- 我们什么时候开吃？ - 我听不见你 - 我说走了 - [Lois] When are we gonna eat? - [Joe] I can't hear you. - I said move.
- 给，亲爱的 - 谢谢 - Here, sweetie. - Thanks.
我们现在就开吃？你想吃什么？ [Joe] We're gonna eat now? What do you wanna eat?
噢！别撞我，很好 [Lois] Ow! Don't hit me. Very good.
- 来吧，乔塞特，要吃点东西吗？ - 你想要什么？ - Come on, Josette. You wanna eat? - What do you want?
我们有香肠、瑞士奶酪…… We have baloney. We have Swiss cheese.
我们有花生酱和果冻，还有火腿 We have peanut butter and jelly. We have ham.
- 什么？ - 你想要什么？大香肠吗？ - What? - What do you want, baloney?
- 香肠三明治 - 好的 - Baloney sandwich? - Okay.
来，吃吧。你要吃点东西，才能继续走 Here, eat these. You need to eat something to keep going.
在这种时候，能吃下算是一件好事了 Eating's a good thing at a time like this.
- 谢谢 - 希望你喜欢我的小松糕 - Thank you. - I hope you like my muffins.
- 比特考沃先生 - 菲尼根太太，我能帮你什么吗？ - Mr. Bitkower. - Yes, Mrs. Finnigan, what can I get you?
我想看看蛋糕 I'd like to see the cake.
不行 You can't.
我扔了 I threw it away.
- 咱们到了 - 咱们到了，下来吧，恰德 - Here we are. - Here we are. Let's go, Chad.
别忘了这些，小家伙 Don't forget these, bud.
好的 Okay.
- 谢谢 - 再见 - Thanks. - See you.
- 再见，吉恩 - 沃利，沃利，再见，沃利 - Bye, Gene. - Wally, Wally. Bye, Wally.
- 再见，沃利 - 再见 - Bye, Wally. - See you.
- 噢，家，甜蜜的家 - 真的 - Oh, home, sweet home. - Really.
现在把封条撕了 [TV: Man] Now to seal it off.
第一个订单，把这些油送回去 First order of business, put all this oil back where it came from.
奥布瑞·贝尔？妈妈，谁是奥布瑞·贝尔？ Aubrey Bell? Mommy, who's Aubrey Bell?
普拉尼上尉正在做！他在把油吸回去！ Captain Planet's doing it! He's sucking the oil back!
走吧，普拉尼！ Go, Planet!
[Both] ♪ The fourth of July ♪
♪ Before the fourth of July ♪
♪ Fourth of July ♪♪
来吧 [Bill] Come on.
- 他们可是骑车啊，比尔 - 来吧，来吧 - They're on bikes, Bill. - Come on, come on.
- 他们会抄近路来的 - 咱们进去 - They gotta cut through here. - [Woman #2] Let's go in here.
我不想为了两个玩鸡巴的跑遍这山 I don't wanna run all over these mountains for a couple of cockteasers.
哦，我不认为这里有路 Oh, I don't think this goes all the way.
看来我们停在这里了 - Looks like we're stopping here. - [Laughs]
他们在跟着我们 Those guys are following us.
好，让我……我会把她们挑逗起来，然后你就进来 Okay, let me... I'll warm them up. And then you just come in.
我会叫她们当中一个人去那边的，兄弟 I'll get one of them to go there, man.
嗨，你们好啊？ Hey. How are you?
好 Okay.
等等，我……我……我认识你们 Wait, I... I... I know you.
在……不，我肯定见过你们，在那个图片展 From, uh... No, I'm sure I do. From that photo shoot.
- 我做你的化妆时 - 我不知道你在说什么 - When I did your makeup. - I don't know what you're talking about.
为那次摄影活动化妆，我是个化妆艺术家 The maquillage for the photo shoot. I'm a makeup artist.
我想你是我为摄影化过妆的一个模特 I thought that you were someone I'd done for a shoot.
- 有趣吧？ - 对不起 - That funny? - Sorry.
你们是演员还是模特？ Are you guys actresses or models?
我们都不是，我是……我们都不是 We're not either. I'm... We're not either one.
你不是？我只是说，只是因为你有外形，你可以做演员或模特的 You're not? I just mean, just 'cause you have the looks for it. You could be.
你知道，如果你想成为的话 If, you know, if you wanted to.
好，如果真的那样，那很好。如果不是那样，那也很好 Well, if it happened, that would be okay. If it doesn't, that's okay too.
但是，嗨，我是说有时候我也做一些星探工作…… But, hey, I mean, sometimes I do some talent scout stuff too and...
我是说，如果你们想的话。我叫比尔，这是杰瑞 I mean, if you ever want to. I'm Bill. This is Jerry.
要喝啤酒吗？ You want a beer?
不，谢谢。你要…… No, thanks. You want...
- 不，谢谢 - 那你给哪个影星化过妆吗？ - No, that's okay. - So, have you done any movie stars?
哦，是的 Uh, yeah. Yes, ma'am.
真的？你效劳过的最大牌明星是谁？ Really? Who was the biggest movie star you've done?
上一个我化过妆的是谁呢？上一个我化过妆的是谁呢？ What was that last one I did? What was that big one I did last time?
我想是罗西尼·巴尔 - I think it was Roseanne Barr. - [Chuckling]
- 她是大明星 - 她是巨星 - She's big. - She's huge.
- 你说谎，我能看出你在说谎 - 是的，这骗不了你们 - You're lying. I can tell you're lying. - Yeah, that didn't work.
- 你叫什么名字？ - 芭芭拉。她叫南西 - What's your name? - I'm Barbara. That's Nancy.
你好 Hi.
- 那么，你们结婚了吗？ - 没有 - So, you married? - No.
呃，我们结婚了 Uh, we were.
很不幸，已经是这样了 Very unfortunate, what happened.
嗯，我要喝一瓶啤酒 Uh, I'll have one of those beers.
嘿，你们知道一百码外有什么吗？你们知道蝙蝠洞吗？ Hey, you know what's a hundred yards away? You know the Bat Caves?
你没看过《蝙蝠侠》？记得《蝙蝠侠》系列吗？ You ever watch Batman? Remember the series Batman?
- 是的 - 好，他们射击的那个蝙蝠洞…… - Yeah. - Well, the Bat Caves where they shot it...
让我告诉你洞在哪里。这是你的啤酒 Let me show you this cave. Here's your beer.
让我带巴巴拉走开一会 Let me take Barbara away from you for one second.
过来，只要一会，别担心 Come here. It'll just take a second. Don't worry about it.
- 好的，我只要一瓶 - 好的，一瓶 - Okay, I'll just have one beer. - All right, one.
过来，别担心 Come here. Don't worry about it.
- 你们住在哪里？ - 马里布 - 回来 - [Barbara] Where you guys live? - Malibu. - Come back.
- 那是在海边，对吗？ - 是的，在海边 - That's on the beach, right? - Yep, it's on the beach.
我可以喝听啤酒吗？谢谢 Can I have a beer? Thanks.
噢，天啊，抱歉 Oh, Jesus. Excuse me.
不，这是其中一条街道 No, it's one of the streets that goes up.
- 哦 - 过来，就在这下面 - Oh. - Come here. It's right down here.
- 你介意吗？ - 我们在那里有地方呆一会儿 - Do you mind? - [Bill] We had a place up there for a while.
我们跟我们的妻子分开后，你知道…… Now, after we split up with our wives, you know...
- 你和你的妻子住啊？ - 是的 - Oh, you lived with your wives? - Well, yeah.
所以我们现在才到了这里 So now we got this place.
我们到了这个鱼缸，像个鱼缸 We got this fish tank thing, like a fish tank.
嗨，住手！别……放开我…… [Nancy] Hey, stop that! Don't... Leave me...
- 你在干什么？放开我！ - 你他妈的在干什么？杰瑞！ - What are you doing? Leave me alone! - What the fuck is he doing? Jerry!
杰瑞！ - [Screaming] - Jerry!
杰瑞！ - [Birds Squawking] - Jerry!
[Rumbling]
- 操！ - 哇！ - Fuck! - Whoa!
地震。地震，你他妈的疯子！ Earthquake. Earthquake, you fucking nut!
好了，乔塞特，到这里来 - All right, Josette. Come here. - [Screaming]
杰瑞！ - Jerry! - [Screaming]
好了，看，看这里 - Okay, look. Look here. - [Screaming]
怎么啦？霍华德？霍华德？ What's happening, Howard? Howard?
我们要躲到桌子下面 We have to get under a table.
吉恩，地震！留在门廊！ Gene, earthquake! Get under the doorway!
- 快！ - 到门下！ - Quick! - Underneath the door!
我是洛杉矶警察局的吉恩·谢帕德警官 This is Officer Gene Shepard of the Los Angeles Police Department.
我们正在发生地震 We are currently experiencing an earthquake.
♪ On Broadway I danced ♪
♪ For that senator ♪
♪ They know me in London ♪
♪ They know me in Paris ♪
[Marian] Ralph!
天啊，这比1971年那次还厉害 [Claire] Jesus. This is bigger than the one in '71.
别担心，别担心，这不是最大的 Don't worry. Don't worry. It's not the big one.
地震！妈妈，到这里来，快！ Earthquake! Mommy, get over here, quick!
躺下，妈妈，躺下 Just lay down, Mommy. Just lay down.
喔！我丢了雨伞 Whoa! I lost my umbrella.
咱们走吧，宝贝 Here we go, baby.
去门廊那边 In the doorway.
如果你靠近电线，请迅速离开 If you are close in proximity to any power lines, please move quickly away.
掉下的电线可能引起触电，还有可能…… Falling power lines can result in electrocution. There is a possibility of...
就这样，我们一起出去 This is it, baby. We're going out together.
这是个大地震，宝贝 This is the big one, baby.
[Rumbling Stops]
- 这不是个大地震 - 不是 - It wasn't the big one. - No. [Chuckling]
[Ann Whimpers]
[Lois Laughs]
你真是个勇敢的大男孩 You're such a big, brave boy.
- 他们到底在哪里？杰瑞！ - 天啊 - Where the fuck are they? Jerry! - Jesus Christ.
- [Car Alarm Blaring] - [Dogs Barking]
好的，没事了 All right. It's okay.
我们应该吃饭了，这是我们该做的 [Marian] Well, we should probably eat, is what we should do.
我们该享用的那顿大餐怎么了？ [Stuart] Yeah, what happened to that big meal we were supposed to have?
我们可能只能吃鸡蛋之类的了 We should probably have a whole bunch of eggs or something.
我们应该开电视看损坏报告 [Claire] We should turn on the TV and see what the damage is.
♪♪ [Vocalizing]
我们现在开始接收到报告…… We're beginning to receive reports now...
- 在那7.4级地震中…… - 邓菲在 - on that 7.4-magnitude earthquake... - [Ralph] Dunphy's on.
- 我们今天早上经历过了 - 邓菲会告诉我们事实 - We experienced earlier this morning. - Dunphy will tell us the truth.
- 约书亚树附近，是吗？ - 包德温山上有一幢房子着火 - [Stuart] Around Joshua Tree, huh? - A house on fire in Baldwin Hills.
- 7.4级，那是大地震 - 真的大 - [Marian] Seven-point-four. That's big. - [Stuart] Well, that's pretty big.
你知道，没那么糟，8级才惨，这回不像8级那么惨 You know, that's really not that bad. Eight is bad. That's not as bad as an eight.
- 显然没有8级那么厉害 - 我知道，没有，不过我的意思是…… - Obviously it's not as bad as an eight. - Well, no. But I mean...
如果你是来自加州的，你不会害怕这个的 [Claire] When you come from California, you don't worry about that stuff.
至少15人受伤，并且据报有一人死亡 At least 15 people have been injured and we're told one person died.
- 一人死亡 - 这是命啊，是的 - One person killed. - [Marian] One fatality, yeah.
这不算太坏，只有一个 You know, that's really not bad, one person.
等等，跟他说话的人……看这个 [Stuart] Wait, here he's talking to... Look at this.
- 地震的时候斯托米正在空中飞行 - 这是个直升机飞行员 - Stormy was in the air when the quake happened. - Here's a helicopter pilot.
斯托米，告诉我们你所看到的 Stormy, tell us exactly what you saw.
你们觉得这是他的真名吗？斯托米·威瑟斯？ [Ralph] You think that's his real name, Stormy Weathers?
- 天，我希望不是 - 对我来说很正常 - 他们在哪里找到他的？ - [Marian] God, I hope not. - It all looked pretty normal to me. - [Ralph] Where'd they get this guy?
- 拉尔夫，你还有波旁酒吗？ - 龙舌兰酒怎么样？ - [Stuart] Ralph, you have any bourbon? - What about some tequila?
- 好，我要来杯龙舌兰 - 着陆时我对自己说…… - [Claire] Yeah, I'd have a tequila. - As I was landing I was remarking to myself...
- 地震让你头疼，克莱尔 - 洛杉矶真美啊 - [Stuart] That stuff gives you a headache, Claire. - What a beautiful sight L.A. is.
- 我买回家的柠檬在哪里？ - 我不知道，可能在吧台旁边 - Where's those lemons I brought home? - [Marian] I don't know. Maybe by the bar.
每个洛杉矶市民都对自己说…… [TV: Stormy] Every Angeleno says to himself or herself...
生活在洛杉矶是多么的幸运 just how lucky he or she is to be living in L.A.
- 我也来点（龙舌兰） - 我希望你们的房子没事 - [Stuart] I'll have some too. - I hope nothing happened to your house.
现在是地震最新消息 [Dunphy] Now here is the latest news on the earthquake.
已经确认有一人死亡 There is one fatality. This has been confirmed now.
一个年轻妇女在Griffith公园被落下的大岩石压死，显然当时她在徒步旅行 Ayoung woman in Griffith Park was killed by falling rocks, apparently while hiking.
- 还不清楚其死亡是否与地震有关 - 给，柠檬水 - We're not sure if the death was earthquake-related. - Here's the lemonade.
我们被告知，有60人已经在地区医院接受治疗 We're told that 60 people have been treated at area hospitals.
[Grunting]
♪ If you're looking for a rainbow ♪
♪ You know there's gonna be some rain ♪
♪ One minute you're filled with happiness ♪
♪ And the next minute there's nothing but pain ♪
- 如果你是个囚犯 - 听另外一首吧 - ♪ If you're a prisoner ♪ - [Marian] Let's have another one.
- 我是个囚犯 - 然后回浴缸！ - ♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪ - [Ralph] And then back in the tub!
♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪
♪ One day your man is here ♪
♪ And the next day he's walked out and gone ♪
♪ But no matter what happens ♪
♪ You gotta somehow carry on ♪
♪ When you're a prisoner ♪
♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪
♪ I'm a prisoner of life ♪
♪ Life's good ♪
♪ It's bad ♪
♪ It's in between ♪
♪ But it's the unexpected and the uncertainty that keeps us going ♪
♪ You know what I mean ♪
♪ Oh, one day you own the world ♪
♪ And the next day the world owns you ♪
♪ One day everything's a lie ♪
♪ And the next day you swear it's all true ♪
♪ When you're a prisoner ♪
♪ And I'm a prisoner ♪
♪ I'm a prisoner of♫
♫ [Up-Tempo Jazz]
♪ Woke up this morning ♪
♪ Wanted to cry ♪
♪ Then I remembered ♪
♪ Yes, I knew why ♪
♪ He's a real good one for havin' his cake ♪
♪ I'm gonna go fishing or jump in the lake ♪
♪ I'm gonna go fishing ♪
♪ That's what I'll do ♪
♪ Think about nothing ♪
♪ Not even you ♪
♪ Catch me a big one, a big speckled trout ♪
♪ Snap him in the water, I'll pull him on out ♪
♪ Sweet-talkin' liar ♪
♪ Spin me a yarn ♪
♪ Tell me a story ♪
♪ Big as a barn ♪
♪ You wanna stop and listen, I won't hear you out ♪
♪ I'm gonna go fishing and catch me a trout ♪
♪ A man is a liar ♪
♪ A man is a fool ♪
♪ Playing for keepers ♪
♪ And breaking the rules ♪
♪ He'll be the loser. You'll see, you'll find out ♪
♪ I'm gonna go fishing and catch me a trout ♪
♪ Down in the water ♪
♪ Look at him shine ♪
♪ There goes a big one ♪
♪ That one is mine ♪
♪ Catches are real now. I've got the feel now ♪
♪ I'll snap with a fine fly rod. I'll catch me a trout ♪
♪ Sweet-talking liar ♪
♪ You're in for a fall ♪
♪ You tell me a story ♪
♪ You talk to the wall ♪
♪ Gonna go my way on down the highway ♪
♪ I'm gonna go fishin' and catch me a trout ♪
♪ Catch me a trout ♪
♪ Catch me a trout ♫
[Audience Cheering, Applause]
击鼓，鲍比·普瑞维特 [Woman] On drums, Bobby Previte.
低音，格雷格·科恩 On bass, Greg Cohen.
钢琴，特瑞·亚当斯 And on piano, Terry Adams.
口风琴，吉恩·埃斯特斯 On the vibes, Gene Estes.
大号，布鲁斯·富勒 And on trombone, Bruce Fowler.
就是这些！晚安！好！ That's it. Good night! Yeah!
欢呼，掌声 [Cheering, Applause]